Funny Spelling Jokes (with Printable Jokes)

Looking to add a little something extra to your spelling activities? We’ve got you covered. These funny spelling jokes will lighten the mood while keeping you connected to the task at hand.

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Spelling Jokes

• What begins with T ends with T and has T in it? – Teapot.
• How do you spell cold with two words? – IC (Icy).
• What is the color of the wind? – Blew.
• What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water? – The C.
• What is heavy forward but not backward? – Ton.
• How can you spell too much with two letters? – XS.
• Spell mousetrap with three letters. – C-A-T.
• What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? – One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
• What do you call someone who makes a spelling error AFTER editing their comment? – An Ediot!
• Can you spell composition with two letters? – SA (Essay).
• What is at the end of the world? – Letter D.
• How do you spell opponent with three letters? – NME (Enemy).
• Which word uses all the vowels in the English alphabet? – Unquestionably.
• Which fruit is the favorite of the history professor? – Dates.
• What do you call someone who has making spelling errors in his blood? – Typo.

Spelling Bee Jokes

• I’ve always found spelling bees easy. – B E E S. Simple.
• Why doth Abraham not bringeth his grain to the spelling bee? – For it was already spelt.
• Why did the spelling bee champion go to the doctor? – Irregular vowel movements.
• What’s the difference between Harry Potter and a spelling bee contestant? – One conjures spells and the other spells conjure.
• What did the boy say to his friend who lost the spelling bee when he couldn’t spell “Armageddon”? – “Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world!”

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For more giggly fun, check out these books:

• Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
• Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link