Is it already exam week at school already? Don’t worry, we got you covered with a long list of exam jokes perfect to get students and teachers laughing together.
Take a deep breath, relax and read these funny jokes about exams to ease your stress away.
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Exam Jokes for Teachers and Students
- What exams do vampire teachers set? – Blood test
- What sort of exams do witches do? – Spelling Test.
- What does a magician do the night before a college exam? – Abra-cram-dabra.
- How do carpenters get certified? – They take a board exam.
- “Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it?” – “It’s not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!”
- Why did the student only answer questions 1, 3, 5, and 7 on the exam? – Because they literally can’t even.
- What nation do most people hate? – Exami-nation.
- How do you prepare for a pest control exam? – You stay up all night swatting.
- Why did the teacher go to the beach? – To test the water.
- Why didn’t he do well in his football teamwork exam? – Because he did not pass.
- What did the heart say to the brain before an exam? – You look nervous.
- What wild animal does well on exams despite not studying? – The cheetah.
Exam Puns for Teachers and Students
- I was afraid I’d fail my fireworks exam but I passed with flying colors.
- I tried to ace the exam on safely capturing butterflies, but I got a bee instead.
- A cosmetology student had to retake her final exam. It was a makeup makeup test.
- I could feel an exam in my stomach. It was kinda quizzy.
- I took my exam in a restaurant because the customer is always right.
- Did you hear about the pilot who aced his final exams in college? He winged it!
- Disappointed to fail my psychic exam. Didn’t see that coming.
- A friend passed his degree in sound engineering. He got a 1-2-1-2.
- During my exam, my calculator stopped working. I can’t count on it anymore!
- I ate my exam paper. Sooner or later, I will pass the exam.
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