Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids to Gobble Up

If you are looking for a little something extra this Thanksgiving, add a little laughter to the table with these printable Thanksgiving jokes for kids.

We love creating family connections with fun and jokes are a great way to bring everyone together.

Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids to Gobble Up

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First, read through these jokes. Then print them out for Thanksgiving Day. Finally, don’t forget to pin this post!

• What key won’t open any door? – A turkey!
• Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? – The outside!
• Name a turkey’s favorite dessert? – Peach gobbler.
• What did the turkey say before it was roasted? – Boy! I’m stuffed!
• Why did the police arrest the turkey? – They suspected fowl play.
• What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner? – Breakfast or lunch.
• Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn? – Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.
• What sound does a turkey’s phone make? – Wing! Wing!
• Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner? – He lost track of thyme.
• What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? – The turkey trot.
• Why did they let the turkey join the band? – Because he had the drumsticks.
• What happens when you’re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad? – They turn into blueberries.

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• On which holiday do you play a lot of jokes on people? – Prank-giving.
• What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? – A har-vest.
• Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? – Because they never learned good table manners.
• What smells the best on Thanksgiving dinner. – Your nose.
• Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? – To hatchet!
• What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? – Fangs-giving.
• What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? – Plymouth Rock.

Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes 

If you like these you’ll love the Best Knock Knock Jokes for kids. 

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip a big plate and dig in!
• Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Arthur.” “Arthur who?” “Arthur any leftovers?”
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait long to eat?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body seen the gravy?

Bonus tip: Add a Thanksgiving joke to each place setting, then take turns reading them out loud during the meal.