Silly Spring Jokes for Kids that will get Everyone Laughing

There are a lot of fun ways to use these springtime jokes. Include them in your little one’s lunch box, keep them handy for when you are waiting in line or lighten the mood when the day starts to get a little tense.

Spring is the perfect time of year to bring on some sunshiny giggles. It’s so much fun when Mom gets to be the reason for all the laughing.

With these jokes about spring printed out and ready to go…

you get to be the funny one.

Check out all of the jokes perfect for spring:

• St. Patrick’s Day jokes
• Earth Day jokes
• Mother’s Day jokes
• Animal Jokes for Kids
• Chicken Jokes for kids
• Insect Jokes
• Family Jokes
• Rain Jokes

Silly Springtime Jokes for Kids

These sping jokes will grow a garden of giggles for your family.

• Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond? – He was trying to grow a water-melon.
• What type of bird should you never take to the bank? – A Robin.
• Why did the worm cross the ruler? – To become an inchworm.
• What do you give a sick bird? –  TWEETment.
• Why are people always tired in April? – Because they just finished a March.
• Why did the Easter bunny hide? – He was a little chicken.
• Why can’t you tease egg whites? – They can’t take a yolk.
• Why do hens lay eggs? – If they dropped them, they’d break.
• What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? – A spelling bee
• How does a bee brush its hair? – With its honeycomb.

What has 18 legs and catches flies? – A baseball team.

• How excited was the gardener about spring? – So excited he wet his plants.
• What bow can’t be tied? – A rainbow!
• What kind of bean never grows in a garden? – A jelly bean.
• Does February like March? – No, but April may.
• What did the tree say when it saw the first signs of spring? – What a re-leaf.
• What kind of socks does a gardener wear? – Garden hose.
• What do you call a rabbit with fleas? – Bugs bunny.
• How did the egg cross the road? – He scrambled across.
• How do you announce to someone that winter is coming to an end? – You spring it on them.
• Why is spring a good time to get into good habits? – It’s the perfect time to turn a new leaf.

• How do you make a pogo stick out of plants? – You use spring onions.
• Why are oak trees so forgiving? – Every Spring they turn over a new leaf.
• What did summer say to spring?  Help – I’m going to fall!
• When is it impossible to plant spring flowers? – When you haven’t botany.
• Why was the broom late for the spring cleaning? – He over-swept.
• Why did the seed go to school? – Because it wanted to spring up!
• How do you know spring is here? – The grass says “hey!”
• What is spring’s favorite type of pickles? – Daffo-dills!
• Why are umbrellas a good friend to have in a spring thunderstorm? – They’ve always got you covered.
• Do you know about April 1st? – Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
• What’s the best type of dog to hunt within March, April, and May? A Spring-er Spaniel!

Why did the bucket bounce? – Because it was filled with spring water.

• What did the broom say to the mop? – “I’m so tired of people pushing us around.”
• What did the bean say to the sprout? – “Grow up!”
• Why did the farmer bury all his money? – To make his soil rich.
• Why is spring the best time to go to a bakery? – It never runs out of “flour!”
• Which month do soldiers like the least? – March.
• Which superhero likes spring the best? – Robin.
• What did summer say to spring? – “Help – I’m about to fall!”
• Why is ‘Star Wars’ Yoda such a good gardener? – He has a green thumb.
• Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? – She’s having her babies in the spring.
• What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes? – Prankenstein.

Spring Puns for Kids

If you love a funny pun, you must have a great sense of humor. These spring puns are sure to tickle your funny bone.

• I hate spring cleaning. Darn things bounce all over the place.
• What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill? – A spring roll!
• What do you call an emergency in spring? – May Day.
• When do monkeys fall from the sky? – During APE-ril showers
• What flower does everyone have on their face? – Tulips.
• Why are frogs so happy? – They eat whatever bugs them.
• Which bug is related to you? – Your Aunt.
• What kind of garden does a baker love? – A flour garden.
• What do you call a mushroom that’s the life of the party? – Fun-gi.
• Daisy me rollin,’ they hatin.’

A peony for your thoughts.

• Not a daisy goes by without me thinking of you!
• Should I plant flowers in April?  May as well!
• Never stop be-leafing
• Spring is everything I wanted it to bee
• I be-leaf in you
• I lilac spring a lot.
• You grow, girl!
• Last, bud not least
• My winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.
• I found some spring water I bought 3 months ago. I guess it’s summer water now.

Related Posts: Garden Jokes and Butterfly Jokes

• The flower drew a line in the potting soil and exclaimed, “This is where I draw the growing!”
• I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
• It may be only March but April may get here sooner than you think.
• I never knew how hard gardening was until I tried doing it this spring. It is so hard I soil myself.
• You’re my favorite off-spring.
• I’m all abloom with joy this spring!
• I’m buds with everyone in spring.

Spring Riddles with Answers

Jokes and riddles go together like peanuts and grapes… I mean, peanut butter and jelly!

• What time is it when you are jumping on a trampoline? – Springtime.
• What can run fast but can’t walk? – Water.
• I don’t have wings, but I can fly. I have a tail. I am very colorful. I am not a bird. What am I? – A kite.
• I fall, but I don’t get hurt. I pour, but I’m not a jug. I help plants grow, but I’m not the sun. What am I? – Rain.
• What has to be broken before you can use it? – An egg.
• Which month of the year is the shortest?  May – it only has three letters.
• What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.

How does spring end? With a G.

• What can you find in the middle of April and March, but not at the beginning or end of either? – The letter R!
• I am a bow that can’t be tied. – A rainbow.
• A mama robin has two daughters. Each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does mama robin have? – She has 3, and both of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
• I am a place where kids splish, splash, and play, and I make rain boots a very important part of the day. What am I? – A puddle.
• What is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden? – Their feet!
• I die once a year, yet time makes me stronger. – A tree.

Rain Jokes for Kids

These are the best jokes for a rainy day! They just might have you crying with laughter.

• What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? – A drizzly bear.
• Do bees fly in the rain? – Not without their yellow jackets.
• What goes up when the rain comes down? – An umbrella.
• What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks in April? – FOUL spring weather.
• What did the dirt say to the rain? – If this keeps up, my name will be mud.
• If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? – Pilgrims.
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining.
• What did the first thunderstorm of the year say? – Hail to the spring!
• What did the one raindrop say to the other? – Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
• The raindrop was feeling down, so the puddle said, “Water you waiting for?”

• What do clouds wear during spring rain showers? – Thunderwear.
• What is a king’s favorite kind of weather? – Reign-y!
• What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain? – A reindeer.
• What do bees wear in the rain? – Their yellow jackets.
• Why is April the cleanest month? – April showers.
• What can make the weather change in an instant? – A storm.
• What kind of bow looks best when it’s wet? – A rainbow.
• Why didn’t the light rain hit the target? – It just mists.
• When does it rain money? – When there’s a change in the weather.
• Why was the sky not happy on clear days? – It had the blues.
• What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? – You’ll be the end of me.
• What’s rain’s favorite accessory? – A rainbow

Flower Jokes for Kids

• What gift does April bring May? – Flowers
• Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike? – It lost its petals.
• Why is the letter A like a flower? – A bee comes after it!
• What does a flower bomb sound like? – Kabloom.
• What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles? – Daffo-dills!
• What do you call a cat that likes to dress up in fancy clothes? – A dandelion.
• What do you call a country that drives only pink cars? – A pink CARnation.
• What’s the best place to grow flowers in school? – In kinder-garden.
• What’s the best flower for Mother’s Day? – Son-flower.
• What did the florist say when it was springtime? – Business is blooming!
• What is a plant’s favorite topic of study? – STEM.

What did the herb garden say to the spring? – Long thyme, no see!

• What did the bee say to the prankster plant on April Fools’ Day? – Stop pollen my leg!
• Why should you stay away from irises? – They can have a violet streak!
• What did the flower say to the overzealous gardener? – That’s a bit mulch.
• Why should you plant bulbs? – So worms can see where they are going!
• Why did the rose stop dating the fern? – Because she only saw him as a frond!
• Why are flowers notorious for being late? – They love staying in their beds!
• Why did the daffodil break up with the tulip? – It couldn’t handle all the bloomin’ drama!
• What is spring’s superpower? – Flower power!
• What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? – A lightbulb.
• How can you tell spring flowers are friendly? – They always have new buds.
• Why is the letter A like a flower? – A “b” comes after it!
• What did the seed say to the flower? – OK, Bloomer!

• What is the best place to plant a spring flower in school? – In kinder-garden
• What do you call a flower that can’t tell the truth? – A lie-lac.
• When is it hard to plant spring flowers? – When you haven’t botany.
• Why are flowers always in a hurry? – They are blooming late.
• Why was the gardener always so happy in the spring? – Because he was always rooting for new beginnings!

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