Funny Jokes about Pumpkins Perfect for Kids and Adults

Fall is such a wonderful time of year. One of the best parts of fall is PUMPKINS!

These pumpkin jokes will add to all the pumpkin fun. We’ve got jokes about pumpkin pie, pumpkin patch jokes, and even Jack-o-Lantern jokes. 

Since we’re talking about fall, check out these fall jokes, fall riddles, and Halloween jokes. 

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Jokes about Pumpkins

• What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? – Squash.
• What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre? – Pulp fiction.
• Why did the pumpkin take a detour? – To avoid a seedy part of town.
• What did the pumpkin say to its carver? – Cut it out!
• What do you call a group of pumpkin besties? – #SquashGoals.

Jack-o-Lantern Jokes

• Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid? – It had no guts.
• Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart? – A candle makes them bright.
• Why was the jack-o’-lantern so forgetful? – Because he’s empty-headed.
• What do you call a pumpkin that plays a lot of sport? – A jock-o-lantern!

Pumpkin Pie Jokes

• What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? – Your teeth.
• What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? – Pumpkin Pi.
• What did the pumpkin pie say after a big meal? – That was filling!
• What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? – Good-pie everyone.

Pumpkin Spice Jokes

• Why do zombies love the fall? – Because everyone has pumpkin spice on the brains!

Pumpkin Patch Jokes

• How do you mend a jack-o’-lantern? – With a pumpkin patch.
• Why did the witch paint her toenails orange? – So she could hide in the pumpkin patch!
• What does a pirate jack-o-lantern wear? – A pumpkin patch!

Pumpkin Dad Jokes

• Why was Cinderella bad at football? – Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
• What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? – A life-gourd.
• What is black, white, orange, and waddles? – A penguin with a pumpkin.
• What does a carved pumpkin celebrate? – Hollow-een.
• What did the pumpkin say when he was asked how he was feeling? – I’m vine, thanks for asking!

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For more giggly fun, check out these books:

• Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
• Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link