24 Birthday Jokes for Kids

Happy birthday!!! At our house, we hang streamers on the door of our birthday boy or girl while they’re sleeping. It’s a fun little tradition that started when they were really little and gets requested every year. I love it when something simple ends up being special.

For more fun, this year I’m printing out these birthday jokes to sprinkle through the day.

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Birthday Jokes for Kids

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1. What does a clam do on his birthday? – He shellabrates.
2. What do penguins sing on a birthday? – Freeze a jolly good fellow!
3. What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday? – It’s roar birthday.
4. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? – Because it was marble cake.
5. What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? – They only get to celebrate them in leap years.
6. What did the elephant want for his birthday? – A trunk full of gifts.
7. How does the cat celebrate its birthday? – By turning up the mewsic.
8. Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? – Because people kept toasting him!
9. Why were there balloons in the bathroom? – It was a birthday potty.
10. Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one? – No, they both burn shorter. 
11. What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? – I scream cake.
12. What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday? – Have a fin-tastic day.
13. What do you always get on your birthday? – Another year older.
14. Why can’t kids remember past birthdays? – Because they’re too focused on the present. 
15. Did the teddy bear want some cake on his birthday? – No, he was stuffed. 
16. What goes up and never comes down? – Your age.
17. When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? – When you slice it.
18. Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes? – Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
19. What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party? – They take the cake. 
20. What kind of music is bad for balloons? – Pop. 
21. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? – Aye matey.
22. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? – Cake and mice cream.
23. Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? – It was a sappy one!
24. What does every birthday end with? – The letter Y.

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• Silly Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link