78 Funny Boat Puns and Boat Jokes for the Family PRINTABLE
Are you ready for some seriously fin-tastic boat puns and boat jokes?
Enjoy the sea-nic route while you giggle together on your boat (or while dreaming about your next boating adventure.) Jokes and puns have a way of bringing us closer through laughter.
If you love this joke collection, you might also like our summer jokes for kids and adults!
Boat Puns
These boat puns are great for kids and adults. They are alwaves fun to bring along!
- I have very Pacific taste.
- Yacht do you want?
- Buoy, are these views seriously fin-tastic.
- Today, I’m not getting tied down by pier pressure.
- Feeling nauti.
- It’s salt good.
- Just saying goodbye to my piers.
- That’s ferry impressive.
- Didn’t mean to barge in here.
What’s up, dock?
- Taking the sea-nic route.
- It’s al-waves fun when we’re out on the boat.
- It’s always ferry fun with you around.
- I like big boats and I cannot lie.
- Loving this day boatloads.
- Getting into ship shape.
- Water you doing today?
- It’s a-boat time!
- This will be my lega-sea.
- Today is knot too bad.
- I’m knot shore if you noticed, but I’m on a boat.
- What an oar-deal.
- I’m naut ready to get off the boat just yet.
- Canoe think of a more perfect day? Neither can I.
- Having a reely good day.
- Yeah, buoy!
- Wet-ever floats your boat.
- I’m knot shore if you noticed, but I’m on a boat.
- Last boat naut least.
- Don’t be such a pain in the boat.
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- What a boat-iful day today.
- Red ship hits Blue ship… Sailors marooned.
- I haven’t got a crew.
- Oh ship, the party just started.
- This is the mast fun I’ve had in a long time.
- Ketch you later.
- Do not harbour strong feelings.
- That’s water under the bridge
Boat Jokes
Adding jokes to an outing or even to a planning session can bring a light and fun mood. These boat jokes are no exception.
- How much did it cost a pirate for the piercing of his ear? – A buck an ear.
- What was the discount rate at the boat store? – A two-for-one sail.
- Why did the students go on the boat? – To get their scholar-ship!
- How was the boat turned into a party boat? – Through pier pressure.
- What do sailors use to blow their noses? – Anchor-chiefs.
- What do you call a sail with only two corners? – I haven’t got a clew!
- Why did the sailor suddenly jump into the sea? – To test the water.
- Why could not the sailors play the game of cards? – Because the captain was standing on the deck.
- What kind of detergent do sailors use the most? – Tide.
- Where do the most deadly creatures like zombies go for sailing? – To the Dead Sea.
- What kind of vegetable is not allowed on ships? – Leeks.
- What is the most crowded and caring boat called? – A friend-ship
- What is the name of the boat made of stones? – A hard-ship.
- From where did Captain Hook buy his hook? – At a second-hand store.
- Why was the boat always organized? – It always kept things shipshape.
- What did the boat say during the storm? – “I’m feeling a bit seasick.”
- Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the boat? – Because he wanted to climb aboard ship.
- What did the ocean say to the sailboat? – Nothing, it just waved.
- Why do seagulls never fly over the bay? – Because then they’d be bagels!
- Did you hear about the sailor who became a successful chef? – He always knows how to whip up a great dish.
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- How do sailors party? – They rock the boat!
- What did one boat say to the other boat? – “Are you up for a little row-mance?”
- Why are boats so good at team sports? – They always row together.
- What do you call a boat with a hole in it? – A sink-ship.
- Why are boats so good at singing? – They can hit all the right sail notes!
- Why was the boat so good at math? – It had a lot of ex-ship-tise!
- What do you call a group of musical boats? – A harmon-yacht
- Why did the boat go to school? – To improve its sea-d grades!
- What did the boat say to the pier? – Can I dock here or is it a moor-der” zone?
- What do you call a snail on a boat? – A snailor.
- Why don’t boats like to play cards? – Because they’re afraid of getting caught in a sail!
- What do you call a funny boat? – A joke-boat!
- Why did the boat go to the comedy club? – It wanted to see a stand-up paddle!
- What’s a boat’s favorite type of music? – Anything that floats their boat!
- What do you call a boat that can never have a quiet moment? – A rowdy-towdy!
- Why don’t boats like to attend weddings? – They’re always afraid of being swept off their feet!
- Why did the boat go to the party alone? – Because it couldn’t find a +1!
- What’s a boat’s favorite type of music? – Rock and row!
- What did the boat captain say after telling a great joke? – Anchor-riffic!
