Dinosaur Puns for Kids that are Big Time Fun (with printable)

These dinosaur puns are t-rrfic for your next dinosaur invitation or to keep on deck for your next trip the dinosaur museum.

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Dinosaur Puns for Kids

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
I dino what to tell ya.
It’s a mammoth task!
Have a dino-mite birthday!
Nothing will tricera-top this pun.
You are t-rrific! Be my Valentine!
I raptor present for you.
Will the new dinosaur exhibit at the Natural History Museum be popular? Remains to be seen.
A sight for saur eyes.
Did you hear about the dinosaur that couldn’t stop coughing? It was a bronchitisaurus.
Did you hear about the dinosaur that survived extinction and is now found in farmer’s fields? They called him T-rac-tor.
I’ve heard a theory that the dinosaurs died out because their eggs became rotten. It was a mass egg-stink-tion!
Can you do it? You bet Jurassican.
I’m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun. I feel ptero-bill.
The archeologist thought he had dug up a full dinosaur but it just was a fossil arm.
Do you know Dinosaurs can’t go on boats, they cause too many Ship Rex.
Dinosaurs are just rawr-some!

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