Pokémon Jokes for Kids for your Pokémon Fan

Is there a Pokémon fan in your house? These Pokémon jokes might be just what you need to score some big FUN MOM points!

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Pokémon Jokes for Kids

• What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak? – A Peak-A-Chewer.
• What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude? – Let’s rock!
• What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers? – Geek-achu.
• What Pokémon do people see in auctions? – Bidoof.
• Which Pokémon could also be a pirate? –  Arrrrrr-ceus.
• What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? – Magic-cop!
• What do you call a low-fat Pokémon? – Butterfree.
• Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most? – Staryu Wars.

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• What does a yellow Pokémon say before teleporting? – Abra-cadabra.
• What do you call Meowth’s reflection? – A copycat.
• What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea? – A Light Bulbasaur.
• What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? – I’m Zaptos intolerant!
• What’s the name of the Pokémon that traveled with Dorothy to Oz? – Totodile.
• Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date? – The PokeBall.
• What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle? – Weedle Knievell.
• What did the judge say when a Skuntank came into the court? – Odor in the court!
• Why can’t you blindfold a Pokémon? – Because it’s going to Pikachu!
• What does Ash say when he wants to date someone? – I choose you.
• Why was the Meowth scared of the tree? – Because of its bark.
• What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon? – “Kakuna Rattata!”

Pokemon Knock, Knock Jokes

• Knock knock. Who’s there? Ivysaur. Ivysaur who? I’m feeling good right now but Ivysaur in the morning.
• Knock-knock. Who’s there? Dewott. Dewott who? Dewott I say!
• Knock-knock. Who’s there? Wynaut. Wynaut who? Wynaut come out play.
• Knock-knock. Who’s there? Tepig. Tepig who? Tepig will squeal if ya don’t put it down!
• Knock-knock. Who’s there? Arcainine. Arcainine who? Arcainine needs to go to the vet!

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