87 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

To add to the list of un-bee-lievably funny bee jokes, I’ve collected some hilarious bee puns to keep you and the young ones bee-sy.

Bee Puns

It’s getting swarm outside, and the bees are buzzing. Time to bring some laughs with this list of hilarious bee puns.

That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!
Little bees take the school buzz to get to school.
After their hard-work, bee workers went for a vacation in sting-apore.
As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.
The only one who can protect the Queen Bee is her hub-bee.
Bees love the summer because it is very swarm outside.

The little bees favorite type of candy is of course bumble gum.
A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.
Bees that are born in the month of May are considered to be May-Bees.
A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee.
Only bees who are on their best bee-havior, get to go to the hive and make honey.
I’m just winging it.
Beehive yourself.
You’re so mumble-bee.
I would like wasa-bee with my sushi.
Leave me alone. I want to bee alone.
You and I, we were meant to bee.

A bee’s favorite novel is The Great Gats-Bee.
The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers.
If you offend an audience of beekeepers you may hear some veiled threats.
A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee.
Bees love the summer because it’s swarm outside.
Wasp are you talking about?
Hive never felt better!
Did you hear about the two bees in love? It was love at first flight!
Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers, you may hear some veiled threats.
A bee that’s been put under a spell has been bee-witched!

The swarm of teenage bees all loved The Beatles and their “Let it Bee” album.
But the cashier gave me 13 — he said it was a freebee.
A bumblebee, a spelling bee, and a vitamin B got in a fight.
They give you a dose of vitamin Bee!
Little bees take the school buzz to get to school.
When a bee writes a sonnet, it waxes poetic.
A bee’s favorite painter is Pablo Bee-casso.
You’re not too shab-bee yourself.
I feel like a zom-bee.
She’s a force to bee reckoned with.
Life is not all it’s cracked up to bee
It’s on the sylla-buzz.
We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.

Female bees have a particular affection for ru-bee rings.
All bees are happy during the honey-moon phase of their relationships.
The last thing that goes through a bee’s mind when it hits a windshield is its stinger.
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.
What’s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach? Fris-bees.
What is a swarm of really small queen bees called? The royal wee.
Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.
Who is a bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé.
A Queen Bee will only eat hum-burgers at Burger King.
Never play hide and seek with a swarm because they will always wind up bee-hind you.
Hey, mind your own beeswax.
What happens when a bee burps near the queen? It gets a royal pardon.
What do you call bees that constantly drop things? Fumble bees!
Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Why was the bee fired from the barbershop? He only knew how to give a buzz-cut.
What’s a happy bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive!
What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an airplane.
The only thing more dangerous than being with a fool is fooling with a bee.
What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!
What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course? “It’s on the sylla-buzz!”
Always bee yourself.
That bee is talking way too quietly. She must be a mumble-bee!

As if the bee puns weren’t sweet enough here’s some extra honey puns.

To bee or not to bee, that is the question.
It’s a bright and honey day.
Bees love to listen to symp-honeys
Show me the honey!
The bee got into some sticky business.
We should get our honey’s worth from that product.
Bees style their hair with honeycomb.
He had an epip-honey.
Bees are so honey, they crack me up.
Bees make a cacop-honey of noises.
The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers.

Give me a hive five!
The bee bank robber said to the tellers, “Your honey or your life.”
Where does a bee keep its cash and valuables? In a honey box.
What’s on a bee’s Valentine? Honey Bee Mine.
As luck would hive it, I got the promotion!
Talking to you feels like pollen teeth.
Those bees got into a sticky situation.
It’s party time, bee-ches.
Look in the arc-hives.
The worst part about getting stung by bees? Tomorrow you’re going to have to take care of those hives.
Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!
What did the bee girlfriend say in return? “Hive never felt this way bee-fore.”
What did the teacher say to the bad bee? “Bee-hive yourself.”
The male bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with all the female bees.
How did the bumble bee lose an eye? With a beebee gun!
I know that I have never seen a hummingbird, but I certainly did see a spelling bee.
What does a bee use to style its hair? A honey comb.

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