Rain Jokes for Kids to Sprinkle Throughout a Rainy Day

It’s a rainy day! These rain jokes will brighten everyone’s spirits. Pair these jokes for kids with a fun rainy day activity or walk in the rain.

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Rain Jokes for Kids

• When does it rain money? – When there is “change” in the weather.
• What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? – One is reined up and the other rains down.
• Why did the woman open her purse in the park? – She expected to find some change in the weather.
• Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast? – Because It’s the clam before the storm.
• Why did the man go outside and put ketchup in the rain? – Because it’s raining cats and hot dogs.
• Why shouldn’t you fight with a rain cloud? – He’ll storm out on you.
• Why is wind power more popular than rain? – Because it has a lot of fans!
• What goes up when the rain comes down? – An umbrella.
• Why didn’t the light rain hit the target? – It just mists.
• Why does a momma kangaroo hate the rain? – Because on those days the kids have to play inside.
• How did you find all that rain on your vacation? – Well, we just went outside, and there it was.
• What did one raindrop say to the other little raindrop? – Two is company, and three’s a cloud.
• Why was the weatherman so stressed? – Because the job is full of high pressure.
• What’s the difference between rain and climate? – You can’t rain a tree, but you can climate.
• Can bees fly in the rain? – Not without their yellow jackets.
• Why was the sky not happy on clear days? – It had the blues.
• How do lightning bolts flirt? – They electrocute each other.
• What happens to wizards when it’s raining? – They get wet just like everyone else.

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For more giggly fun, check out these books:

• Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
• Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link