123 Jokes about Bees That’ll Make You Buzz with Laughter

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How do bees get to school? – The school buzz.

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Funny Jokes about Bees

• How do bees get to school? – The school buzz.
• Why do bees hum? – Because they can’t remember the words.
• What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? – A bee on an airplane.
• What do you call a bee that can’t quit talking? – Blabb-bee.
• What do you call a bee with messy hair? – A Frizz-bee.
• If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye? – Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
• What’s a bee’s favorite flower? – Bee-gonias!
• What did the businesswoman say? – We’re in bees-ness now!
• What do you call a bee that works for the government? – A pollentician.
• Where did Noah keep his bees? – In the ark hives. 
• What did the bee say to the flower? – Hey bud!
• What’s another name for a wasp? – A wanna-bee.
• What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea? – A bee in a submarine.
• What is worse than beeing a fool? – Fooling a bee.
• What do you call a bee that falls down a hill? – A stumble bee.
• Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter? – To stay swarm.
• What do bees use for energy? – Flower Power.
• What bee keeps you healthy? – Vitamin Bee.
• How did bees learn to make honey? – They winged it.
• What’s a bee’s favorite novel? – The Great Gats-bee.
• How does a queen bee get around her hive? – She’s throne.
• What do you call a beehive with no exits? – Unbelievable.
• What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee? – Neigh buzz.
• Why are bees good at job interviews? – Because they know all of the buzz-words.
• What kind of bee is born in the spring? – A May bee. Or a May bee not
• Why was the bee fired from the barbershop? – He only knew how to give a buzz cut.
• What is the most common blood type for bees? – Bee positive!
• What happened when the bee phoned home? – She got a buzzy signal.
• What do bees take with them when they go bird watching? – Bee-noculars.
• Which is the bees’ favorite puppet show? – Stingray
• Which type of car to bees drive? – A Volkswagon bee-tle
• What’s a bee’s favorite sports? – Rug-bee.

• What do you call a bumble bee trying to make up its mind? – A maybee.
• What do bees like with their sushi? – Wasa-bee!
• Where do bees catch a bus? – A buzz stop!
• Where do bees go on holiday? – Stingapore and Beejing!
• Why did the bee go to jail? – It was caught nectar robbing!
• What should you say to a nosey, interfering bee? – Mind your own buzziness!
• Which is the bees favorite TV channel? – The BeeBee C
• What do you call a bee that lives in America? – A USB.
• What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead? – A zom-bee.
• Which bee gives you a second chance? – The Plan Bee.
• What’s another name for a baby bee? – A little humbug.
• Why did the bee go to the doctor? – It got hives!
• Did you hear about the pretentious wasp? – He was just plain snob-bee!
• What do you get when you cross a doorbell and a bee? – A hum-dinger!
• What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? – Buzz off.
• Why are bees romantic? – They keep pollen for the female bees.
• What did the queen bee say to the naughty bee? – Bee-hive yourself!
• What bee went into space? – Buzz Aldrin.
• What happens when a bee burps near the queen? – It gets a royal pardon.
• What does a combination of bumblebee and race dog give you? – A greyhound buzz.
• What is the last thing to go through a bee’s mind when it hits a windshield? – Its stinger.
• What music do bees like? – Bee-yoncé.
• Who’s a bee’s favorite painter? – Pablo Bee-casso.
• How did the talkative bee earn a reputation? – By being blab-bee
• What are bees favorite album? – Let It Bee.
• What is a bee’s favorite math subject? – A rhom-buzz.
• Who says “zzub zzub zzub”? – A bee flying backwards.
• Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it? – Because it was royal jelly.
• What do you call a bee that needs a drink? – Bee-hydrated.
• What do you call a ghost bee?- A bee boo.
• What do you call a bee that has no price tags? – A freebee.
• What do you get if you cross a monkey house with a group of honey bee colonies in hives. – An Ape-ary.
• What do bees call queen bee food when it has gone off? – Royal smelly.
• What do you call a Bee hive with no exits? – Unbelievable.
• What do you get if you cross a bee with a dog? – A bee-gle.
• What’s a bee’s favorite meal? – Buzzle and squeak.
• Which is the bees’ favourite puppet show? – Stingray
• What did the bee say to the hornet about the 100° heat? – Swarm, isn’t it?
• What would Martin Luther King say if he were a bee? – I hive a dream!
• Why do bees make such good dentists? – They are great at pollen teeth!
• Did you hear about the boring bee professor? – He droned on and on!
• What do a banana and a bee have in common? – They both greet each other by saying ‘yellow’!
• Why were the bees not at school? – It was an insect day!
• What do bees learn at nursery? – Their A Bee Cs!
• Where are bees from? – Pollend.
• What grades did the students get on their honey project? – Mostly Bees.

• What do you call a bee at the back of a race? – Far bee-hind!
• What would bears be without bees? – Just ears.
• What tune do bee kids sing? – The Wheels on the Buzz Go Round and Round!
• What’s a bee’s voicemail message? – “Leave your message after the bee!”
• Why did the bee deliver a cold pizza? – He didn’t know where to buzz in.
• Who looks after baby bees? – Ba-bee sitters.

Bumblebee Jokes for Kids

• What do bees chew? – Bumble gum!
• Why was the bee so hard to understand? – It was a mumble bee.
• What do you call a bee that falls down a hill while hiking? –  A stumble bee.
• What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee? –  A greyhound.
• What do you call a bee that can’t quit talking? – Blabb-bee.
• What is small, black and yellow, and drops things? – A fumble bee.
• What’s a bee’s favorite gemstone? – Ru-bees!
• What’s a bee’s favorite vegetable? – Beetroot.
• What’s a bee’s favorite TV show? – Never Mind the Buzzcocks
• What’s a bee’s favorite band? – Buzzted.
• What’s an older bee’s favorite band? – The Beegees!
• What is a bee’s favorite Spice Girls single? – Wanna-bee!
• What’s a bee’s favorite snack? – Beescuits!
• Who’s a bee’s favorite author? – Bee-atrix Potter.
• Why did the queen bee kick out all the male bees? – Well, it was fall. And the males were droning on and on and on.
• What TV channel do Canadian bees watch? – See, bee, see!
• What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser? – A cry bay-bee.
• A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight. The vitamin B1.
• What did the little bee say to the prankster on April Fool’s? – Quit pollen my leg!
• What’s a working bee’s motto? – Work hard and stay bumble.

Spelling Bee Jokes

• What’s more amazing than a talking dog? – A Spelling Bee.
• What did the steak tell his son after he won the spelling bee? – Well-done 
• Why did the spelling bee champion go to the doctor? – Irregular vowel movements
• What kind of bugs read the dictionary? – Spelling bee
• Did you hear about the insect that won the spelling competition the other day? – It was a spelling bee.
• What kind of bees are the smartest? Spelling bees.

Beekeeper Jokes

• Why did the beekeeper give 13 bees instead of 12? – Because it’s a freebee.
• Why did the beekeeper work so hard? – No Honey, No Money
• What do beekeepers say when they go to work? – “Alright, let’s get down to beeswax!”
• Where do beekeeper go on vacation? Sting-apore.
• What did the beekeeper say to his friend? – Sending you swarm wishes.
• Who is a beekeeper’s favorite singer? – Bee-yonce.
• What’s a beekeeper’s favorite song? Don’t Stop Beelieving.
• How did the beekeeper alert guests to be careful around the hives? – He put up a sign that said “Bee-Ware”.

Honey Jokes

• What do unionized bees ask for? – More honey and shorter working flowers.
• What does a bee use to style her hair? – Her honey comb.
• When do bees get married? – When they’ve found their honey!
• What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb? – Bee mine.
• What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend? – Hunny.
• What’s a bee’s favorite body part? – Their hon-knees.
• Where do bees keep their savings? – In a honey box.
• What do bees say when they get home from work? – Hi honey, I’m home!
• What do bees do with their honey? – They cell it.
• Why did the bee want to use the phone? – To say hi to their honey.
• Why did the hive enjoy Shakespeare? They loved the “To Bee or Not to Bee” line. Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark-hives.
• What did the queen bee say to the worker bees? – Time is honey.
• What did the bees do after they got married? – They went on a honeymoon.
• What does the bee say to his honey? – I love you to the moon and bee-yond.
• What do you call honey on a bee? – A sticky situation.

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