We lived near the beach when the kids were pretty little. I am not a huge fan of the beach, so our beach trips were pretty limited.
While laying on hot sand and getting knocked over by waves isn’t my idea of a great time, I can get behind laughter over some well-timed beach jokes.
Print these beach jokes for kids and enjoy them while you dream of a sandy day in the sun OR while you’re making the drive to your favorite beach spot.
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You’ll love these funny beach jokes for kids almost as much as they do!
- How do you make an octopus laugh? – With TEN-tickles!
- What’s the most common insect found on the beach? – A beach buggy!
- What do you call seagulls that live near the bay? – Bagels.
- Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong? – Because they never do it on porpoise!
- Where do sheep go on vacation? – The Baaa-hamas.
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls? – Because they’re shellfish!
- What do you call a lazy crayfish? – A slobster!
- What kind of music do killer whales like? – They listen to the orca-stra!
- What does Cinderella wear at the beach? – Glass flippers.
- What do you call very small waves crashing into the shore? – Micro-waves.
- What do sheep wear to the beach? – A baa-kini.
- What kind of dessert do you serve at a summer beach party? – Beach pie.
- What do you call a labrador at the beach in the summer? – A hot dog.
Ocean Jokes for Kids
If you’re looking specifically for funny jokes about the ocean or jokes about the sea, this section is for you.
- what did one ocean say to the other ocean – nothing they just waved
- How do we know that the ocean is friendly? – It waves!
- Who cleans the ocean? – The mermaids.
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? – A nervous wreck.
- Why can’t the ocean take a joke? – Because it’s too salty.
- How does the ocean floor keep up to date with the news? – By following current events.
- What does seaweed say when it gets stuck at the bottom of the ocean? – Kelp me!
Funny Beach Puns
Everyone loves a good pun… these are extra funny beach puns.
- Why is the beach always so confident? – It’s 100% shore.
- Why didn’t the poodle want to go to the beach? – It didn’t want to be a hot dog.
- What does a mermaid use to call her friends? – A shell phone, of course.
- What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty? – It a-piers we have a problem.
- How do you cut an ocean in two? – With a sea-saw.
- Did you hear about the martial artists who fought on the beach? – They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Funny Water Jokes
Water jokes are fun, whether you’re dreaming of the beach or actually dipping your toe in the water.
- What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? – Show me your mussels.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for? Open the door!
- What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? – It gets wet.
- Who carries out operations in water? – A sturgeon.
- Why do male dogs float on water? – Because they’re good buoys.
- Why do people swim at saltwater beaches? – Because pepper beaches would make them sneeze.
- What do you call a beach that keeps losing sand? – A shore loser
- What do you call a cat who lives at the beach? – Sandy claws.
- Why is the sand under the dock so resistant? – It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
- What do you pay to spend a day on the beach? – Sand dollars.
- What would you find on a haunted beach? – A sand-witch!
- What did the pig say when it was lying on the sand? – I’m bacon.
Shark Jokes with Bite
The jokes that follow are all about sea creatures. Shark jokes, fish jokes, jellyfish jokes, and sea turtle jokes. For other jokes about animals click here.
- Where do sharks go on vacation? – Finland!
- What happened when the shark got famous? – He became a starfish.
- What is a shark’s favorite sci-fi show – Shark Trek
- What do you get when you cross a shark with a parrot?- An animal that will talk your head off!
- What are a shark’s two most favorite words? – Man overboard.
Funny Fish Jokes for Kids
- What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish? – Swimming trunks!
- What do sea monsters eat? – Fish and ships!
- Where do fish sleep? – On the sea bed!
- Why don’t fish play soccer? – Because they’re scared of nets!
- What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? – This tastes a little funny!
- What did the fisherman say when he got his net in a tangle? – Something a-piers to be wrong.
- What is a shark’s favorite kind of sandwich? – Peanut butter and jellyfish!
- What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food? A jellyfish-filled donut.
- What do you call a jellyfish on a plane? – Flightoplankton.
- Why was the jellyfish sad? – There is no peanut butter fish.
- Why did the jellyfish fart? – He ate too many jellybeans.
Sea Turtle Jokes
- What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have? – Shells.
- What do you get when you cross a turtle with a giraffe? A turtle-neck.
- What kind of pictures do sea turtles take? – Shellfies.
- What do you call a turtle with a camera? – A snapping turtle.
- What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine? -A slowpoke.
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