Jokes about Bees That’ll Make You Buzz with Laughter

Buzz Buzz! Are you ready to learn funny jokes about bees? One of our favorites is…

How do bees get to school? – The school buzz.

If you enjoy these funny jokes, you might also like garden jokes for kids, jokes about insects, and our summer jokes. If puns are your thing, try our bee puns.

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Printable Bee Jokes for Kids

Printing out jokes and keeping them handy was a game-changer for me. I can add them to a lunch box, memorize one or two for school pick up, or pass them out during a break at the baseball game.

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Funny Jokes about Bees

  • How do bees get to school? – The school buzz.
  • Why do bees hum? – Because they can’t remember the words.
  • What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? – A bee on an airplane.
  • What do you call a bee that can’t quit talking? – Blabb-bee.
  • What do you call a bee with messy hair? – A Frizz-bee.
  • If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye? – Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
  • What’s a bee’s favorite flower? – A bee-gonia.
  • What did the businesswoman say? – We’re in bees-ness now!
  • What do you call a bee that works for the government? – A pollentician.
  • Where did Noah keep his bees? – In the ark hives. 

Bumblebee Jokes for Kids

  • What do bees chew? – Bumble gum!
  • Why was the bee so hard to understand? – It was a mumble bee.
  • What do you call a bee that falls down a hill while hiking? –  A stumble bee.
  • What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee? –  A greyhound.

Spelling Bee Jokes

  • What’s more amazing than a talking dog? – A Spelling Bee.
  • What did the steak tell his son after he won the spelling bee? – Well-done 
  • Why did the spelling bee champion go to the doctor? – Irregular vowel movements
  • What kind of bugs read the dictionary? – Spelling bee
  • Did you hear about the insect that won the spelling competition the other day? – It was a spelling bee.
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Beekeeper Jokes

  • Why did the beekeeper give 13 bees instead of 12? – Because it’s a freebee.
  • Why did the beekeeper work so hard? – No Honey, No Money
  • What do beekeepers say when they go to work? – “Alright, let’s get down to beeswax!”

Honey Jokes

  • What do unionized bees ask for? – More honey and shorter working flowers.
  • What does a bee use to style her hair? – Her honey comb.
  • When do bees get married? – When they’ve found their honey!
  • What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb? – Bee mine.
  • What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend? – Hunny.

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