Halloween Jokes | 23 Halloween Jokes for Kids (with a printable)
I started this year off putting jokes into the kids lunch boxes. They have gone over so well with M and M (especially the knock knock jokes), I decided to round up some extra special jokes for the month of October. Any guesses what the theme is? You got it. Halloween jokes for kids. Fun right?
M and M love Halloween. What’s not to love? Scary storytelling, spooky pretend play and of course all the candy! I just know these jokes are going to be a huge hit.
There are 23 jokes. I counted and that is the number of school days in October. You can write them on a napkin or use the printable Halloween Jokes for Kids. I think I’ll do a mix of both this month. Having the printable ready will make it easier for those days I’m rushed.
Update: I’ve heard from a few joke lovers that these work great for handing out along with a piece of candy to the trick or treaters.
Click here to print these jokes.
- What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car? — He puts on his sheet belt.
- Why did the witches cancel their baseball game? — They couldn’t find their bats.
- What do monsters turn on in the summer time? — The scare conditioner.
- Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret? — It’ll keep it under wraps.
- Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? — It had no guts.
- What is a scarecrows favorite fruit? — STRAW-berries.
- What is the best way to speak to a monster? — From a long distance away!
- Where do baby ghosts go during the day? — Day-scare centers.
- What do birds say on Halloween? — Twick o Tweet.
- What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? — Spelling.
- What kind of roads do ghosts haunt? — Dead ends.
- How do you make a witch itch? — Take away the W
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? — Because he had no BODY to go with.
- What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
- Why don’t ghosts like rain? — It dampens their spirits.
- What did the scarecrow say to the kid dressed up as corn? — That costume is a-MAZE-ing.
- What candy do you eat on the playground? — Recess pieces.
- Why do witches wear name tags? — So they will know which witch is which.
- Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner? — He was already stuffed.
- What kind of monster loves to disco? — The boogieman.
- Why do people like vampires so much? — Because they are FANGtastic.
- What does a cool witch ride instead of a motorcycle? — A Brrrrrr – oomstick.
- How do you make a skeleton laugh? — Tickle its funny bone.
For more giggly fun, check out these books:
- Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here
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- Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here
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- National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here
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Do know any Halloween jokes for kids? Add them in the comments.
EmiJ says
September 23, 2014 at 7:11 pmWhat’s a ghost’s favorite pie? Boo-berry!
Lilith says
October 18, 2014 at 1:28 amWhy did the ghost cross the road? – To get to the other side.
Guy Zwaagman says
June 30, 2016 at 8:29 pmWhat did the zombie say _man l like brain,’s
JJay says
October 20, 2014 at 8:57 amHow do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
Amy says
October 22, 2014 at 4:25 pmWhat is a ghost’s favorite food?
-booberries
Marci says
October 23, 2014 at 5:40 amlast year, I started putting jokes in my son’s lunchbox. He and his friends love it. In fact when my husband makes lunch and doesn’t include a joke, my son and his friends are disappointed. Thank you for more jokes, it does get challenging finding new ones he will get.
Teresa says
October 29, 2014 at 10:51 amThank you! I printed these out to put with the treats for my son’s class.
Jillian says
October 30, 2014 at 2:05 pmLove that idea!
Angela says
October 9, 2016 at 6:32 pmThese are great! I am a reading teacher with 45 students on my caseload. I was looking for something not candy and affordable. I am going to do some kind of cute packaging and write don’t die laughing:) I love that the reading teacher gives students a treat they read!!
Stacia Hill says
October 15, 2016 at 7:54 pmWhere do goblins get their hair done?
At the scare-dresser!! 😉
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!! 😀
Sally says
October 30, 2016 at 4:18 pmWhat do you call a bee in a graveyard?
A zombee
Nanny says
September 25, 2017 at 12:04 amGreat collection of Halloween jokes. Thanks for sharing.
Ivy says
October 19, 2017 at 10:02 pmWhat’s it’s like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck
Melissa Kozub says
October 23, 2017 at 5:48 pmknock-knock
who’s there
boo
boo who?
don’t cry its just a joke!
romeo says
October 31, 2017 at 2:37 pmwhy did the toilitpaper cross the road -to get stuck in a crack