Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke? I do.
The Knock-knock jokes below are all about Christmas and they are sure to please. You’ll even find some Elf knock-knock jokes and some Santa knock-knock jokes.
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Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open ’til Christmas!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honda. Honda who? Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oakham. Oakham who? Oakham all ye faithful…
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima dreaming of a white Christmas…
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at all those presents!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me bake some Christmas cookies?
Elf Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don’t holly up and elf me wrap this present for Santa!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf I knock again will you let me in?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?. Elves who? Elves that need directions to the North Pole!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elfant likes peanuts for Christmas.
Santa Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me when Santa’s on his way.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? Your Santa impression needs a little work!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hosanna. Hosanna who? How’s sanna claus gonna get in? We have no chimney.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Claus is coming to town.
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