43 Super Silly Groundhog Day Jokes for Kids PRINTABLE

It’s time to see what the groundhog has to say about winter! These Groundhog Day jokes are a great way to add laughter to the tradition.

Groundhog Day Jokes for Kids

Pop these groundhog day jokes into your bag and celebrate Groundhog Day with an extra laugh.

How does Punxsutawney Phil greet his parents? – With hogs and kisses.
Does anyone know a good Groundhog Day joke? – I keep hearing the same one over and over again.
What is a groundhog’s favorite drink? – Hole milk.
Why is it annoying to watch TV with a groundhog? – They hog the remote.
What does Punxsutawney Phil use to clean his laundry? – Hogwash.
What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd? – A ground frog.
What happens if the groundskeeper sees his shadow? – We’ll have six more weeks of un-trimmed hedges.

What did the French groundhog see when he woke up? – His château.
Why did the groundhog donate so much to charity? – He was Phil-anthropic.
What brand of syrup do groundhogs use on pancakes? – Hog Cabin.
Why should you never share a bed with Punxsutawney Phil? – He always hogs the covers.
What do groundhogs put on pancakes? – Hog cabin syrup
What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail? – That’s the end of me!
Why are woodchucks such bad drivers? – Because they hog the road.
How do groundhogs approach wellness? – Hole-istically.
How do you stop a woodchuck from digging holes? – Hog-tie it.
What do you call a groundhog in the middle of a tennis court? – Annette.

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd? – Ground-dog Day
What do you call a groundhog who eats too much? – A round hog
Where do ill groundhogs go? – The hogspital
What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road? – A road hog.
What is a groundhog’s favorite color? – MaHOGany
How does Punxsutawney Phil stay cool in the summer? – He has many fans.
What do you call a pig with no legs? – A groundhog.

Why was Phil kicked off the Punxsutawney soccer team? – For being a ball hog.
How do you make pork sausage? – Ground hog.
What happens if the groundskeeper sees his shadow? – We’ll have six more weeks of un-trimmed hedges.
What animal takes up the most land? – A groundhog.
Why was the groundhog upset about his home? – He was having a bad lair day.
What does Punxsutawney Phil do at a party? – Go hog wild.
Why was the groundhog afraid of 7? – Because 7, 8, 9!

What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a peanut? – An animal who is nuts about predicting the start of spring.
What animal is the best at getting ground balls? – A groundhog!
What do you call a royal woodchuck? – A crowned hog
What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher? – He became a pound hog!

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Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes, and you must smear them with avocado? – I really suck at Guac-a-mole.
Why was the groundhog a good musician? – He had perfect timing – knew exactly when to come out!
What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Olympics? – Gopher gold.
What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a Maple Leaf? – Six more weeks of hockey.
What do you call a groundhog who loves cold weather? – An ice-solated individual!