Easter Jokes for Kids the Whole Family Will Love

Easter is such a fun holiday. The spring weather makes it the perfect time for playing outside. Easter baskets, Easter eggs, Easter bunny, and now Easter Jokes! YAY!

And if you like these, you’ll love the printable spring jokes, Mother’s Day jokes,and candy jokes.

Easter Jokes for Kids

Funny Easter Jokes for Kids

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? What kind of bunny can’t hop? Do you remember these from childhood? You’ll find the answer to these two and a lot of new funny Easter jokes you haven’t heard before.

  • What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? – A funny bunny.
  • What do you call a bunny with money? – A millionhare. 
  • What do you call a rabbit with fleas? – Bugs Bunny.
  • How do rabbits stay cool during the summer? – With hare conditioning.
  • What comes at the end of Easter? – The letter “r”.
  • What kind of bunny can’t hop? –  A chocolate bunny. 
  • What do you call a baby who’s a little too warm on Easter? – A hot cross bun(dle) of joy.
  • What do you do when you eat all your chocolate Easter candy? – Give Peeps a chance.
  • What’s the best way to make Easter easier? – Put an “i” where the “t” is.
  • How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday? – Im-peck-ably.

How can you make Easter preparations go faster? – Use the eggs-press lane!

  • What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? – A 14-carrot gold necklace.
  • What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden? – A jelly bean.
  • What happens if you get married on Easter? – You live hoppily ever after.
  • Why are people always tired in April? – Because they’ve just finished a March!
  • Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? -In his Easter casket!
  • Would February March? -No, but April May!
  • Where does Easter take place every year? – Where eggs marks the spot!
  • Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? – In his Easter casket!
  • Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter? – Because they are eggs-tinct.
  • What seafood do you eat on Easter? – An oyster bunny!

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  • When is it okay to place all your eggs in one basket? – On Easter!
  • What do you call two best friends on Easter? – Two Peeps in a pod!
  • What kind of beans grow in the garden on Easter? – Jelly beans!
  • Why did the jelly bean go to school? – Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.
  • What kind of vegetable is angry? – A steamed carrot! 

Easter Bunny Jokes

These Easter jokes wouldn’t be complete without a few Easter Bunny jokes!

  • What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? – Basket-ball, of course!
  • What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter? – Tired.
  • What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? – They lived hoppily ever after.
  • Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? – Because he kept quacking the eggs!
  • Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? – Because the chicken had his eggs!
  • How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? – Eggs mark the spot!
  • How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? – Around the cluck!
  • How does the Easter Bunny travel? – By hare-plane.
  • Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast? – IHOP.
  • What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? – A sock hop!

Why did the Easter Bunny go to the gym? – To get lots of eggsercise!

  • What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? – He was eggspelled!
  • What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? – It’s been nice gnawing you. 
  • How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? – They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
  • How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? – Around the cluck!
  • What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? – A receding hareline.
  • How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? – With a hare dryer!
  • What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair? – A hairless hare!
  • What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? – It took ears off his life!
  • Why did the rabbit cross the road? – Because it was the chicken’s day off.
  • How can you find the Easter bunny? – Eggs (x) marks the spot.

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  • Why was the rabbit rubbing his head? – Because he had a eggache! (headache)
  • Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? – Because he heard it’s 24 carrot.
  • What kind of bunny can’t hop? – A chocolate bunny.
  • What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? – Basket-ball.
  • What kind of rabbit tells jokes? – A funny bunny.
Easter jokes for kids
  • Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? – Because his TV was scrambled!
  • Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? – To a re-tail store
  • What do rabbits say before they eat? – “Lettuce pray.”
  • What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? – Albunny, New York.
  • Why was the father Easter egg so strict? – He was hard-boiled.
  • What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? – Napoleon Bunnyparte!
  • Did you hear about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bumblebee? – It’s a tender tail!
  • What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? – A new dye job.
  • Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs? – It needed an eggs-terminator!
  • Why was the Easter Bunny so upset when he looked in the mirror? – He was having a bad hare day.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? – Just look for the gray hares.

  • Where do rabbits go after their wedding? – On their bunnymoon.
  • How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood? – He’s hoppy.
  • What do you call a transformer bunny? – Hop-timus Prime
  • What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes? – You don’t see rabbits wearing eyeglasses.
  • Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? – Rabbit Downey Jr.!
  • Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? – He didn’t have the hare fare!
  • What does one Easter bunny say to another if they want to flirt? – You’re ear-resistable.

Easter Egg Jokes

If you love these Easter egg jokes, there’s a good chance the Chicken Jokes will be just right for you!

  • What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? – Fry-day.
  • What did one Easter egg say to the other?  – “Heard any good yolks today?”
  • Why should you never show Easter eggs a scary movie? – They’re all a little chicken!
  • Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? – They don’t want to get beat up!
  • Why do we paint Easter eggs? – Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.
  • What do you call a mischievous egg? – A practical yolker.
  • Why do you need an Easter egg hunting license? – Because no poaching is allowed.
  • What did one Easter egg say to the other? – Heard any good yolks today?
  • What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? – An egg-straterrestrial!
  • Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? – It might crack up!

What do you call a very tired Easter egg? – Eggs-austed.

  • What do you call a mischievous egg? – A practical yolk-er.
  • What do Easter eggs do for fun? -Kar-ee-yolk-e!
  • What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? – An eggsplanation.
  • Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? – They don’t want to get beat up!
  • What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? – A new dye-job.
  • What did the eggs do when the light turned green? – They egg-cellerated!
  • What kind of plants do eggs keep? – Eggplants!
  • Why do we paint Easter eggs? – Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
  • Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? – It needed an eggs-terminator!

Why was the little kid sad after the egg hunt? – Because an egg beater.

  • What do you say after you burp during Easter brunch? – Eggs-cuse me!
  • What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg? – Look at your dye job!
  • How does the family like their eggs on Easter? – Over-easy like a Sunday morning.
  • Why did the the bunny fall for the chicken? – Because he was eggs-actly her type!
  • Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast? – Because he’s an eggs-pert in the kitchen!

Easter Puns

Easter puns are great for getting into the Easter spirit with a little silliness.

  • What’s wrong with Easter jokes? – They crack you up.
  • How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so nice? – Hare spray
  • Why are rabbits so good at math? – Because they multiply so quickly.
  • What do you call a bunny with fleas? – Bugs Bunny
  • I took my pet bunny to the Easter parade, it was a hoppy experience.
  • I love Easter, it’s always an egg-citing time!
  • Don’t go too hard on the egg hunt, you might end up scrambling your brain.
  • Hoping to find some “bunny” to spend Easter with.

Easter is the perfect time to indulge in some “egg-stremely” delicious treats.

  • Dressing up in an Easter costume is the best way to show your “egg-squisite” style.
  • The Easter Bunny always knows how to “break a few eggs” to make fantastic decorations.
  • Easter celebrations can get a little “egg-citing,” especially with all the chocolate involved.
  • I’m not just walking on eggshells, I’m bunny hopping on them!
  • This Easter, let’s dye another day and have some eggs-traordinary fun!
  • Time to crack a few yolks and have an eggs-ceptional Easter!
  • Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, unless you’re an Easter bunny with a really big basket.
  • Easter is a time to let your puns carrot you away into a world of laughter.
  • Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched, especially during the Easter egg hunt!
  • Let’s shell-ebrate Easter with some egg-cellent puns!
  • Hoppy Easter! Don’t let anyone ruffle your feathers.
  • May your Easter be as bright and colorful as a rainbow-colored egg.
  • It’s time to hop into Easter with a basket full of puns and a belly full of chocolate!
  • Let’s egg-splore the pun-derful world of Easter and have a yolk-tastic time!

Easter Riddles

After these riddles about Easter, check out our printable riddles with answers.

  • Where does Christmas come before Easter? – The dictionary.
  • How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? – Only one—after that it’s not empty anymore!
  • Ginnie has 4 Easter eggs. Jason has 3 more Easter eggs than Ginnie. Matthew has 2 less Easter eggs than Ginnie. Sara has 6 more Easter eggs than Matthew. How many Easter eggs do they all have in total?- 21 Easter eggs 
  • I am a creature hopping around. Gnawing carrots is what I like. I hop and leave Easter eggs behind. Find them all during your hike. Can you guess, who am I? – Rabbit
  • This is something that can be used only once it’s broken. What is it? – Egg
  • I have a nose but it does not wiggle. I have ears but they cannot hear. I am sweet. What am I? – A chocolate bunny.
  • I’m searched for but never lost. I come in all colors, shapes, and sizes. I bring happiness, but I can’t be happy. What am I? – An Easter basket.

Easter Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock-knock jokes are good any time of the year. We egg-specially love them at Easter time.

  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to find some Easter eggs.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, Easter will be back next year.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie my Easter eggs for me, please?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher eggs in one basket!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been eating all my Easter candy!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police finish coloring your Easter eggs!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!
Easter Jokes for Kids

Printable Easter Jokes for Kids

I printed these Easter jokes and added them to the eggs in our Easter hunt… along with candy, of course.

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