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18 REALLY Funny Summer Jokes for Kids

By Jillian | June 16, 2020
Filed under: Jokes for Kids Tagged: School Age, summer activities

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Summer here we come! I’m ready… are you?

I’ve prepared our summer schedule and started filling up our summer bucket list. All that’s left is to finish up these last few days of school.

I want to kick summer off with some laughs.

The kids have heard the knock knock jokes & spring jokes WAY too many times so I decided to round up a new list of jokes for kids.

Enjoy!

Funny summer jokes for kids (with printables)

18 REALLY Funny Summer Jokes for Kids

Click here to print these summer jokes.

  • What did the pig say on a hot summer day? – I’m bacon!
  • Why do bananas use sunscreen? – Because they peel.
  • Why are gulls named seagulls? – If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels.
  • Why don’t oysters share their pearls? – Because they’re shellfish.
  • Which letter is the coolest? – Iced t.
  • What do you call a snowman in July? – A puddle.
  • What do sheep do on sunny days? – Have a baa-baa-cue.
  • What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?- Show me your mussels.
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? – A fsh.
  • What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? – It gets wet.
  • What does a bee do when it is hot? – He takes off his yellow jacket. 
  • What holds the sun up in the sky? – Sunbeams.
  • What race is never run? – A swimming race.
  • When do you go at red and stop at green? – When you’re eating a watermelon.
  • Why did the man love his barbecue? – Because it was the grill of his dreams.
  • What is the best day to go to the beach? – SUNday.
  • What does the sun drink out of? – Sunglasses.
  • What did the ocean say to the sailboat? – Nothing it just waved.

18 Printable Summer Jokes for Kids

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

  • Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

Do you have any funny summer jokes to add? Share them in comments.

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  1. Sapphire says

    June 20, 2016 at 7:51 am

    What do cats eat for dessert? Mice cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  2. Braden fitzgerald says

    July 13, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    What’s a spinosaurse’s favorite boat? A sailboat!!!!!!

    Reply
  3. noisemaker123 says

    June 12, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    whats the king of the classroom

    a ruler

    Reply
  4. ajax says

    August 7, 2017 at 9:56 am

    Q. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

    A. To get to the bottom!

    Reply
    • Chloe says

      March 30, 2018 at 7:12 pm

      WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A DOG ON THE BEACH? YOU ARE ONE HOT DOG!!!

      Reply
  5. Sarah says

    June 17, 2020 at 8:09 am

    What is a frogs favorite flower
    A croakis

    Reply

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