Funny Snowman Jokes for Kids (Includes Printable!)

When the snow is falling, building a snowman is our favorite thing to do. When the snow is not falling, dreaming of building a snowman is our favorite thing to do. Either way, these snowman jokes are perfect for a snowy smile.

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Snowman Jokes for Kids

• Where does a snowman keep his money? – In a snow bank.
• What do you call a snowman in the summer? – A puddle.
• What do snowmen eat for breakfast?- Frosted Flakes.
• What do you call an old snowman? – Water.
• What do snowmen wear on their heads? – Ice caps.
• What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? – A snowmobile.
• What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? – Have an ice day.
• What do snowmen call their offspring? – Chill-dren.
• What is a snowman’s favorite Drink? – Ice Tea.
• Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost? – Because Frost bites.
• What do snowmen eat for lunch ? – Icebergers.
• What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? – A meltdown.
• What do you call a snowman holiday party? – A snowball.

Snowman Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowman needs coal for buttons!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow man named Frosty.
• Knock, knock. Who’s There? Snow man. Snow man who? Snow way man, I’m not going to tell you.
• Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ina. Ina who? Ina minute I’m going to build a snowman.
• Knock Knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow man named Olaf!

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• National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link