Birthday Knock-Knock Jokes Sure to Bring on Smiles
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abbey. Abbey who? Abbey birthday to you! Here are a few birthday knock-knock jokes to help you celebrate. (Or to help you drive the birthday boy or girl crazy).
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Birthday Knock-Knock Jokes
Everyone loves a good knock-knock jokes, especially a birthday knock-knock joke!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Abby and Manny. Abby and Manny who? Abby birthday and Manny happy returns.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alligator. Alligator who? Alligator for her birthday was a card.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Art. Art who? Art you going to a birthday party?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bird. Bird who? Bird day greetings to you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gus. Gus who? Gus how old I am today!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Isthmus. Isthmus who? Isthmus be your birthday!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana piece of birthday cake.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mark. Mark who? Mark your calendar, because my birthday’s coming!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abbey. Abbey who? Abbey birthday to you!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for inviting me to your birthday party!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a birthday cake!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry—it’s just another year older and wiser!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter blow out the candles before they melt!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and blow out your candles!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bertha. Bertha who? Happy Bertha Day to you!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah better way to celebrate than with a fantastic birthday party!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! And happy birthday to you!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yoda. Yoda who? Yoda person who is getting older today!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wandaful birthday to you!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting for this special day to wish you a happy birthday!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery happy birthday to you!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap these birthday presents.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Happy. Happy who? Happy birthday to you!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prize it is your birthday!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to open your presents now?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal you know it’s your birthday if I don’t tell you?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business, just enjoy your birthday!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita piece of that birthday cake!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be the birthday cake? I’m starving!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iris. Iris who? Iris you a happy birthday, with less back pain this year!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sawyer. Sawyer who? Sawyer cake, and it reminded me you’re 15!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding candles on your birthday cake!
Print your Birthday Knock knock Jokes
Print these birthday knock-knock jokes out and share them with your birthday buddy.
Add your favorite birthday knock-knock joke to the comments.
For more giggly fun, check out these joke books for kids:
- Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
- Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
- National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Wanda Witch!
Wanda Witch Who?
Wanda Witch You a happy birthday!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Abby!
Abby, who?
Abby Birthday!