78 Funny Fall Jokes for Kids PRINTABLE Autumn Jokes

Fall Jokes for Kids | Fun & PRINTABLE Fall Jokes

Everyone is back in school! This means it’s time to get back into the habit of packing lunches.

Along with finding fun and healthy things to eat, I like to prepare some giggles to send with the kids.

I’ve rounded up a new list of jokes for kids (including Autumn Jokes), which is perfect for adding to lunch boxes this time of year.

I hope your kids love these fall jokes for kids as much as mine did. If you’re looking for more specific jokes, I’ve included September Jokes, October jokes, and November jokes.

Really Funny Fall Jokes for Kids

What comes to mind when fall approaches? Pumpkins, leaves, and elephants? Hee, hee. You’ll have to read the fall jokes for kids below to see about that last one.

• How do you mend a broken pumpkin? — With a pumpkin patch!
• What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?  — Your teeth.
• What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? — Squash.
• If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? — Fall.
• Why do birds fly south in the Fall? — Because it’s too far to walk.
• Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? — To make up for his miserable summer.
• What has ears but can’t hear a thing? — A cornfield.
• What reads and lives in an apple? — A bookworm.

• What did one leaf say to another? — I’m falling for you.
• What is a tree’s least favorite month? — Sep-Timber!
• What did the little tree say to the big tree? — Leaf me alone.
• What kind of coat goes on wet? — A coat of paint.
• What runs around a farm but doesn’t move? — A fence.
• Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions.
• Why did the scarecrow win a medal? — He was outstanding in his field.
• Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? — Because the corn has ears.
• What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable? — Squash.
• How do trees get onto the internet? — Easy, they just LOG on.

• What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s diameter to its circumference? — Pumpkin Pi!
• What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? — Straw-berries.
• Why did the apple pie cry? — Its peelings were hurt.
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad fall is here?
• How are you supposed to talk in an apple library? — Using your incider voice.
• What type of vest is best for November? — A har-vest.
• What did August say to October? — Wake me when September ends.
• Who helps little pumpkins cross the road to school? — The crossing gourd.
• Why did the lions move at the end of summer? — Because the pride goeth before the fall!
• How did the tree get a new job? She had the right qua-leaf-ications.

What is the cutest of seasons? – Awww-tumn.

• Why are trees so carefree and easy going? – Because every fall, they let loose.
• In Autumn, what did the skydiver say? – “I love the fall.”
• What do you call someone who imitates your fall centerpiece – A cornucopier.
• What’s the best book to read in autumn – Gourd of the Flies.
• What did autumn say to summer? – I’ll fall-ow you anywhere.
• What do you call a small pepper in late autumn? – A little chili.
• What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall? – “May the forest be with you.”
• Why can you trust leaves in the fall? – They speak from the b-autumn of their hearts.
• Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? – They were autumn mated.
• Why did the tree giggle? – It heard acorn-y joke.

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• What happens when winter arrives? – Autumn leaves.
• What do teenagers and fall weather have in common? – They’re unpredictable and often give you the cold shoulder.
• What kind of car do Brits drive at fall? – An autumn-atic.
• Why did the lions get up and leave in September? – Because pride goes before a fall.

September Jokes

These September Jokes are great to use as the kids settle into the school year.

• What do the leaves say before they hibernate? – “Rake me up when September ends.”
• Why don’t mountaineers like late September? – Because it is fall.
• What do it you call a cold day in September? – Septem-brrrrr.
• What do trees do in September? – Turn over to a new leaf.
• What do you tell somebody in September on the day before national camouflage day? – Hope you don’t see me tomorrow.
• Why do birds fly south in September? – Because it is faster than walking.
• What comes at the end of September? – The letter R!

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• Who came after Augustus? – Septembrus.
• How should you hunt deer in September? – With an autumn-atic rifle.
• What did the leaf say to September? – I’m falling for you.
• Did anyone else know September is deaf awareness month? – I’d never heard of it.
• What did September say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month? – Don’t July to me.
• How many seconds are there in September? – One: September 2nd.
• What did December say to September? – “I bring white Christmases, you just bring back-to-school blues.”
• Where does September come after October? – In the dictionary.

October Jokes

You’ll love these October Jokes for kids and adults!

• What is a rock star’s favorite month? – Rock-tober.
• What does October have that September doesn’t? – An extra day.
• Why does everyone love October? – Because it is a month that everyone falls for each year.
• What do lawyers wear in October? – Lawsuits.
• What do you call two spiders who get married in October? – Newly-webs, of course!
• Why is October such a popular month? – It always leaves an impression!

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• Why were so many people suddenly being sarcastic? – It was the first day of the month of MOCK-tober.
• What is a clinical trial done in October called? – A trick or treatment.
• What is a LEGO fan’s favorite month of the year? – Block-tober.
• Why do ghosts always hang out in elevators in October? – Because it raises their spirits!

November Jokes

Keep the fall fun going after these November Jokes. Check out our collection of fall puns and fall riddles for kids.

• What is the most negative month of the year? – NO-vember.
• What do you call a star that explodes at the end of the year? – A super Nova-member.
• Why is Veterans Day celebrated in November? – Because that’s when tanks-giving happens!
• What did November say to the cold weather that arrived late in the season? – Sweater late than never!

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• What is the brightest month of the year? – Glow-vember.
• What is the opposite of November? – Yes-vember.
• What do New Orleans football fans look forward to in November? – All Saints Day!
• Why do turkeys never finish their meals in November? – They’re already stuffed!
• Why will you never see a gobbler during the day in November? – Because they’re turkin’ 9 to 5, just trying to make a living!
• What do you call it when two turkeys eat food on a blanket in the park in November? – A peck-nic!

Do you have any funny fall or autumn jokes to add? Share them in the comments.