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18 Playful Fall Jokes for Kids

By Jillian | August 11, 2021
Filed under: Jokes for Kids Tagged: fall activity posts, School Age

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Fall Jokes for Kids | 18 Fun & PRINTABLE Fall Jokes

Everyone is back in school! Which of course means it’s time to get back in the habit of packing lunches.

Along with finding fun and healthy things to eat, I like to send a little giggle with the kids. I’ve rounded up a new list of jokes for kids (including knock-knock jokes and riddles about school and fall riddles for kids) perfect for adding to lunch boxes this time of year.

I hope your kids love these autumn jokes as much as mine did.

Fall Jokes for Kids | 18 Fun & PRINTABLE Fall Jokes

What do you think of when fall approaches? Pumpkins, leaves, and elephants? Hee hee, you’ll have to read the fall jokes to see about that last one.

18 Fun & PRINTABLE Fall Jokes

Get your printable fall jokes here.

  • How do you mend a broken pumpkin? — With a pumpkin patch!
  • What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?  — Your teeth.
  • What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? — Squash.
  • If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? — Fall.
  • Why do birds fly south in the Fall? — Because it’s too far to walk.
  • Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? — To make up for his miserable summer.
  • What has ears but can’t hear a thing? — A cornfield.
  • What reads and lives in an apple? — A bookworm.
  • What did one leaf say to another? — I’m falling for you.
  • What is a tree’s least favorite month? — Sep-Timber!
  • What did the little tree say to the big tree? — Leaf me alone.
  • What kind of coat goes on wet? — A coat of paint.
  • What runs around a farm but doesn’t move? — A fence.
  • Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions.
  • Why did the scarecrow win a medal? — He was outstanding in his field.
  • Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? — Because the corn has ears.
  • What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable? — Squash.
  • How do trees get onto the internet? — Easy, they just LOG on.

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

  • Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

Do you have any funny fall or autumn jokes to add? Share them in the comments.

More Ways to Be a More Confident Parent:

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  • Outside Fall Activity: Find that tree!Outside Fall Activity: Find that tree!
  • 15 Spooky Halloween Science Experiments & Activities15 Spooky Halloween Science Experiments & Activities

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  1. Katelin Adair says

    September 9, 2015 at 6:17 am

    Hi there! I adore these jokes! Would it be ok to repost them on my personal blog frugalfancyandfun.com I will of course link your amaZing website 🙂

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    • Jillian says

      September 9, 2015 at 10:10 am

      Katelin,
      Thanks for asking! You can post one or two with a link back but please don’t use the image or all of the collection.
      Jill

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  2. Susan Campbell says

    September 22, 2015 at 4:04 am

    Please add my email address to get your lesson plans. Thank you. Susan

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    • Jillian says

      September 22, 2015 at 10:32 am

      Okay… you’ve been added. 🙂

      Reply
  3. Punreal says

    November 3, 2016 at 8:31 am

    Why type of vehicle should you drive in the fall? An autumnobile.

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  4. Costumelooks.com says

    October 2, 2019 at 4:15 am

    Here s a riddle for you: What comes at the end of every kid joke? Answer: Okay, I have another one. They just never seem exhausted by their limited supply of gags. But, left to their own devices, the jokes they pick up from friends or TV shows might not be any good (especially when your child tries to repeat it from memory, although mangled kid jokes are secretly one of the best parts of parenthood). It s time to intervene and teach them some real comedy.

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  5. munchkin says

    September 2, 2021 at 4:07 pm

    Why do birds fly south in the Fall? — Because it’s too far to walk…. Best one

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  6. Chase says

    February 4, 2022 at 8:09 am

    This one kept me giggling “What kind of coat goes on wet? — A coat of paint.”

    Thanks!

    Reply

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