Funny Snowman Jokes for Kids (Includes Printable!)

Building a snowman is our favorite thing to do when the snow is falling. When the snow is not falling, dreaming of building a snowman is our favorite thing to do. Either way, these snowman jokes are perfect for a snowy smile.

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Snowman Jokes for Kids

• Where does a snowman keep his money? – In a snow bank.
• What do you call a snowman in the summer? – A puddle.
• What do snowmen eat for breakfast?- Frosted Flakes.
• What do you call an old snowman? – Water.
• What do snowmen wear on their heads? – Ice caps.
• What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? – A snowmobile.
• What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? – Have an ice day.
• What do snowmen call their offspring? – Chill-dren.
• What is a snowman’s favorite Drink? – Ice Tea.
• Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost? – Because Frost bites.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? – Icebergers.

• What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? – A meltdown.
• What do you call a snowman holiday party? – A snowball.
• What kind of money do snowmen use? – Cold hard cash
• How do you scare a snowman? – Get a hair dryer!
• What do you call a snowman holiday party? – A snowball.
• What do snowmen see when they go to heaven? – Snow angels.
• What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? – Freeze a jolly good fellow.
• What does Olaf like to sing? – Let it snow, Let it snow!
• Who is the most famous snowman artist in history? – Michelange-snow.

• What did Frosty say to his girlfriend? – I would melt for you.
• What else did Frosty say to his girlfriend? – I love you snow much!
• Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman like the carrot cake? – Because he thought it tasted like the inside of his nose.
• Why do you never see a snowman in the middle of a lake? – Because snowman’s an island!
• What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?- Freeze.
• What kind of cake does snowman like? – Any kind with lots of frosting.
• Where do Frosty the snowman and his wife go to dance? – Snowballs.
• What does a snowman put on his face at night? – Cold cream.
• What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick? – A chill pill.
• How does a snowman get to work? – By icicle.

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• What did the snowman order at McDonald’s? – Iceburgers!
• What is a snowman’s favorite drink? – Ice tea!
• What do snowmen put on their burgers? – Chilly sauce
• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? – Frostbite!
• What do you get when you cross a Frosty with a polar bear? – A brrr-grrrr!
• Why did the snowman call his dog frost? – Because Frost bites!
• What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen like best? – I.C!
• How do you scare a snowman? – With a hairdryer!
• What happened when the snowwoman had an argument with the snowman? – She gave him the cold shoulder!

What is a snowman’s favorite game? – Ice Spy with my little eye.

• What did the snowman’s hat say to the scarf? – You hang on while I go on ahead!
• What happened when the icicle hit the snowman on the head? – It knocked him out cold.
• How do you explain ice to a child? – Skid stuff!
• What do you call a snowman in the tropics? – Lost.
• How do snowmen get to work? – By icicle!
• What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? – Get out of my face!
• What do you call a snowman’s dog? – A slush puppy!
• What did the snowman say to the robin? – I have snow idea!
• What do you call a snowman with a cup of tea? – Melted!
• Why didn’t the snowman go to the party? – He had snow one to go with!

• Why did the snowman skip the Christmas party? – He just wanted to chill
• What do you get when you mix Frosty with a baker? —Frosty the dough-man!
• What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch? —A frosted one
• What do you call a snowman who tells tall tales? – A snow-fake.
• What did the snowman say when asked to do something bad? – Snow way, man.
• What is a girl snowman called? – A snow-maam.
• Where do snowmen put their webpages? – On the winternet
• Where do snowmen like to eat? – At an iceberg-er joint.
• What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? – Ice cream.

What are Frosty’s parents called? – Mom and Pop-sicle.

• What do snowmen eat for breakfast? – Ice Krispies.
• What are snowmen most concerned about? – Global warming
• Why didn’t the snowman eat the chicken wings? – Because it had hot sauce on it.
• What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? – A Frosty
• What did one snowman say to the other snowman? – Do you smell carrots?
• Who is Frosty’s favorite aunt? – Aunt Arctica!

Snowman Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowman needs coal for buttons!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow man named Frosty.
• Knock, knock. Who’s There? Snow man. Snow man who? Snow way man, I’m not going to tell you.
• Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ina. Ina who? Ina minute I’m going to build a snowman.
• Knock Knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow man named Olaf!

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