Rain Jokes for Kids to Sprinkle Throughout a Rainy Day

It’s a rainy day! These rain jokes will brighten everyone’s spirits. Pair these jokes for kids with a fun rainy day activity or walk in the rain.

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Rain Jokes for Kids

  • When does it rain money? – When there is “change” in the weather.
  • What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? – One is reined up and the other rains down.
  • Why did the woman open her purse in the park? – She expected to find some change in the weather.
  • Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast? – Because It’s the clam before the storm.
  • Why did the man go outside and put ketchup in the rain? – Because it’s raining cats and hot dogs.
  • Why shouldn’t you fight with a rain cloud? – He’ll storm out on you.
  • Why is wind power more popular than rain? – Because it has a lot of fans!
  • What goes up when the rain comes down? – An umbrella.
  • Why didn’t the light rain hit the target? – It just mists.
  • Why does a momma kangaroo hate the rain? – Because on those days the kids have to play inside.
  • How did you find all that rain on your vacation? – Well, we just went outside, and there it was.
  • What did one raindrop say to the other little raindrop? – Two is company, and three’s a cloud.
  • Why was the weatherman so stressed? – Because the job is full of high pressure.
  • What’s the difference between rain and climate? – You can’t rain a tree, but you can climate.
  • Can bees fly in the rain? – Not without their yellow jackets.
  • Why was the sky not happy on clear days? – It had the blues.
  • How do lightning bolts flirt? – They electrocute each other.
  • What happens to wizards when it’s raining? – They get wet just like everyone else.
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