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Pokémon Jokes for Kids for your Pokémon Fan

By Jillian | January 30, 2023
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Is there a Pokémon fan in your house? These Pokémon jokes might be just what you need to score some big FUN MOM points!

Check out some of our other joke collections: animal jokes for kids, school-appropriate jokes, poop jokes, Disney jokes, and knock, knock jokes for kids.

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Pokémon Jokes for Kids

  • What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak? – A Peak-A-Chewer.
  • What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude? – Let’s rock!
  • What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers? – Geek-achu.
  • What Pokémon do people see in auctions? – Bidoof.
  • Which Pokémon could also be a pirate? –  Arrrrrr-ceus.
  • What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? – Magic-cop!
  • What do you call a low-fat Pokémon? – Butterfree.
  • Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most? – Staryu Wars.
  • What does a yellow Pokémon say before teleporting? – Abra-cadabra.
  • What do you call Meowth’s reflection? – A copycat.
  • What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea? – A Light Bulbasaur.
  • What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? – I’m Zaptos intolerant!
  • What’s the name of the Pokémon that traveled with Dorothy to Oz? – Totodile.
  • Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date? – The PokeBall.
  • What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle? – Weedle Knievell.
  • What did the judge say when a Skuntank came into the court? – Odor in the court!
  • Why can’t you blindfold a Pokémon? – Because it’s going to Pikachu!
  • What does Ash say when he wants to date someone? – I choose you.
  • Why was the Meowth scared of the tree? – Because of its bark.
  • What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon? – “Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon Jokes

Pokemon Knock, Knock Jokes

  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Ivysaur. Ivysaur who? I’m feeling good right now but Ivysaur in the morning.
  • Knock-knock. Who’s there? Dewott. Dewott who? Dewott I say!
  • Knock-knock. Who’s there? Wynaut. Wynaut who? Wynaut come out play.
  • Knock-knock. Who’s there? Tepig. Tepig who? Tepig will squeal if ya don’t put it down!
  • Knock-knock. Who’s there? Arcainine. Arcainine who? Arcainine needs to go to the vet!

Add your favorite Pokemon joke to the comments.

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

  • Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
  • Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

More Ways to Be a More Confident Parent:

  • 15 Funny & Playful Snowman Jokes for a Wintery Day15 Funny & Playful Snowman Jokes for a Wintery Day
  • New Year’s Puns Perfect for When the Clock Strikes MidnightNew Year’s Puns Perfect for When the Clock Strikes Midnight
  • BEE JOKESBEE JOKES

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