We’re headed back to school! Which of course means it’s time to get back in the habit of packing lunches. I’ve rounded up a new list of jokes for kids perfect for adding to lunch boxes this time of year.

I hope your kids love them as much as mine did.

18 Playful Fall Jokes for Kids

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• How do you mend a broken pumpkin? — With a pumpkin patch!
• What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?  — Your teeth.
• What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? — Squash.
• If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? — Fall.
• Why do birds fly south in the Fall? — Because it’s too far to walk.
• Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? — To make up for his miserable summer.
• What has ears but can’t hear a thing? — A cornfield.
• What reads and lives in an apple? — A bookworm.
• What did one leaf say to another? — I’m falling for you.
• What is a tree’s least favorite month? — Sep-Timber!
• What did the little tree say to the big tree? — Leaf me alone.
• What kind of coat goes on wet? — A coat of paint.
• What runs around a farm but doesn’t move? — A fence.
• Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions.
• Why did the scarecrow win a medal? — He was outstanding in his field.
• Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? — Because the corn has ears.
• What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable? — Squash.
• How do trees get onto the internet? — Easy, they just LOG on.

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

• Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

Do you have any funny fall or autumn jokes to add? Share them in comments.