Sweet Candy Jokes and Riddles to Print and Share

If you have a sweet tooth, this collection of candy jokes and riddles will hit the spot. 

They’re perfect for sharing and adding to your candy-filled holiday.

Looking for more jokes and riddles? Check out the riddles with answers, Valentine Card Jokes, Easter jokes, Halloween jokes, and Christmas jokes. 

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Jokes about Candy

• What candy do you eat on the playground? – Recess pieces.
• What country did candy come from? – Sweeten
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? – A gummy bear!
• What do you call candy that was stolen? – Hot chocolate!
• What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy? – Trick-or-feet
• What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? – A marsbar!
• What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden? – Jelly beans!
• What type of candy is never on time? – choco-LATE.
• What’s a dentist’s worst nightmare? – A lion that loves candy.
• What’s the most popular sweet at the North Pole? – Ice crispy treats.
• Why did the boy put candy under his pillow? – Because he wanted sweet dreams!
• What is a monkey’s favorite cookie? – Chocolate chimp!
• What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? – A Kitty Kat bar!
• Who is the best candy (w)rapper? – Eminem!

Candy Cane Jokes

• What do you call a sharpened candy cane? – A spearmint.
• What does a candy cane say to another candy cane during a strong storm? – **Hurry**cane!
• Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck? – He was in charge of refresh mints.
• What do you call a candy cane with graduated markings? – A measure-mint device.
• What’s red, white, and blue? -A sad candy cane.

Candy Corn Jokes

• How do programmers like their candy corn? – Byte-sized!
• What parasites do candy corns get? – Gummy worms.
• Why didn’t the ghost eat his candy corn? – He didn’t have the stomach for it.
• Where do ghosts buy their candy corn? – At the ghostery store!
• What do you call candy corn at the beach? – Sandy corn!

Riddles About Candy

• I’m a food that is sweet. I’m red and white. I can be curled big or little. I’m a holiday treat. What am I? – Candy cane.
• I’m usually seen at Christmas, but I’m not a stocking or a bell. I am red and white in color. And shaped a bit like the letter J. What am I?  Candy cane.
• I sometimes come as a slab. And sometimes come as a chip. I sometimes come as a bar. Or fondue in which to dip. What could I be? – Chocolate.
• How can the word candy be spelled with 2 letters? C and y.
• I’m a candy that is very sticky. It can blow bubbles. You chew it, but don’t swallow. What am I? – Bubble gum.
• I’m a candy that looks like a cloud. I come on a stick and I dissolve in your mouth. What am I? – Cotton candy
• A group of men walk into a candy store. There are two fathers and two sons. They each buy a candy bar for 50 cents. The total for all of the candy bars was $1.50. How is that possible? – There was a grandfather, a father, and a son.
• I purchased two different pieces of candy. Together they cost $1.10. One candy cost one dollar more than the other candy. What was the price of each piece of candy? – One was $0.05, and the other was $1.05.
• I am a stick that’s stuck in a ball of sweetness. What am I? – Lollipop

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