87 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

To add to the list of un-bee-lievably funny bee jokes, I’ve collected some hilarious bee puns to keep you and the young ones bee-sy.

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Funny Puns about Bees

Bee Puns

It’s getting swarm outside, and the bees are buzzing. Time to bring some laughs with this list of hilarious bee puns.

  • That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!
  • Little bees take the school buzz to get to school.
  • After their hard-work, bee workers went for a vacation in sting-apore.
  • As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.
  • The only one who can protect the Queen Bee is her hub-bee.
  • Bees love the summer because it is very swarm outside.
  • The little bees favorite type of candy is of course bumble gum.
  • A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.
  • Bees that are born in the month of May are considered to be May-Bees.
  • A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee.
  • Only bees who are on their best bee-havior, get to go to the hive and make honey.
  • I’m just winging it.
  • Beehive yourself.
  • You’re so mumble-bee.
  • I would like wasa-bee with my sushi.
  • Leave me alone. I want to bee alone.
  • You and I, we were meant to bee.

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  • A bee’s favorite novel is The Great Gats-Bee.
  • The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers.
  • If you offend an audience of beekeepers you may hear some veiled threats.
  • A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee.
  • Bees love the summer because it’s swarm outside.
  • Wasp are you talking about?
  • Hive never felt better!
  • Did you hear about the two bees in love? It was love at first flight!
  • Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers, you may hear some veiled threats.
  • A bee that’s been put under a spell has been bee-witched!
Bee Puns
  • The swarm of teenage bees all loved The Beatles and their “Let it Bee” album.
  • But the cashier gave me 13 — he said it was a freebee.
  • A bumblebee, a spelling bee, and a vitamin B got in a fight.
  • They give you a dose of vitamin Bee!
  • Little bees take the school buzz to get to school.
  • When a bee writes a sonnet, it waxes poetic.
  • A bee’s favorite painter is Pablo Bee-casso.
  • You’re not too shab-bee yourself.
  • I feel like a zom-bee.
  • She’s a force to bee reckoned with.
  • Life is not all it’s cracked up to bee
  • It’s on the sylla-buzz.
  • We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.

Who’s Mama Bee’s favorite singer? Sting.

  • Of course, Grandma really liked the Bee Gees.
  • What’s a bee’s favorite flower? Bee-gonias!
  • What did the businesswoman say? We’re in bees-ness now!
  • Don’t be a cry bay-bee!
  • The talkative bee earned a reputation as being blab-bee.
  • The bee that resides in America is called a USB.
  • When you cross a doorbell and a bee you wind up with a hum-dinger.
  • What do you call a ghost bee? A bee boo.
  • Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your bee-friend.
  • The baby bee was affectionately known as a little hum-bug.
  • Which bee gives you a second chance? The plan bee.

Who doesn’t show off? A humble bee.

  • Female bees have a particular affection for ru-bee rings.
  • All bees are happy during the honey-moon phase of their relationships.
  • The last thing that goes through a bee’s mind when it hits a windshield is its stinger.
  • Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
  • A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.
  • What’s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach? Fris-bees.
  • What is a swarm of really small queen bees called? The royal wee.
  • Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.
  • Who is a bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé.
  • A Queen Bee will only eat hum-burgers at Burger King.
  • Never play hide and seek with a swarm because they will always wind up bee-hind you.
  • Hey, mind your own beeswax.
  • What happens when a bee burps near the queen? It gets a royal pardon.
  • What do you call bees that constantly drop things? Fumble bees!
  • Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
  • Why was the bee fired from the barbershop? He only knew how to give a buzz-cut.
  • What’s a happy bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive!
  • What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an airplane.
  • The only thing more dangerous than being with a fool is fooling with a bee.
  • What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!
  • What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course? “It’s on the sylla-buzz!”
  • Always bee yourself.
  • That bee is talking way too quietly. She must be a mumble-bee!

Honey Puns for Kids

As if the bee puns weren’t sweet enough here’s some extra honey puns.

  • To bee or not to bee, that is the question.
  • It’s a bright and honey day.
  • Bees love to listen to symp-honeys
  • Show me the honey!
  • The bee got into some sticky business.
  • We should get our honey’s worth from that product.
  • Bees style their hair with honeycomb.
  • He had an epip-honey.
  • Bees are so honey, they crack me up. 
  • Bees make a cacop-honey of noises.
  • The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers.

OK, we’re pollen your leg.

  • Give me a hive five!
  • The bee bank robber said to the tellers, “Your honey or your life.”
  • Where does a bee keep its cash and valuables? In a honey box.
  • What’s on a bee’s Valentine? Honey Bee Mine.
  • As luck would hive it, I got the promotion!
  • Talking to you feels like pollen teeth.
  • Those bees got into a sticky situation.
  • It’s party time, bee-ches.
  • Look in the arc-hives.
  • The worst part about getting stung by bees? Tomorrow you’re going to have to take care of those hives.
  • Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!
  • What did the bee girlfriend say in return? “Hive never felt this way bee-fore.”
  • What did the teacher say to the bad bee? “Bee-hive yourself.”
  • The male bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with all the female bees.
  • How did the bumble bee lose an eye? With a beebee gun!
  • I know that I have never seen a hummingbird, but I certainly did see a spelling bee.
  • What does a bee use to style its hair? A honey comb.
Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

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