53 January Jokes for Kids, January Puns and Riddles PRINT

This collection of jokes celebrates the first month of the year. Blankets of snow cover your yard, and New Year’s Eve has passed. It’s time for a good joke to warm you up.

January jokes for kids go great with winter jokes.

January Jokes for Kids

Kick-off this month with an entire list of January jokes.

• What do you say on the 1st of January? – Last year just seems like yesterday!
• What did the book do in January before heading back to school? – He put a jacket on!
• Who helped Cinderella with her New Year’s Resolutions? – Her Janufairy Godmother.
• What happened to the person who stole a calendar on New Year’s Day? – They got 12 months!
• Where do you find the answers to your homework in January? – On the winternet!
• How does January stay in shape for the spring? – It does daily workouts!

When do monsters go back to school after winter break? – In Janueerie!

• Why should Christmas be moved to January? – The shops are less busy and everything is on sale!
• What’s for breakfast on really cold January days? – Snowflakes.
• What’s the best food to eat in January? – Brrritos!
• What do you have in December that you don’t get in January? – The letter D!
• What falls in January but never gets hurt? – Snow!
• Where should you keep your money in January? – In a slush fund!
• Why should you work out with a priest in January? – To exorcise your demons!
• Where do stormtroopers go to find all the New Year’s Day sales? – The Darth Mall!
• What is at the end of January? – “Y.”

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• What do you call a nice ghost on a cold January night? – Caspburr.
• What can you catch in January with your eyes closed? – A cold.
• What was the snowman upset in January? – He was having a meltdown.
• Why was January upset at the bakery? – Because it had too many scone puns!
• How did January describe its favorite music? – It’s chill and brrilliant!
• Why did the calendar go to therapy in January? – It was feeling a bit dated!

• How did January propose to February? – It asked, “Will you be my Valenslime?”
• Why did January break up with February? – It couldn’t handle the cold shoulder!
• How does January greet its friends in the morning? – With a snow-ver and a smile!
• Why did January refuse to play cards with the other months? – It didn’t want to face another “chilly flop”!
• What did January say to the frosty snowman? – “I’ve got a lot of ‘flake’ in you, my friend!”
• How does January stay warm during a snowstorm? It “hibern-ice” by the fireplace!
• Why did January become a famous comedian? Everyone loved its “brr-illiant” punchlines!

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January Puns

It’s snow secret: January puns are brrrr-illiant.

• If January threw a parade would February march? No, but April may!
• I decided to exercise more this January. It didn’t workout so far.
• Ice to meet you this January!
• Cold hands, warm hearts in January.
• The chill of January is quite fan-snow-tastic.
• January: where frost meets the new year.
• It’s snow secret, January is brrrr-illiant.
• January is the month when winter snows us down.
• January may be cold, but it always brings a warm front.
• Starting the year off with a bang, January’s fireworks are the best!
• January can be a real ice queen, but that just adds to the chill.
• I’m really trying to turn over a “new leaf” this January, but it’s proving slippery.
• January weather has me feeling “frozen in time,” anyone else?

January Riddles

These January Riddles will help ease your way into the new year.

• Riddle: I mark a beginning that’s fresh and true, I follow December and bring resolutions too. What am I? – Answer: January
• Riddle: In me, you might find strength or doubt, as I’m a promise made to change one’s route. What am I? – Answer: Resolution
• Riddle: I’m the sign of the sea-goat, steady and sure, the first to celebrate a birthday in the year. Who am I? – Answer: Capricorn
• Riddle: I am celebrated on the first of January with fireworks and cheer, marking the start of a brand new year. What am I? – Answer : New Year’s Day.

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• Riddle: I’m the result of a silent night’s freeze, adorning the windows with delicate ease. What am I? – Answer: Frost
• Riddle: I am the Roman god with two faces, one looking to the past, the other to new places. What am I? – Answer : Janus.
• Riddle: I am a season that chills to the bone, when daylight is scarce and trees are alone. What am I? – Answer: Winter
• Riddle: I am the celestial event that sometimes occurs in January, lighting up the night sky with my display. What am I? – Answer : Meteor shower.
• Riddle: I am a feast celebrated on January 6th, marking the visit of the Magi to the baby Jesus. What am I? – Answer : Epiphany.
• Riddle: I pour out water but not from a jug, in January’s time, I give a shrug. Who am I? – Answer: Aquarius

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