107 Christmas Puns + Holiday Puns for the Family PRINTABLE

It’s time for a little holiday humor, in the form of puns! This collection of Christmas puns and holiday puns is sure to impress at your next gathering. 

These Christmas puns have everything! Including candy cane puns, elf puns, and even cat Christmas puns. 

When you’ve read through all of these puns, make sure to head over to our Christmas jokes.

Christmas Puns

Good things come to those who bake! Christmas puns included.

• The Christmas alphabet has noel.
• Yule be happy.
• All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
• I love you from head to mistletoe.
• But wait—there’s myrrh.
• Yule be home for Christmas.
• Saved by the jingle bell.
• Simply having a wonderful Christmas thyme.

I bewreath in the spirit of Christmas.

• Happy holly-days!
• Sleigh, what?!
• It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
• It’s Christmas-thyme in the city.
• Good things come to those who bake.
• I have no ideer how’s it’s Christmas already
• I love the holiday season deerly
• Make it rein.
• Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
• Hold on for deer life.
• Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
• O Christmas treat!

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• I’m pine-ing for you this Christmas.
• Fir real…have a merry Christmas.
• All you needle is love.
• Season’s greetings,” said the rosemary to the sage.
• “Gangsta wrapper.”
• To coldly go where no snowman has gone before.
• Wake me up before you cocoa.
• Snow be it.
• Are you going to post your gingerbread house on Instagraham?
• Having something under the tree is such a gift.

• After Christmas, I make it rein.
• A penny fir your thoughts.
• This all seems (orna)ment to be.
• Soots me.
• Avoiding the elf-phant in the room.
• I always have the final sleigh.
• I’ve got my ice on you under the mistletoe.
• Let’s get this gingerbread.
• I’m s-mitten with you.

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• Birch, pul-eez.
• Someone’s up to snow good.
• You can tell which dessert the snowman brought by looking at the icing.
• Do they snow it’s Christmas?
• I’ll stop the world and melt with you.
• For goodness flakes!
• You wood not believe my Christmas tree is artificial.
• Don’t worry, ski happy.
• Home sleet home.
• Didn’t mean to give you the cold shoulder—it was just freezing outside.
• Have you been naughty or ice?

Holiday Puns

Use these holiday puns for your next mistle-toast.

• A mistle-toast to the holiday season.
• You are just in the Saint Nick of time.
• There’s snow place like home for the holidays.
• Stocking up on our favorite holiday treats.
• It’s impossibell to not feel festive right now.
• Yule be sorry.
• Yule be fit to be tide when you find out you aren’t getting any presents.
• It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
• Love at frost sight!
• Do yule miss me?

Christmas Tree Puns

You’ll never fir-get the perfect Christmas Tree pun used while hanging decorations.

• I’m pine-ing for you.
• We have a great chemis-tree.
• These decorations are tree-mendous.
• Fir sure.
• Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.
• I’ll never fir-get
• You’re barking up the wrong Christmas tree.
• Our Christmas tree decorations this year are pure poet-tree!

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• Some of these Christmas tree puns are tinsel-ting my intelligence.
• Don’t fir-get to water the Christmas tree.
• I’ll go out on a limb and say my Christmas tree is the best.
• Let’s put up the decorations at tree o’clock.
• This new Christmas tree really spruces up the living room.
• My neighbors are pining over my Christmas tree.
• I would help pick out the tree but I’ve got a fear of needles.
• The holidays are tree-mendous.
• I’m feelin’ pine this Christmas season.

Elf Puns

These elf puns are especially great if you have an Elf-On-The-Shelf.

• Elfish has left the building.
• Like an elf, you have great taste in wrap music.
• Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
• Let’s take an elfie.
• Don’t be elfish.
• Stop elvesdropping on Santa!
• Has anyone seen my elf-phone?
• My favorite dish ever is fettuccine elf-redo.
• Look at the elf-portrait I just got done.
• It’s time for you to learn some elf-confidence!
• Don’t be full of your-elf.
• Treat yo’elf to your own Christmas gift this holiday!
• I have no elf-control when I’m in front of Christmas cookies.

Cat Christmas Puns

It’s the meow-st wonderful time of the y-ear! What better way to celebrate with a cat Christmas pun?!?

• Don’t let the cat out of Santa’s bag.
• Santa claws is coming to town.
• Meow-ry Christmas.
• Where is my purr-esent?
• It’s the meow-st wonderful time of the y-ear!
• Fur-osty the Snowman
• Christmas Tails
• Enjoy a pawsh little Christmas with my favorite cat.
• Always a purr-fect Christmas with this one!

• Walkin’ in a Whisker wonderland!
• This one’s on the naughty list this year, so no purr-esents
• Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Fur-ost cat-nipping at your nose
• Thank you for the paw-some present.
• Santa keeps track of all the naughty and nice pets in his cat-alogue.
• The holiday season has me feline festive.
• Christmas with this one is always a Cat-astrophe… wishing you all the best on this chaotic day!
• May your days be meowy and bright.
• Merry Catmas!
• All I want for Christmas is mew.

Candy Cane Puns

Take a mo-mint to savor these candy cane puns.

• I cane believe how lucky I am to have you!
• I’m hooked on you.
• This year, you’ve earned your stripes!
• I candy cane, I candy saw, I candy conquered.
• Savoring the mo-mint.
• I don’t eat broken candy canes. I prefer them in mint condition.
• So happy you cane into my life.
• We were Peppermint to be.
• Felt like the right mo-mint for a gift!
• Cane you believe it’s already Christmas?
• Hope you Xmas is in Mint condition.
• I love candy canes. Guess you can say I’m hooked.
• Have a magical Christmas? Yes, we Cane!

Santa Puns

Santa puns for everyone!

• That look soots you.
• Santa cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer.
• Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
• I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
• I’m Claus-itive this will be a Christmas to remember.
• A round of Santa-plause, please.
• I enjoy Hallmark Christmas movies. They’re always so Santa-mental.
• The chimney really soots Santa.
• Being alone at the North Pole makes Santa feel Claus-trophobic.
• Santa Claus is a gifted man.
• Santa’s sleigh flies in snow-motion.
• Santa can be a real snow-it-all.
• I’m Claus-trophobic.
• Rebel without a Claus.
• A round of Santa-plause, please.

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Print your Christmas Puns and Holiday Puns

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