67 Turkey Puns +Turkey Jokes the Whole Family Will Gobble Up

When the family comes together to celebrate, a good collection of jokes can be the perfect addition.

These turkey jokes and turkey puns will get the family laughing together.

You might also like these other jokes for kids: fall jokes, fall riddles, and pizza jokes and puns.

Turkey Jokes for the Whole Family

Turkey jokes are great for learning about farm animals or when everyone is gathering around the Thanksgiving table. And if you love these, you’ll want to make sure to catch the Turkey puns that follow.

• Why does the turkey prefer using Android? – Because he likes to say google google.
• Why did the turkey say no to dessert? – He was already stuffed.
• What do you call a running turkey? – Fast food
• Why are movies starring a turkey rated R? – Because of their fowl language.
• What is a turkey called on the day after Thanksgiving? – Lucky.
• What is the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? – A tur-key
• If you cross a turkey with some corn and veggies, what do you get? – Enough food for Thanksgiving.
• What wish did the turkey make on his birthday? – That people find another entree for Thanksgiving.
• Why did the police arrest the turkey? – They suspected fowl play.
• What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? – Quack, quack!

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• What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey? – All About That Baste.
• What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? – Peach gobbler!
• Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? – Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
• What key won’t open any door? – A turkey.
• What did the leftover turkey say? – Make me a sandwich!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body seen the turkey?
• What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? – Have peck-nics!
• Why did the turkey cross the road? – He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
• What do you call a rude turkey? – A jerk-key.
• What sound does a turkey’s phone make? – Wing, wing, wing.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? – The outside.

• What happened when the turkey got into a fight? – He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
• What do you get if you cross a Turkey and a centipede? – Drumsticks for everyone at Christmas.
• Why do turkeys gobble? – Because they never learned table manners.
• What kind of weather does a turkey like? – Fowl weather.
• Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg? – He didn’t want to whisk it.
• What’s blue and covered in feathers? – A turkey holding its breath.
• What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? – A poultry-geist.
• How does a limping turkey walk? – It wobble, wobbles.
• How did the turkey drink wine on Thanksgiving? – With a gobble-let.

• Why did the turkey bring a microphone dinner? – He was ready for a roast.
• Why did they let the turkey join the band? – Because he had his own drumsticks.
• What did the mother turkey say to her misbehaving child? – You’re making your grandmother roll over in her gravy!
• What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? – The turkey trot.
• Can a turkey jump higher than a house? – Yes, because houses can’t jump!
• What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken? – Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.
• What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving? – Vegetarians.
• Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? – A poul-tree.
• How can you make a turkey float? – You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
• Why do turkeys lay eggs? – Because if they dropped them, they would break.

Turkey Puns Perfect for Thanksgiving

These turkey puns hold the tur-key to my heart.

• I’m fowling for you!
• Your henwriting has improved.
• This stuffing is tur-key to success.
• That was hen, this is now.
• No fowl play.
• Chick or treat!
• Like feather, like son.
• Forever hounding for leftovers to tur-keep for later…
• You hold the tur-key to my heart!
• The runaway turkey looked a little smir-key.

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• Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.
• My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
• Gobble ’til you wobble.
• The tur-key to my heart is Thanksgiving food.
• Playing the wishbone game is a snap.
• A big turkey is called a gobbler, so a small turkey is called a goblet.
• A turkey looks like a ghost because it is a gobbling.
• A turkey breaks up with his girl just because he could not get to the first baste!
• The most popular game title for turkeys might be Turkey Tetris – zzini!

Save the turkey leftovers so they don’t go to waist

• Have the baste thanksgiving ever!
• This turkey tastes funny. It’s a quir-key.
• My turkey looked the exact same! Maybe it was a gobblegänger.
• It’s Thursday but it feels like fry-day
• Did you know turkeys can never get the flew?
• I’m starving. I’m actually hen-gry
• We can clean the dinner plates in one fowl swoop.
• Thanksgiving dinner is a like a band with four percussionists: Everybody fights over the drumsticks.

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Print your Turkey Jokes and Turkey Puns

Now that you’ve read through the turkey puns and turkey jokes online, print them out. You can use these printable as table settings or to keep tucked in your pocket for a fall stroll.

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For more giggly fun, check out these books:

• Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
• Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link