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Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids (with a printable)

By Jillian | September 8, 2022
Filed under: Jokes for Kids Tagged: Halloween activities, School

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I started this year putting jokes into the lunch boxes. They have gone over so well with M and M (especially the knock-knock jokes, pumpkin jokes, and candy jokes), I decided to round up some extra special jokes for the month of October. Any guesses on what the theme is? You got it. Halloween jokes for kids. Fun right?

Ghost jokes, vampire jokes, mummy jokes, monster jokes, witch jokes, skeleton jokes… the funniest Halloween jokes around!

M and M love Halloween. What’s not to love? Scary storytelling, spooky pretend play, and of course all the candy! I just know these jokes are going to be a huge hit.

Halloween jokes for kids

Get Your Printable Halloween Jokes for Kids

You can write these spooky jokes on a napkin or use the printable Halloween Jokes for Kids. I think I’ll do a mix of both this month. Having the printable ready will make it easier for those days I’m rushed.

Update: I’ve heard from a few joke lovers that these work great for handing out along with a piece of candy to the trick-or-treaters.

Click here to print these jokes.

Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

  • Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? — It had no guts.
  • What is a scarecrows favorite fruit? — STRAW-berries.
  • What do birds say on Halloween? — Twick o Tweet.
  • What did the scarecrow say to the kid dressed up as corn? — That costume is a-MAZE-ing.
  • What candy do you eat on the playground? — Recess pieces.
  • Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner? — He was already stuffed.

Skeleton Jokes

These jokes about skeletons will be perfect to tickle your funny bone.

  • How do you make a skeleton laugh? — Tickle its funny bone.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? — Because he had no BODY to go with.

Mummy Jokes

Who loves an adorable mummy? Me! These jokes about mummies are my favorite.

  • Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret? — It’ll keep it under wraps.
  • What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music? — Wrap music.
  • What does a mummy use when he needs to hide? — Masking tape.
Halloween jokes for kids

Vampire Jokes

  • Why do people like vampires so much? — Because they are FANGtastic.
  • What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? — A blood orange.
  • Where do vampires eat their lunch? — At the casketeria.

Witch Jokes

  • Why did the witches cancel their baseball game? — They couldn’t find their bats.
  • What does a cool witch ride instead of a motorcycle? — A Brrrrrr – oomstick.
  • Why do witches wear name tags? — So they will know which witch is which.
  • How do you make a witch itch? —  Take away the W
  • What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
  • What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? — Spelling.

Monster Jokes

  • What kind of monster loves to disco? — The boogieman.
  • What is the best way to speak to a monster? — From a long distance away!
  • What do monsters turn on in the summer time? — The scare conditioner.

Ghost Jokes

  • What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car? — He puts on his sheet belt.
  • Where do baby ghosts go during the day? — Day-scare centers.
  • What kind of roads do ghosts haunt? — Dead ends.
  • Why don’t ghosts like rain? — It dampens their spirits.

Halloween Riddles

Get more Riddles for Kids and Fall Riddles for Kids.

  • When is it bad luck to see a black cat? — When you’re a mouse.
  • How do you spell candy in 2 letters? — C and Y. (C-and-y)
  • One room is left out of a ghost’s house. What room is it? — The living room.

Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes

Get more Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes.

  • Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me my Halloween candy?
  • Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive Halloween!
  • Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ice Cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

  • Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

If you loved these Halloween jokes make sure to check out the Fall Jokes or Christmas Jokes!

Do you know any Halloween jokes for kids? Add them in the comments.

More Ways to Be a More Confident Parent:

  • 9 Not Too Scary Halloween Books for Kids9 Not Too Scary Halloween Books for Kids
  • Bath Time Storytelling – Halloween styleBath Time Storytelling – Halloween style
  • 15 Spooky Halloween Science Experiments & Activities15 Spooky Halloween Science Experiments & Activities

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Comments

  1. EmiJ says

    September 23, 2014 at 7:11 pm

    What’s a ghost’s favorite pie? Boo-berry!

    Reply
  2. Lilith says

    October 18, 2014 at 1:28 am

    Why did the ghost cross the road? – To get to the other side.

    Reply
    • Guy Zwaagman says

      June 30, 2016 at 8:29 pm

      What did the zombie say _man l like brain,’s

      Reply
  3. JJay says

    October 20, 2014 at 8:57 am

    How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
    With a pumpkin patch.

    Reply
  4. Amy says

    October 22, 2014 at 4:25 pm

    What is a ghost’s favorite food?
    -booberries

    Reply
  5. Marci says

    October 23, 2014 at 5:40 am

    last year, I started putting jokes in my son’s lunchbox. He and his friends love it. In fact when my husband makes lunch and doesn’t include a joke, my son and his friends are disappointed. Thank you for more jokes, it does get challenging finding new ones he will get.

    Reply
  6. Teresa says

    October 29, 2014 at 10:51 am

    Thank you! I printed these out to put with the treats for my son’s class.

    Reply
    • Jillian says

      October 30, 2014 at 2:05 pm

      Love that idea!

      Reply
  7. Angela says

    October 9, 2016 at 6:32 pm

    These are great! I am a reading teacher with 45 students on my caseload. I was looking for something not candy and affordable. I am going to do some kind of cute packaging and write don’t die laughing:) I love that the reading teacher gives students a treat they read!!

    Reply
  8. Stacia Hill says

    October 15, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    Where do goblins get their hair done?
    At the scare-dresser!! 😉

    Why did the skeleton cross the road?
    To get to the body shop!! 😀

    Reply
  9. Sally says

    October 30, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    What do you call a bee in a graveyard?
    A zombee

    Reply
  10. Nanny says

    September 25, 2017 at 12:04 am

    Great collection of Halloween jokes. Thanks for sharing.

    Reply
  11. Ivy says

    October 19, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    What’s it’s like to be kissed by a vampire?

    It’s a pain in the neck

    Reply
  12. Melissa Kozub says

    October 23, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    knock-knock
    who’s there
    boo
    boo who?
    don’t cry its just a joke!

    Reply
  13. romeo says

    October 31, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    why did the toilitpaper cross the road -to get stuck in a crack

    Reply
  14. Deb says

    October 18, 2019 at 8:44 am

    how do u make a tissue dance? blow a little boogie into it!

    Reply
  15. Kim says

    October 27, 2022 at 8:04 am

    How does a witch tell time?
    With a with a “witchwatch”!

    Reply

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