Funny (and printable) Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids

One of the best things about parenting is finding ways to make the kids laugh. M and M had so much fun with the silly jokes for kids, the birthday jokes, the corny jokes, and the riddles for kids I made into printable lunch box notes.

I decided to keep the fun rolling and made a batch of knock knock jokes for kids. Of course, many of them are favorites from when I was a kid, but some are brand new to me.

Why do kids like knock, knock jokes?

Knock, knock jokes have structure, rhythm, and repetition. They’re easy to remember, and the punchline is predictable. You know where and when to laugh. All of this makes it easy to see why kids like knock, knock jokes so much.

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids | Funny (and printable) Jokes

Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids | Funny (and printable) Jokes for Kids

This knock, knock jokes for kids post was fun to put together. I was smiling the entire time. (Personally, I think it’s a list of the very best knock-knock jokes ever). I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who. Oh never mind it’s pointless.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya Who? Wow, I’m excited to see you too.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, but you better answer.

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you’re going?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain once you let me in.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prize! Happy birthday.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Control freak. Con… Okay now you say. “Control freak who?”
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Bell going to start working again?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal pleasure to meet you.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.

Animal Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

If it’s animal knock-knock jokes you love, head over and check out all of the animal jokes for kids.

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says Mooooo!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who! Who who? That’s what an owl says!
  • Knock. knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.
  • Knock. knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey be a dear and get me some juice.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow… Moo.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Just lion here on your doorstep.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Are you a pig or an owl?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice turtle walk any faster?
knock knock jokes for kids

Camping Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Going camping? Maybe you’d like to have a camping joke fun to get you in the mood.

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me today?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? RV. RV who? RV there yet?
  • Knock, knock. Who is there? Arthur! Arthur who? Arthur any spiders at the campsite?
  • Knock, knock. Who is there? Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie on with your camping.
  • Knock, knock. Who is there? Colleen! Colleen who? Colleen up the mess at the campsite before you leave.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me.

Ocean Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Whether a beach trip is in the near future or just something you’re dreaming of, these ocean knock-knock jokes are just the thing. (Also, check out these beach jokes.)

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two-knee fish!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kelp. Kelp who? Kelp me! I’m floating away!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fish. Fish who? Bless you.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for? Open the door!

Spring Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

For more spring laughs, check out the spring jokes for kids.

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bunny. Bunny who? Bunny you should ask.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Worm! Worm who? Worm in here, isn’t it?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rain. Rain who? You’re not going to tell me to go away and come again another day?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.

Summer Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

For more summer laughter, check out the summer jokes for kids.

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbeque chicken is my favorite.

Winter Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Become a comedian this winter; check out the winter jokes for kids.

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dish is the coldest winter ever.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you.
knock knock jokes for kids

Fall Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

For more fall laughs, check out the fall jokes for kids and Halloween knock-knock jokes!

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  • Knock, knock. Wool. Wool who? Wool you grab me a sweater? It’s getting cold outside!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva gotta bunch of leaves that need raking!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Willie. Willie who? Willie carve a funny face in his pumpkin?

Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

We love celebrating birthdays with jokes!!

  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alligator. Alligator who? Alligator for her birthday was a card.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Art. Art who? Art you going to a birthday party?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bird. Bird who? Bird day greetings to you.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gus. Gus who? Gus how old I am today!

Bad Knock Knock Jokes

Who doesn’t love a bad joke? Especially one that makes you smile just because of how dumb of a joke it is.

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
  • Will you remember me in 2 minutes? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel … that’s why I knocked!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? ‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?
knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter, put in your mailbox.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? A door is between me and you, open up!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Need a little help here.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo who? Anybody home?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose it’s running.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anakin. Anakin who? Anakin I get some candy, please?

What are the best knock-knock jokes appropriate for little kids?

Looking for a knock, knock joke for your 2-year-old or 4-year-old? These are simple enough to be appropriate for little kids.

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pee. Pee who? Pee-yew.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep vroom vroom!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just me.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.

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  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin time for dinner!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name silly.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, please.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word, and I’ll come in.

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253 Comments

          1. hahahahahhahahahah that was funny I was reading them to my uncle he was laughing evan I am ahahahahahhahahahahhahah

      1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
        Dunno
        To get to the other side….
        (Still you) knock knock
        Who’s there?
        The chicken ( You called them an idiot)

        4 yr old son got this joke by himself, IM PROUD!

    1. Knock Knock… “Who’s there” Carrot… Carrot who… Carrot-e CHOP! (chop em in the throat) My youngest still say carrot karate chop… I don’t think he gets the joke yet, just like to chop me up…

      Knock Knock… Who’s there… Pork… Pork who… Pork Chop! Bwahaha! That’s also what you’d call a pig that knows kung-fu!

    2. This is my joke…

      knock knock
      Who’s there?
      banana
      banana who?

      Knock Knock
      Who’s there?
      banana
      banana who?

      Knock Knock
      Who’s there?
      Orange
      Orange who?
      Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again.

    1. I don’t meet a lot of guys named Dwayne, but when I do, it’s all I can do to stop myself from saying “Dwayne the bathtub , I’m drowning!” Cause I’m sure they haven’t heard that one before. 😉

  1. hope you don’t mind a dad chiming in…

    for all of you with “frozen” fanatics in the house…

    “knock knock”
    “who’s there?”
    “you”
    “you, who?”

    “YOOO HOOOO – big summer blowout!!!” (said with best nordic accent)

      1. My niece also likes to do
        Knock knock
        Who’s there?
        Eat mop
        Eat mop who?
        Ewww! Eat your OWN poo!
        Her mom (my sister) finds it amusing when she does it to her dad, because he gets ALL offended!

  2. my favorites: (2 of my 3 kids names)
    Knock knock who’s there
    Philip
    Philip who
    Philip up my cup I’m thirsty!

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Abbie
    Abbie who?
    Abbie birthday!

  3. My mom always told me this one
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Butch Jimmy and Joe
    Butch Jimmy and Joe who
    Butch your arms around me Jimmy a little kiss and never let me Joe

  4. We’re from Iowa and are Iowa Hawkeye (as opposed to Iowa State Cyclone) fans. My three sons (8 & 4yo twins) LOVE this joke! Especially because three of their uncles are Cyclones. Be sure to substitute your favorite team & rival to make it work for your family…

    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iowa State
    Iowa State who?
    EXACTLY!! (said by giggling four year old with much enthusiasm and exaggeration!)

      1. Knock knock.
        Who’s there?
        I ate a bucketoff.
        I ate a bucketoff who?
        You ate a bucket of poo? Eeeewww!

  5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you?

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!

  6. In our house we like the banana one, but instead of ending with the orange line, we end with “Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard run out of bananas.”

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  10. I didn’t happen to see this one but it is one of our favorite in our house: Knock, Knock. Who is there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down you look tired. Always gets a giggle still even though the kids are 10 & 13 now:).

  11. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Eyes
    Eyes who?
    Eyes got another knock knock joke.
    Knock knock,
    Who’s there?
    Ears
    Ears who?
    Ears another knock knock joke.
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Nose
    Nose who?
    I nose another knock knock joke.
    Knock knock,
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I don’t know anymore knock knock jokes?

  12. My 3 year old son told this one and we laughed till we had tears. His delivery was perfect:

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream soda.
    Ice cream soda who?
    ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME!

  13. My 4 year old grand-daughter and her 13 yr old sister Love these 2 Knock Knock Joke

    Knock-Knock—who’s there? Either….Either who? ….. Either Bunny
    ” ” ” ” …another… who?……. another Either Bunny
    ” ” ” ” ….some-more…Who? …. some more Either Bunny’s
    ” ” ” ” …Cargo…Who? …Cargo beep beep and run over all the Either Bunnies……

    Knock – Knock —Who’s There?…. Owl … who? Owl always Love You 🙂

  14. When my now 25 year old boy was 4 he told this joke. He was VERY proud that he had made it up himself.
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Green man
    Green man who?
    Green man going to get you! (As he would reach out to tickle me!)
    We constantly tell this joke to a now 6 ft tall sailor!

  15. My 2 year old came home from preschool with this one, many years ago. She thought it was hysterical and would laugh over and over.

    Knock Knock…
    Who’s there?
    Mickey Mouse’s Underwear!

  16. Knock knock
    who’s there ?
    Broken record
    Broken record who?

    Knock knock
    who’s there ?
    Broken record
    Broken record who?
    Knock knock
    who’s there ?
    Broken record
    Broken record who?

  17. My 8 Year sold asked me to add her jock.

    do you know why did Susie put sugar on her pillow ?
    because she wanted to have sweet dreams.

    which day do the chickens hate most ?
    friday .

      1. I told, and heard, lots of knock knock jokes over my LONG life, but I must be missing something. I just don’t get the interrupting pirate….ARRRGGHHH….joke. Has old-timers finally got hold of me?????

  18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Chooch. Chooch who? Hello little train.

  19. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Doctor
    Doctor who?

    For all the Doctor Who fans out there. My kids love this one.

  20. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Adolph.
    Adolph who?
    Adolph ball hit me in the mouf dat why I talk dis way.

  21. I love this one
    sooooooooo basically :
    a child walks over to a pregnant woman whilst waiting with his mother at the doctors
    “why is your stomach so big” he asks
    I’m having a baby” she replies
    “Is the baby in your stomach” he asks eyes wide
    “yes he is” she answers
    “Is it a good baby” he asks with a puzzled look
    “Yes he is” she replies

    Shocked and surprised he then asks “then why did you eat him” :):):):) 😀 😀 🙂

  22. how about

    Knock Knock whos there boo boo who dont cry its just a joke and how about knock knock whos there interupting cow interupting cow inturupting mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  23. These are some fantastic jokes they are super hilarious knock knock who’s there hill hill who hilarious that’s who *;)

  24. Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Rowan
    Rowan who?
    rowin’ a boat is hard work!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    dishes
    Dishes who?
    dishes the cops, open up!

  25. Too funny!!! My mom dad and brothers laughed a lot about this one………

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Yah
    Yah who
    Um just for the record Google’s better!!

  26. Knock knock. Who’s there? You’re up past you’re cur… You’re up past your cur who? No silly! It’s you’re up past you’re curFEW

  27. Thanks for the knock knock jokes. I use them to send to a little girl that was abused. It helps brighten her day.

  28. Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Guy to fix your doorbell
    Guy to fix your doorbell who
    Get it I’m knocking cos I need to fix your doorbell!!!!!!!!!

  29. My granddaughter just made up one:

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bo.
    Bo who?
    You’re not crying for real.

  30. These are so funny I was laughing just looking at these I loved the banana one!!! ???
    ?
    ?

    P.S. I have a joke how do wit describe a earwig answer: an aerie bug get it eary bug ?❤️????

  31. My 8 year old Grandson tells me this joke at least 10 times a day…it’s not a knock knock joke…but it is funny…What do you call a cow with no legs?….Ground beef! …..he loves it and cracks up every time he says it.

  32. knock knock
    who’s there?
    Lemme
    Lemme who
    Lemme kiss you.

    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Ollie
    Ollie who
    Ollie right

    1. Knock Knock
      Who’s there?
      Ann
      Ann who?
      An Irish Burglar

      “Knock knock.”
      “Who’s there?”
      “Dave”
      “Dave who?”
      Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse

      Knock Knock
      Who’s there?
      It’s the Police.
      What do you want?
      We just wanna talk
      How many of you are there?
      Two
      Then talk to each other

      “Knock… Knock.”
      “Who’s there?”
      “Please let me out.. I don’t like this game anymore.”

      Knock knock jokes are …
      Completely wasted on the homeless

      We tried to perform a ‘Knock knock’ joke, but you weren’t in. Please ….
      collect the punchline from our depot from 7am – 3pm, Monday – Thursday.

    2. Oh no, I forgot one of the really good ones

      Knock knock
      Who’s there?
      Control Freak – now you must say “Control freak who?”

  33. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    i eep
    i eep who? (sounds kind of like “I eat poo”)
    Ewwww that’s so gross!!!

  34. you have filled my joy I cannot believe how happy I am right now, first time in a long time I have laughed in a long time what a crack up haha CLASSIC.

  35. KNOCK KNOCK

    WHO’S THERE?

    THE CHICKENS!

    THE CHICKENS WHO?

    THE CHICKENS MAD ALREADY WILL U PLZ OPEN THE DOOR!!!!

  36. Me: will you remember me now

    knieha: yes

    Me: will you remember me next week

    kniesh: yes

    Me: will you remember me next month

    kniesha: yes

    Me: will you remember me next year

    Kniesha: yes

    Me: knock knock

    Kniesha: who’s there

    Me: you forgot me already

    I made that up lol 🙂 :<)

    I'm only 10 years old and I made that up lol

  37. and also
    P1 – Will you remember me in a second?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A minute?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – An hour?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A day?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A month?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A year?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A decade?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A century?
    P2 – Yes
    P1- Knock knock!
    P2- Who’s there?
    P1 – You said you would remember me!!

  38. ALSO
    knock knock
    who’s there
    what are you eating under there
    p2:under where
    eeeeeeeewwwwwww your eating underwear

  39. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo Who
    Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.
    (My two year old granddaughter’s favourite knock knock joke.)

  40. My daughter loved this joke.

    P1 – Will you remember me in a second?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A minute?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – An hour?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A day?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A month?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A year?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A decade?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A century?
    P2 – Yes
    P1- Knock knock!
    P2- Who’s there?
    P1 – You said you would remember me!!

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