117 Rain Puns + Rain Jokes to Sprinkle on a Rainy Day

It’s a rainy day! These rain jokes will brighten everyone’s spirits. Pair these jokes for kids with a fun rainy day activity or walk in the rain.

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Rain Jokes for Kids

The rain is falling and that means it’s time to sprinkle in a giggle with these rain jokes for kids.

• When does it rain money? – When there is “change” in the weather.
• What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? – One is reined up and the other rains down.
• Why did the woman open her purse in the park? – She expected to find some change in the weather.
• Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast? – Because It’s the clam before the storm.
• Why did the man go outside and put ketchup in the rain? – Because it’s raining cats and hot dogs.
• Why shouldn’t you fight with a rain cloud? – He’ll storm out on you.
• Why is wind power more popular than rain? – Because it has a lot of fans!
• What goes up when the rain comes down? – An umbrella.
• Why didn’t the light rain hit the target? – It just mists.
• Why does a momma kangaroo hate the rain? – Because on those days the kids have to play inside.

How did you find all that rain on your vacation? – Well, we just went outside, and there it was.

• What did one raindrop say to the other little raindrop? – Two is company, and three’s a cloud.
• Why was the weatherman so stressed? – Because the job is full of high pressure.
• What’s the difference between rain and climate? – You can’t rain a tree, but you can climate.
• Can bees fly in the rain? – Not without their yellow jackets.
• Why was the sky not happy on clear days? – It had the blues.
• How do lightning bolts flirt? – They electrocute each other.
• What happens to wizards when it’s raining? – They get wet just like everyone else.
• Why did the raincoat go to the doctor? – Because it was feeling under the weather!
• What do you call it when it starts raining chickens and ducks? – Poultry in motion.
• When it rains, it pours – but you can’t expect anything less from a liquid.

• Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the rain? – Because they make up everything!
• What do you call a deer that loves being out in the rain? – A reindeer
• How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain? – He could feel it in his bones.
• If a band is playing music and a thunderstorm hits, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? – The conductor of course.
• What do you call a deer that loves being out in the rain? – A reindeer
• Do you know why the hurricane war on monocle? – Because it had only one eye.
• Water you doing? Hailing a taxi, wate’r else would I be doing?
• Do you know what they call the clam before the storm? – Shellfish of course.

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• What did the puddle say to the evaporating rain drop? – I’ll mist you.
• What did the two clouds say to the third cloud? – Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
• What is Snoop Dogg’s favorite part of a rainy day? -The drizzle fo shizzle
• Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella? – Fo’ Drizzle.
• When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet? – When it’s not raining.
• What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road? – Oh Grate.
• Why do ghosts dislike rain? – It dampens the spirit
• What do you call a rainbow that doesn’t appear during a rain storm where the sun is shining? – A refrainbow.
• Why do you need to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs outside? – Because you might step in a poodle!

What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain? – A driplodocus.

• Why do you see cows lying down in the rain? – To keep each udder dry.
• What do you call it when you plan to go to the beach, but it’s raining? – Really irrigating.
• What is the opposite of a cold front? – A warm back!
• What do you call two days of nonstop rain in Seattle, WA? – The weekend.
• What’s a type of bow that can’t be tied? – A rain-bow.
• What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain? – A moist owlette
• What is the king’s favorite weather? – Hail.
• What do you call a big grizzly bear caught in the rain? – A really drizzly bear.

• When does soil get rich? – When mother nature makes it rain.
• Why is rain the best kind of music? – Because it has amazing drops.
• What does a ghost wear in the rain? – Boooooooots.
• What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? – A windscreen viper.
• What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet? – An elephant with an umbrella.
• Which place always has a good chance of heavy showers? – The bathroom. 
• What is the state of wet zombies? – Rain-dead! 
• What did the really thirsty weatherman say to his colleague? – I need my thermos-stat!
• Why should it rain money? – Because it makes cents.
• Why do hurricanes move so fast? – Because if they moved slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.

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• What type of cloud is really lazy, because it will never get up in the morning? – Fog.
• What do you find at the end of a rainbow? – A “W”
• Why did the young rain cloud always get into trouble? – It never took anything cirrusly.
• What did baby cloud say to mummy cloud when it rained? – I couldn’t hold it in any longer.
• What does a spy do when it’s raining? – He goes undercover.
• What did one big tornado say to the other little tornado? – Let’s go ahead and twist again like we did last summer.
• Why is it really difficult to sneak up on a hurricane? – Because they’re always turning around.
• What kind of lightning likes to play sports? – Ball lightning.
• Did you see the new movie about a tornado? – It’s got a great twist.
• Why do you have to act quickly during a flood? – Because it’s an emergent sea.

What do you call a big rainbow without any colors? – A plain bow.

• What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? – “You’ll be the end of me.”
• Where do bad rainbows get sent to? Prism.
• What do hurricanes most like to order for dessert? – Candy canes.
• What did the evaporating raindrop say? – I’m going to pieces.
• What’s the difference between a stormy day and a lion with a thorn in its paw? – A stormy day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
• How does James Bond avoid the rain? – He goes undercover.
• Why are carpenters like regular ants? – Rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
• What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? – Rain quotes.
• What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs? – Seek shelters.
• What happens before it rains candy? – It sprinkles.
• What happened when it started raining coins? – It knocked some cents into the world.

What’s all wet and likes to shake? – An earthquake on a rainy day.

• What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop? – “My plop is bigger than your plop.”
• When is Monday coming? – MonSoon!
• Where’s the best place to buy a rain forest? – Amazon
• What did the tornado say to the sports car? – Want to go for a spin?
• What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job? – Lightning. It’s always on strike!
• Why should you meditate during a storm? – It’s an in-lightning experience!
• How do thunderstorms invest their money? – In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets.
• What often falls but never gets hurt? – Rain.
• Where do lightning bolts go on dates? – To cloud 9

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• How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? – His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
• What do you call dangerous precipitation? – A rain of terror.
• How does rain come up with ideas? – It brainstorms!
• Why did the raincloud take up yoga? – To find its inner calm and be more zen!
• Why was the math book sad during the rainstorm? – It had too many problems!
• What did the rain say to the thunder during an argument? – Stop trying to steal my thunder!
• Why did the cloud become an artist? – It wanted to paint with all the colours of the rainbow!
• Why is the wind more popular than the rain? – Because it has a lot of fans.
• Why did the umbrella break up with the raincoat? – It thought the raincoat was too clingy!
• Why did the cloud break up with the rain? – It found someone with a better flow!
• Why did the raindrop bring a towel to the party? – In case it wanted to make a splash!
• Why did the raindrop wear sunglasses? – To keep the light showers out of its eyes.
• What do you call a frog that likes to be in the rain? – A hoppy camper!
• What do you call a rainstorm with potatoes? – A mushed downpour!
• What is a raindrop’s favourite exercise? – The puddle jump!
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a rainstorm? – Wet feet!
• How does the rain apologize for ruining your plans? – It offers a downpour of apologies!
• What’s worse than raining buckets? – Hailing taxis!

Rain Puns for Kids

Everyone loves a good pun. You can shower your kids with these rain puns when they’re stuck inside.

• The raindrop said, “I’m the “moist” important part of any rainy day!
• What do raindrops say when they fall in love? “We make the perfect pair-a-drops!
• I only rained on your parade because I thought it would be snow problem at all.
• I once entered a weather pun competition. I beat the raining champion.
• My cat seems to like stormy weather. When it rains, it purrs.
• It hurts like hail when rain freezes over.
• How do you describe a rainstorm that just won’t quit? – It’s a “rainy day-saster”!
• How does one raindrop ask another out? – “Water you doing tonight?”

• In which country does it rain sheep? – Bahrain.
• Bear with me, I’ve just had a rain-wave.
• The rain loves to “shower” us with its presence.
• When two tornadoes meet they begin dancing the twist.
• Rainy days are great for “puddle” jumping.
• The raindrop said, “I’m just “falling” for you!
• A cold drink at dinner is actually a no rainer.
• Thunderstorms love investing their money in liquid assets and frozen assets.
• In this life, nothing ventured, nothing rained.
• Raindrop jokes? They are rain sailing.
• Let’s take a trip down memory rain.

A storm is coming, best get ready for the rain event.

• Rainy weather puts me in a “drizzly” state of mind.
• The baby cloud just couldn’t hold it any longer, and we had a downpour.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• I’m not into sad music, but I love the blues when it rains.
• I got a job at the weather station, but it’s only part-time as they have so many clouds to cover.
• I don’t always tell rain jokes, but when I do, they pour.
• The weatherman said it’s going to rain cats and dogs. I hope my ark is ready.
• I started a company selling umbrellas. It’s a great business; it has its ups and downs.
• I love drizzle. It’s rain with a little less commitment.
• Have you heard the joke about the broken umbrella? Never mind, it’s over your head.

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