73 Adorable Butterfly Jokes, Puns, and Riddles PRINTABLE

One of our favorite exhibits was a butterfly habitat. I wish I had this collection of butterfly jokes then!

Kids and adults will larvae these butterfly jokes. You’ll be happy to flutter in with laughs.

Next up? Check out our Garden Jokes and Puns and Spring Jokes.

Butterfly Jokes for Kids

Butterfly jokes are perfect in spring. Keep them handy for when you want to inspire a quick laugh.

  • What happens when you throw a piece of butter out of the window? – Butterflies.
  • Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance? – It was a moth ball.
  • What did the butterfly say when it got attacked? – I butterfly away.
  • What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom? – A monarchy.
  • What do you call a butterfly that’s put on a show? – A flutterby.
  • How do you dress up a butterfly? – With a fancy color-palette!
  • What would happen if a butterfly went to the moon? – It would become a lunar moth!
  • What did one butterfly say to the other butterfly when they flew through a rainbow? – Look at this amazing butterfly patch!
  • How does a butterfly forecast the weather? – It checks its “butterfly cast.”
  • Why don’t butterflies get angry? – Because no one would believe they had a “butterfly temper.”

How do insects swim? – Using the butterfly stroke.

  • What’s the opposite of Butterfly? – Margarine-walk.
  • How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach? – Stop eating caterpillars.
  • What is a caterpillar’s favorite dance move? – The butterfly.
  • What does a chatty caterpillar become? – A social butterfly.
  • What do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterflies? – A betterfly.
  • What did the butterfly say to the very shy cocoon? – “Trust me It’ll be more fun once you’re out of your shell.”
  • Why did the butterfly take the day off? – He needed to dry his wings.
  • What do butterflies do when they are stressed? – They flit around and do “butterfly jitters.”
  • What did the butterfly say when it landed on a piece of butter? – “My god! I’ve come home!”
  • What kind of dates do butterflies enjoy? – Flutter-dates.

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  • What do butterflies do in their free time? – They hold wings-on workshops.
  • What do you call a butterfly that loves to dance? – A ballerfly.
  • Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance? – Because it was a mothball.
  • What did the butterfly say when it got attacked? – I butterfly away.
  • What do you call a butterfly that eats other butterflies? – Hannibal Nectar.
  • What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar? – Hey. You look familiar.
  • What do New Guinea butterfly babies call their dads? Papua pupa papas.
  • Why did the butterfly cross the road? To get to the butterfly garden on the other side.
  • What do you call a butterfly that only flies at night? A lunar moth.
  • Why did the butterfly make a bad gardener? Because he kept fluttering around instead of digging in the soil.
  • What do you get when you cross a butterfly with a flower? A butterfly that will pollinate itself.
  • Why did the butterfly go to the club? To get his wings in the air.

What do you call a butterfly that’s a master of disguise? – The masked moth.

  • What do you call a butterfly that’s good at martial arts? Judo-fly.
  • Why did the butterfly make a bad astronomer? Because it always got too close to the sun.
  • Why did the butterfly go to the bank? To deposit its wings.
  • What did the butterfly say to the grasshopper? “Stop hopperating”.
  • How does a butterfly drink coffee? In a glass-flutter.
  • Why can’t butterflies turn their heads? They don’t have neck-tar.

Butterfly Puns for Kids

  • Butterflies are changing.
  • How do butterflies gather? In-sects.
  • I’m really nervous about this bug-eating contest. I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.
  • How do butterflies throw surprise events? They plan all their events undercover
  • As beautiful as a little butterfly.
  • There’s one thing in this world that always gives you butterflies? Caterpillars.
  • You flutter your wings and I’ll flutter my lashes.
  • I’m not moth-ing around when I say you’re beautiful.
  • Why did the butterfly go on a date? To find his flutter-half!
  • I’m magnet-ized to you like a butterfly to a flower.
  • You make my heart dance like a butterfly.

Butterfly me to the moon.

  • I wanna be your butterfly catcher.
  • I’m feeling a bit like a cocoon today – a little wrapped up.
  • The butterfly’s favorite drink is a nectar-rita.
  • A butterfly told a joke, but the punchline flew over our heads.
  • Butterflies are masters of fly-fashion.
  • A butterfly’s favorite meal is a caterpillar roll.
  • A butterfly was having a bad day, but then it spread its wings and everything was ok.
  • The butterfly’s favorite song is “Don’t Worry Be Nappy.”
  • Are you a butterfly? ‘Cause you give me flutter-bys.
  • With your blue wings, I feel like I’m in a field of forget-me-nots.
  • You could say that butterfly is the fly of the flutterby.
  • I’m butterflying off the handle for you.
  • You make my heart feel like a butterfly garden.

Butterfly Riddles with Answers

  • I am a type of insect but one that is beautiful I look just like a large moth but one that is colorful. – Butterfly
  • I have scales but I don’t measure weight. I’m an insect but I’m not a cockroach. I feed on nectar but I’m not a bee. I’m colorful but I’m not a rainbow. I flutter but I’m not a hummingbird- Butterfly
  • After inches and inches I lose many feet. Before I drift in the sky I must melt in a bag. -Butterfly
  • I start as a tiny egg, then a caterpillar I become, In a chrysalis, I change, with colors quite awesome. With wings of vibrant hues, in the sky, I dance, Fluttering from flower to flower, in a graceful trance. What am I?- Butterfly
  • I’m not a bird, but I flutter in the sky; with colorful wings, I dance on high. What am I? -Butterfly
  • I’m known for my metamorphosis, a change so grand, From crawling on leaves to flying, I truly am grand. Monarchs and Swallowtails, I come in many a guise, With patterns and colors that mesmerize. What insect am I? – Butterfly
  • I am a type of insect, you might see flutter by. I have wings so colorful. – Butterfly
  • This part of nature gets transformed but it’s not summer becoming fall. It starts as a caterpillar but emerges with wings colorful. – Butterfly

Printable Butterfly Jokes, Butterfly Puns and Riddles

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