78 Ghost Jokes and Ghost Puns with Spooky PRINTABLE

Having some ghostly fun is great during the Halloween season, but you can enjoy these ghost jokes and ghost puns anytime!

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Ghost Jokes for Kids

These ghost jokes are just the right amount of spooky!

• How did the ghost unlock the door? – Using a spoo-key.
• Where do ghosts go shopping? – At the boo-tique.
• What’s a ghost’s favorite makeup to wear? – Mas-scare-a!
• What’s a ghost with a broken leg called? – A hoblin goblin.
• What kind of horse do ghosts ride? – A night-mare.
• Who did the ghost take to prom? – A ghoul-friend!
• What are a monster’s favorite pets? – Creepy crawlies.
• What did people say when the Headless Horseman started dating a zombie? – He’s lost his head!
• What is a mummy’s favorite sandwich? – A head cheese wrap.
• What’s in a ghost’s nose? – Boo-gers.
• What does a panda ghost eat? – Bam-BOO!
• Why didn’t the ghost go to the ball? – He had no body to go with.

• What is a ghost’s favorite position in soccer? – Ghoul-keeper.
• What did the ghost teacher say to the class? – Keep your eyes on the board while I go through it again.
• Where on the street do ghosts live? – At the dead end.
• Which ghost won the dance competition? – The Boogie Man.
• What’s a ghost’s favorite tree? – Ceme-trees.
• What do ghosts use to do their makeup? – Vanishing cream.
• What do Italian ghosts have for dinner? – Spook-hetti!
• What did the mommy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting? – “Spook when you’re spooken to.”
• What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurry? – Spooktacles.
• Why do female ghosts go on a diet? – So they can keep their ghoulish figure.

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• Where does a ghost go on vacation? – Mali-boo.
• What do ghosts use to wash their hair? – Sham-boo!
• What’s a monster’s favorite show? – Romeo and Ghouliet.
• What’s a mummy’s favorite way to relax? – Solving cryptograms.
• Where did the spook go to send a parcel? – The ghost office.
• What do you get when you put a spider on an ear of corn? – A cobweb.
• When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat? – When you’re a mouse.
• What kind of horses do ghosts ride? – Night-mares.
• Where do ghosts turn to to find astrological readings? – Their horror-scopes.

What do you call a spider with 20 eyes? – A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider.

• Why did the bartender refuse to get the ghost a drink? – Because they don’t serve spirits after midnight.
• Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner? – He was already stuffed.
• Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road? – He had no guts.
• When do ghosts drink coffee? – In the moaning.
• Why didn’t the ghost eat his candy? – He didn’t have the stomach for it.
• Where do ghosts buy their food? – At the ghost-ery store.
• What’s a ghost’s favorite play? – Romeo and Ghouliet.

Ghost Puns

These ghost puns are to die for!

• I saw a ghost and I was so scared, I couldn’t even boo-lieve my eyes.
• The ghost bought a new outfit, it was to die for.
• When the ghost couldn’t decide where to haunt, he was really in a conundrum.
• The ghost was a terrible comedian, he couldn’t make anyone laugh – he was just boo-ring.
• The ghost decided to take up painting, but all he could draw were boos and ghouls.
• When the ghost went to the party, everyone said he was a real spirited dancer.

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• The ghostess with the mostest.
• Ghouls just want to have fun
• Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.
• I’m here for the boos.
• Shake your boo-ty!
• If you’ve got it, haunt it.
• #Squadghouls

• Haunting my exes.
• Hey boo-tiful.
• No candy for me. I’m trying to keep my ghoulish figure.
• Give me some candy before I fly off the handle.
• Ghosts read their horror-scope
• Are there any spirits in you? Would you like one?
• Do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts? That’s the spirit.
• Boo-yah!
• Fa-boo-lous!
• Have an eek-tastic Halloween!

• I go to the bars for boos.
• Fasten your sheet belts!
• I think I have deja-boo.
• Demons are a ghouls best friend.
• What’s the best place to hide from ghosts? The living room.
• Looking fa-boo-lous.
• I’m the afterlife of the party.
• I’m not a nightmare, I’m just a dreamy apparition.
• I’m not trying to scare you, I’m just a boo-tiful soul.
• I’m not a phantom, I’m just phantastic.
• I’m not spooky, I’m just a boo-tiful presence.
• Hey boo, am I dead or am I wilting for you?
• I’ve got that invisible touch.
• If I could rearrange the cemetery, I’d put boo and I together.
• Your grave or mine?