When I started posting jokes for kids, I had no idea what an impact they would have.

There are a lot of reasons you might be looking for some great kid jokes. Over the years I have heard from so many parents (and grandparents) who have found great uses for these printable jokes!

Perhaps you’re trying to connect with a long distant Grandchild or maybe you have a little one who uses them to start conversations with new friends.

Maybe you add them to lunch boxes or keep them handy to reconnect after a meltdown.

Whatever you plan to use them for, this post has easy jokes for kids for every occasion… enjoy!

There’s no better way to celebrate the change of seasons than with some giggles. These jokes about the seasons will have you covered for winter, spring, summer, and fall. 

Good Jokes for Kids in any Season

6 jokes perfect for Winter.

These kid-friendly jokes about winter will warm up any home with laughter.

• What do you call a slow skier? – A SLOPEpoke!
• Which two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer? – I.C.
• What do snowmen call their offspring? – CHILLdren
• What falls but never gets hurt? – Snow
• Who are Frosty’s parents? – Mom and Pop-Sicle.
• What do you call a penguin that steals baby octopuses? – A SQUIDnapper.
• You will find all Winter jokes for kids + printable page here.

6 puns perfect for Winter.

• I’m walking in a winter pun-derland.
• It’s a winterful life.
• I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
• You don’t like my winter pun? How cold.
• Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
• There are winters and losers.
• You will find all Winter Puns here.

6 riddles perfect for Winter.

• What can be a cap, a bed, a bank and a bird at the same time?- The snow.
• You can hold me and even shake me, but I’m easy to break. I have lots of snow, but it’s all fake! What am I? – A snow globe.
• I drop from the sky far more beautifully than rain. There are no two pieces that’ll ever look the same. What am I? – Snow.
• When it’s cold in winter, this is something you love. It’s like tiny white stars. Falling from up above – Snow.
• What kind of crystals don’t break when they hit the ground? – Snow, because they are ice crystals.
• You can start by making a roll then you can mold me, put a scarf on my neck and even a couple of coal. What am I? – Snowman.
• You will find all the Winter Riddles here.

6 jokes perfect for Spring.

A giggle is the only thing that can make spring better. These jokes are funny and free!

• What type of bird should you never take to the bank? – A Robin.
• Why are people always tired in April? – Because they just finished a March.
• What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? – A spelling bee.
• What goes up when the rain comes down? – An umbrella.
• Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike? – It lost its petals.
• What has 18 legs and catches flies? – A baseball team.
• You will find all Spring Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for Summer.

Summertime… and the laughs are easy. Especially when you have the best joke for kids ready to go.

• Why are gulls named seagulls? – If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? – A fsh.
• Which letter is the coolest? – Iced t.
• What race is never run? – A swimming race.
• Why do bananas use sunscreen? – Because they peel.
• What do sheep do on sunny days? – Have a baa-baa-cue.
• You will find all Summer Jokes + the printable page here.

6 riddles perfect for Summer.

• I appear once in summer and twice in autumn, but never in winter. What am I? – Letter U.
• We pass under the sun but make no shadow. What are we? – Air and wind. 
• Coal in my belly, steel on my feet. When I get hot it’s time to eat. What am I? – A BBQ.
• I can make castles but l I am not a brick. I often get into your food if you have a picnic. What am I? – Sand.
• If a brown house is made of brown bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green house made of? – Glass.
• You might love me in summer but I never like the sun. The hotter the weather, the softer I get. What am I? – Ice cream.
• You will find all Summer Riddles + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for Fall.

Cozy up for a good joke and some family connection.

• What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? — Squash.
• Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? — To make up for his miserable summer.
• What is a tree’s least favorite month? — Sep-Timber!
• How do trees get onto the internet? — Easy, they just LOG on.
• Why did the scarecrow win a medal? — He was outstanding in his field.
• What kind of coat goes on wet? — A coat of paint.
• You will find all Fall Jokes + the printable page here.

6 riddles perfect for Fall.

• If there are three apples and you took away two, how many do YOU have? – Two, because YOU took two.
• There is a bush, a pine tree, and an oak tree and it is the fall season. If the wind is blowing towards the west, which way does the leaves on the pine tree fall? – A pine tree doesn’t have leaves. It has needles.
• I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I? – A candle.
• What falls but never breaks? – Nightfall.
• What asks but never answers? – An owl.
• I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I? – A coin.
• You will find all Fall Riddles with Answers here.

6 puns perfect for Fall.

• Let’s just fall it a day.
• You’re looking gourd-geous.
• Fall leaf-ts my mood.
• Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
• Spicetacular!
• Give them pumpkin to talk about! 
• You will find all Fall Puns + the printable page here.

Good Holiday Jokes for Kids

From Valentines Day Cards with jokes to passing out a joke with each piece of Halloween candy, jokes can add a little something special to every holiday.

6 jokes perfect for New Year’s

• What is corn’s favorite holiday? – New Ears Eve.
• My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating. – But I’ll wait until tomorrow to start.
• What do farmers give their wives at midnight on New Year’s Eve? – Hogs and kisses.
• What did the ghost say on January 1st? – Happy Boo Year.
• Knock knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby New Year!
• Where can you go to practice Math on New Year’s Eve? – Times Square.
• You will find all New Year’s Jokes for kids here.

6 puns perfect for New Year’s

• I called my friend Stephen and said “It’s New Year’s Steve!”
• My one new year’s resolution was to start to use my velcro wall more. So far I’m sticking to it.
• If you got a 4k TV for Christmas, your New Year’s resolution is 3840 x 2160.
• I told my wife I would be more healthy and exercise this year. It didn’t “workout”.
• On New Year’s Eve, make sure you have your left leg in the air so you start the new year on the right foot.
• A group of astronauts wanted to have a New Year’s celebration on the moon, but they didn’t planet in time.
• You will find all New Year’s Puns for kids here.

6 jokes perfect for Valentine’s Day.

• What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? — Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
• What is a vampire’s sweetheart called? — His ghoul-friend.
• What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp? — Stick with me and you’ll go places.
• What do you call a very small valentine? — A valentiny!
• What do you call two birds in love? — Tweethearts!
• What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? — Hogs and kisses!
• You will find all 12 Valentine’s Day Jokes + printable joke cards here.

6 jokes perfect for Earth Day.

• Why do tornadoes zigzag? — They’re dizzy.
• What did the tree wear to the pool party? — Swimming trunks.
• What’s the biggest moth in the world? — A mammoth!
• Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open? — Because she expected some change in the weather.
• Why is grass so dangerous? — Because it’s full of blades.
• Why did the leaf go to the doctor? — It was feeling green.
• You will find all 18 Earth Day Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for St. Patrick’s Day

You’ll love these good luck jokes this St. Patrick’s Day.

• Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow? – To get to the other side!
• Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover? – You might press your luck!
• What happens when leprechauns take a bath? – They get wet!
• Why is St. Patrick’s Day frogs’ favorite holiday? – They’re already wearing green.
• Knock, knock Who’s there? Irish Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day.
• What bow can’t be tied? – A rainbow.
• You will find all 14 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for Easter

• What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? – A sock hop!
• What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? – He was eggspelled!
• What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? – It’s been nice gnawing you.
• What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? – A funny bunny.
• Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast? – IHOP.
• What do you call a mischievous egg? – A practical yolker.
• You will find all 25 Easter Jokes + the printable page here.

6 puns perfect for Easter

• Some-bunny needs a bit more candy in their basket.
• We love a story with a hoppy ending!
• It’s time to hop ’til you drop!
• What an eggs-traordinary spring day.
• You might not carrot all, but I think you’re ear-resistible.
• I’d say we’re one egg-cellent couple.
• You will find all 25 Easter Puns + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for Mother’s Day

• Why is a computer so smart? – It listens to its motherboard.
• What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? – Catch up!
• Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? – Because their kids have to play inside!
• What did the mother rope say to her child? – Stop being knotty.
• What did the digital clock say to its mother? – “Look, Ma! No hands!”
• What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? – “Where’s Popcorn?”
• You will find all 12 Mother’s Day Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for Father’s Day

• When does a dad joke become a dad joke? – When it becomes apparent.
• Why did the cookie cry? – Because his father was a wafer so long!
• What did the daddy buffalo say to his son before it left for school? – “Bison.”
• How is a baby bird like his dad? – He’s a chirp off the old block.
• What did daddy spider say to baby spider? – You spend too much time on the web.
• What do you call your dad when he’s in the snow? – a POPsicle!
• You will find all 12 Father’s Day Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for Halloween.

• Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? — It had no guts.
• What candy do you eat on the playground? — Recess pieces.
• What kind of monster loves to disco? — The boogieman.
• Why did the witches cancel their baseball game? — They couldn’t find their bats.
• What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? — Spelling.
• Where do baby ghosts go during the day? — Day-scare centers.
• You will find all 23 Halloween Jokes + the printable page here.

6 knock-knock jokes perfect for Halloween.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Getyur. Getyur who? Getyur fangs outta my neck!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ooze. Ooze who? Ooze that monster over there?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!
• You will find all Knock Knock Halloween Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for Thanksgiving.

• On which holiday do you play a lot of jokes on people? – Prank-giving.
• What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? – A har-vest.
• Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? – Because they never learned good table manners.
• What smells the best on Thanksgiving dinner? – Your nose.
• Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? – To hatchet!
• What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? – Fangs-giving.
• You will find all Thanksgiving Jokes + printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for Christmas.

• Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? — Because of all the wrapping.
• What does one snowman say to the other? — Do you smell carrots?
• Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve? — He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
• What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she sees clouds? — Looks like rain, dear.
• What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? — A snowball.
• What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? — “Aren’t you tired of just hanging around?”
• You will find all 25 Christmas Jokes + the printable page here.

6 riddles perfect for Christmas.

• I come with many colors, so beautiful and bright, I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I? – Christmas lights.
• I get chopped and decorated. Sometimes you’ll see wings on top. What am I?- Christmas Tree
• I’m a famous Christmas treat, I’m brown all over with tiny feet. What am I? – A gingerbread man
• Open me every day for something that can’t be beat. Behind each of the doors, you will discover a tasty treat. What am I? – Advent calendar.
• I am a plant seen every Christmas which people hang up above and then they stand beneath me and kiss someone they love. What am I? – Mistletoe.
• I can be called a blanket or a flake. No two pieces are ever the same. You can build or fight with me. What am I? – Snow.
• You will find all Christmas Riddles + the printable page here.

6 puns perfect for Christmas.

• All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
• I love you from head to mistletoe.
• But wait—there’s myrrh.
• Yule be home for Christmas.
• Saved by the jingle bell.
• Simply having a wonderful Christmas thyme.
• You will find all Christmas Puns + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for a Birthday.

• How does the cat celebrate its birthday? – By turning up the mewsic.
• Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? – Because people kept toasting him!
• Why were there balloons in the bathroom? – It was a birthday potty.
• Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one? – No, they both burn shorter.
• What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? – I scream cake.
• What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday? – Have a fin-tastic day.
• You will find all 24 Birthday Jokes + the printable page here.

6 riddles perfect for a Birthday.

• Riddle: Triplets (Neha, Bandini & Shivani) were born in August, but their birthday is in December. How is that possible? – Answer: August is a town.
• Riddle: I get shorter the more I’m used, but I’m not a pencil. I’m made of wax, but I’m not a crayon. I can help you see in the dark, but I’m not a flashlight. I’m often found on a birthday cake, but I’m not icing. What am I? – Answer: A candle.
• Riddle: Can you think of a way to cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts? – Answer: Use two cuts to divide the cake into four equal pieces (quarters). For the third cut, cut the cake in half horizontally. Some pieces may not have any icing, but their size will be equal.
• Riddle: Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday, but I was born in 1971. How is this possible? – Answer: I was born in Hospital whose room number is 1971.
• Riddle: I get blown up, but I’m not a bomb. I sometimes have a string attached, but I’m not a kite. I sometimes float, but I’m not a swimmer. I’m seen at birthday parties, but I’m not a candle. What am I? – Answer: A balloon.
• Riddle: What goes up and doesn’t come back down? – Answer: Your age.
• You will find all Birthday Riddles + the printable page here.

6 knock knock jokes perfect for a Birthday.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Art. Art who? Art you going to a birthday party?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bird. Bird who? Bird day greetings to you.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gus. Gus who? Gus how old I am today!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isthmus. Isthmus who? Isthmus be your birthday!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana piece of birthday cake.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mark. Mark who? Mark your calendar, because my birthday’s coming!
• You will find all Knock Knock Birthday Jokes + the printable page here.

Good School Jokes for Kids

Sometimes a laugh is the only support our little ones need when something gets a little tough. The following includes jokes for kids about school.

6 jokes about School.

These school-appropriate jokes are sure to be a hit.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!
• Which school building has the most stories? – The Library!
• Where did the music teacher leave her keys? – In the piano.
• What is the smartest state? – Alabama, it has four A’s and one B.
• How do you get straight A’s? – With a ruler.
• What is a snake’s favorite subject? – Hiss-tory.
• You will find all School Appropriate Jokes + the printable page here.

6 riddles about School.

• Despite my name, I am not a queen. When you hold me up to things, their length is seen. What am I? – A ruler.
• What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile? – A clock.
• It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it? – A keyboard.
• I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I? – Light.
• It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it? – The dictionary.
• When is homework not homework? – When it’s done at school.
• You will find all School Riddles + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for Math class.

• What tool do you use for math? – MultiPLIERS.
• How did the student get the answer to ten minus ten? – He zeroed in on it.
• Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? – Because it is never right.
• What’s the king of the pencil case? – The ruler.
• Why didn’t the two 4’s want any dinner? – They already 8!
• How do you make one vanish? – Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and it’s gone.
• You will find all Math Jokes + printable page here.

6 riddles perfect for Math class.

• I am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years time I shall be twice as old as her. How old are we now? – I am 40 and my daughter is 10.
• One is to three as three is to five and five is to four and four is the magic number. What is the pattern? – One has three letters in the word three has five letters in it five has four letters and four has four letters in it (if you try more numbers they will always come back to the number four: so four is the magic number).
• If a boy blows 18 bubbles, then pops 6, eats 7, then pops 5, and blows 1. How many are left? – 1.
• I am a three digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I? – Number 194.
• You have 6 eggs. You break 2, cook 2, and eat 2. How many do you have left? – 4. The 2 you break are the ones you cook, which are the ones you eat.
• The head of a whale is six feet long; his tail is as long as his head and half his body, and his body is half of his whole length. How long is the whale? – 48 feet.
• You will find all Math Riddles + printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for Lunch.

• What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold? – Cashews.
• Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? – To go with the jellyfish.
• What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? – A neck-tarine.
• Why did the orange stop halfway through the race? – He ran out of juice.
• What do you call cheese that’s not yours? – Nacho Cheese.
• Why aren’t banana’s ever lonely? – They hang out in bunches.
• You will find all 20 Lunch Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect Exam Day.

• What nation do most people hate? – Exami-nation.
• How do you prepare for a pest control exam? – You stay up all night swatting.
• Why did the teacher go to the beach? – To test the water.
• Why didn’t he do well in his football teamwork exam? – Because he did not pass.
• What did the heart say to the brain before an exam? – You look nervous.
• What wild animal does well on exams despite not studying? – The cheetah.
• You will find all Exam Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for science class.

• What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other? – Sorry! My fault.
• What did the biologist wear to impress his date? – Designer genes.
• What do you call an accountant for the biology department? – A buy-ologist.
• How did the astronaut serve dinner? – On a flying saucer.
• Why is it so hard to wake up in the morning? – Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.
• How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? – Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
• You will find all Science Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for history class.

• What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other? – Sorry! My fault.
• What did the biologist wear to impress his date? – Designer genes.
• What do you call an accountant for the biology department? – A buy-ologist.
• How did the astronaut serve dinner? – On a flying saucer.
• Why is it so hard to wake up in the morning? – Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.
• How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? – Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
• You will find all History Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for teachers and students.

• Which school teachers have the greenest thumbs? – The kinder-garden teachers.
• What do you call a teacher who forgot to take attendance? – Absent-minded.
• Why did the music teacher need a ladder? – To reach the high notes!
• Why did the boy eat his homework? – Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
• Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? – Because she wanted to go to high school.
•  Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane? – To achieve a higher education. 
• You will find all Teacher and Student Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for spelling fun.

• What is heavy forward but not backward? – Ton.
• How can you spell too much with two letters? – XS.
• Spell mousetrap with three letters. – C-A-T.
• What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? – One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
• What do you call someone who makes a spelling error AFTER editing their comment? – An Ediot!
• Can you spell composition with two letters? – SA (Essay).
• You will find all the Spelling Jokes + the printable page here.

Good ‘Just Because’ Jokes for Kids

Being the “Fun Mom” doesn’t always come naturally to me. These jokes have helped make connecting in a fun way a little easier.

6 Knock Knock jokes for kids

Who doesn’t love a good knock-knock joke?

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who! Who who? That’s what an owl says!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!
• You will find all Knock Knock Jokes + printable page here.

6 tooth jokes that are perfect for a trip to the Dentist.

• What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? – He braces himself.
• Why did the tree go to the dentist? – To get a root canal.
• What time do you go to the dentist? – Tooth-Hurty!
• What did the werewolf eat after he had his tooth fixed? – The dentist.
• Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste? – Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.
• What did the tooth say to the dentist?- “Fill ‘er up!”
• You will find all Tooth Jokes + the printable page here.

6 super silly kid jokes.

• Why did the cookie go to the doctor? — Because he was feeling crumby.
• What do you call an alligator in a vest? — An investogator.
• Why was 10 scared? — Because 7 ate 9.
• What do you call a sleeping T-Rex? — A dinosnore!
• How do you make a tissue dance? — Put a little boogie in it.
• What do you call a flying skunk? — A smelly – copter!
• You will find all Super Silly Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for camping

• What did the beaver say to the tree? — It’s been nice gnawing you.
• What do you call a group of grizzlies cracking up together? — A Bear-el of laughs.
• Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping autumn? — Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
• What type of chair is good at yoga? — A folding chair.
• Where do cows go camping? — Moo York.
• How do trees access the internet? — They log in.
• You will find all Camping Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for a trip to the beach

• Where do sharks go on vacation? – Finland!
• How do you make an octopus laugh? – With TEN-tickles!
• What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have? – Shells.
• What do sea monsters eat? – Fish and ships!
• How do we know that the ocean is friendly? – It waves!
• What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? – Show me your mussels.
• You will find all Beach Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for animal lovers

• What do you call a sleeping bull? – A bull-dozer.
• Where do milkshakes come from? – Nervous cows!
• What is a cow’s favorite ice cream? – MOOnila!
• Why are elephants so wrinkled? – Because they take too long to iron.
• Can a wallaby jump higher than a building? – Of course … buildings can’t jump.
• What goes tick tock, bow wow, tick tock, bow wow? – A watch dog.
• You will find all Animal Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes about gardening

• What would be a gardener’s favorite Beatles song? – Lettuce Be.
• What did the dirt in the garden say during heavy rain? – If this keeps up I’ll be mud!
• What do trees wear to all pool parties? – Swimming trunks.
• What is a tree’s favorite dinosaur?-  The Tree-rex.
• How do trees get onto the internet? – They just log on!
• Why is Incredible Hulk such a good gardener? – He’s got green fingers.
• You will find all Gardening Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes about bears

• How do you start a teddy bear race? – Ready, teddy, GO!
• What do you call polar bears who practices dentistry? – A molar bear. 
• Why do bears not eat fast food? – Because they can’t catch it!
• Without a fishing rod, how can you catch fish? – With you bear hands.
• When it rains, what do bears do? – They get wet.
• What’s wrong with wrestling with bears? – The pain is unbearable.
• You will find all Bears Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes about Disney.

• Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? – Because she’s always running away from the ball.
• Why was the wrong Disney princess arrested? – The police thought she was someone Elsa.
• What does Winnie-the-Pooh call his girlfriend? – Honey.
• What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire? – “Show me the Honey!
• What did Snow White call her chicken? – Egg White.
• How do you keep Pumba from charging you? – Take away his credit cards.
• You will find all Disney Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for a snowy day

• Where does a snowman keep his money? – In a snow bank.
• Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost? – Because Frost bites.
• What do snowmen eat for lunch? – Icebergers.
• What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? – A meltdown.
• What do you call a snowman holiday party? – A snowball.
• You will find all Snowman Jokes + the printable page here.

6 elf jokes perfect Christmas

• Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace? – Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
• What did Santa tell his helpers when they listened in on his conversation? – “Quit elves-dropping.”
• What do you call a Santa’s helper with a rags to riches story? – Cinderelfa.
• What is elves’ favorite sport? – Miniature golf.
• What do you call an elf entrepreneur? – A small business owner.
• Where do elves go dancing? – Christmas balls.
• You will find all Elf Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for the beach.

• Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong? – Because they never do it on porpoise!
• Where do sheep go on vacation? – The Baaa-hamas. 
• Why don’t oysters share their pearls? – Because they’re shellfish!
• What do you call a lazy crayfish? – A slobster!
• What kind of music do killer whales like? – They listen to the orca-stra!
• What does Cinderella wear at the beach? – Glass flippers.
• You will find all Beach Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for teens.

• How do you know when you’re desperate for an answer? – You look at the second page of Google search results.
• What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? – An envelope.
• Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? – Because they can’t even.
• What do computers eat for a snack? –  Microchips!
• What did one light bulb say to the other? – Watt’s up?
• Why is the obtuse angle sad? – Because it’s never right.
• You will find all Teen Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for dog lovers.

• What’s a dog’s favorite city? – New Yorkie.
• Why did the dog cross the road? – To get to the barking lot.
• Why are dogs like phones? –  Because they have collar IDs.
• Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost? – Because Frost bites.
• Why are dogs terrible dancers? – Because they have two left feet.
• What was the little Scottish dog’s reaction when he first saw the Loch Ness Monster? – He was Terrier-fied.
• You will find all Dog Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for car lovers.

• What part of the car is the laziest? – The wheels, because they are always tired.
• What do you do with old German cars? – You take ‘em to the old Volk’s home.
• What makes cars not work properly when you change wheels? – Because they’re retired.
• What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? – A lamborghini!
• What do Michigan autoworkers do on Cinco de Mayo? – They have a Fort Fiesta.
• What was wrong with the wooden car? – It wooden go!
• You will find all Car Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes perfect for cat lovers.

• What did the cat say after making a bad joke? – “Just kitten!”
• Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? – Because he’s always spotted.
• How does a cat decide what he wants from the store? – He flips through the cat-alog.
• What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? – The whisk-er.
• Why did the cat get mad when you didn’t laugh at his joke? – He took it purr-sonally.
• Why can’t you watch a movie with a cat? – He can’t stop pushing the paws button.
• You will find all Cat Jokes + the printable page here.

6 jokes about poop.

Wrapping up this massive list of best jokes for kids with a surefire favorite.

• What is a magical poop called? – Poodini.
• What is a bathroom fairy called? – Stinkerbell.
• How can you make a dung house smell fresh? – You make a Poopourri!
• Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? – To look for Pooh!
• Why are there no toilets in some banks? – Because not all banks accept deposits.
• Why did the cop sit on the toilet? – To do his duty.
• You will find all Poop Jokes + the printable page here.

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