78 Computer Jokes, Computer Riddles, and Puns PRINTABLE

Computer jokes and puns are a great way to break the tension when computer issues arise. Computer riddles are great for taking your mind away from the computer for a few minutes.

You might also want to take a byte out of our Knock knock Jokes.

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Computer Jokes

Welcome to the motherboard of computer jokes!

  • What did the computer do at lunchtime? – It had a byte!
  • What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs? – A thyme machine.
  • Why is a computer so smart? – It listens to its motherboard.
  • What did the dentist say to the computer? – This won’t hurt a byte.
  • What did the computer eat on the moon? – Space bars.
  • What do computers eat when they get hungry? – Chips

What do you call a computer hero? – A screen saver

  • Why did the computer keep its drink on the windowsill? – It wanted a cold beverage.
  • What do you call a computer that sings? – A Dell.
  • How does a computer catch a virus? – Through its windows.
  • What do you call a cat who wants to sit on you when you’re working on your computer? – A laptop.
  • Why did the computer show up at work late? – It had a hard drive.
  • Did you hear about the octopus who stopped printing? – It ran out of ink!
  • Did you hear about the raccoon who was evicted? – It was moved to trash.
  • What did the computer confess at the concert? – “I like big bytes and I cannot lie.”
  • How does a computer get drunk? – It takes screenshots.
  • Why was the computer always partying? – It had great chips!
  • How do computers like to dance? – Disk-o!
  • What do computers wear on their feet? – Micro-soft shoes!
  • Why was the computer cold? – It left its Windows open!

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  • Why was the computer feeling crunchy? – It had too many cookies!
  • What’s a computer’s favorite type of music? – Hard-drive Rock!
  • Why did the computer go to the spaceship? – To improve its space bar!
  • How do computers like their tea? – With a byte of sugar!
  • Why did the computer become a gardener? – To improve its root access!
  • What’s a computer’s favorite type of tree? – A binary tree!
  • How do you know a computer is sleepy? – It starts to lag!
  • What do you get when you cross-painted performance artists with a wireless connection? – Blue Man Tooth.
  • What kind of connection do trapeze artists use to log onto the internet? – High-wireless.
  • What does a baby computer call its father? – Data!
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  • Which country has the slowest Wi-Fi? – Germany. It’s the wurst!
  • The question: What are two things that run slow? – A turtle and Wi-Fi.
  • Why did the computer squeak? – Because someone stepped on it’s mouse!
  • What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard? – A screensaver!
  • Where do all the cool mice live? – In their mousepads.
  • What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? – Lots of memory!
  • How many technical-support agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? – Press 1 to continue.
  • What is the funniest tech hub in California? – Silly-con Valley.
  • What do you get when you cross a dog with a tech CEO? – Bark Zuckerberg.
  • What doubles as a dance club and computer help desk? – Disco-tech support.
  • What did the computer say to the printer? – Stop your paper jamming!
  • Why did the computer bring an umbrella? – To stay protected from the rain of viruses!
  • How does a computer say hello in Spanish? – ¡Hola, World!

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Computer Puns

These computer puns EXCEL at getting a hard-drive laugh.

  • We’ll we’ll we’ll … if it isn’t autocorrect.
  • Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll.
  • Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
  • I tried to say, “I’m a functional adult,” but my phone changed it to “fictional adult,” and I feel like that’s more accurate.
  • My computer said my password is insecure. Well, maybe if it wasn’t forced to have such strict requirements, it would be more confident.
  • My computer’s keyboard and I are in a committed relationship. We’re always attached.
  • When data can’t drive, it takes the bus.
  • Old programmers never die. They just don’t C very well, or C#.

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  • Dead hard drives should be encrypted.
  • If you steal my copy of Microsoft Office; I will find you: You have my Word.
  • Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”? They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.
  • There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
  • I asked my computer how to boot faster and it said, “Try running!”
  • When in doubt, hit ctrl+alt+delete.
  • I joined a support group for former computer hackers: Anonymous Anonymous.
  • My internet router is in my basement. You could say that I come from a LAN down under.
  • An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, “Can I join you?”
  • I’m trying to Exchange my family. Meanwhile, I’m maintaining a positive Outlook.
  • How am I with PowerPoint? You could say I Excel at it.

Computer Riddles

These printable computer riddles are perfect for when you need a little break from the screen.

  • Riddle: You press my keys, but I’m not a piano. I help you create, from poems to your life’s memo. What am I? – Answer: Keyboard
  • Riddle: I’m silent but I click, I scroll up and down, with me in your hand, you can navigate around. What am I? – Answer: Mouse
  • Riddle: I’m the brain of the machine, where all thoughts process. Without me, computing power would be much less. What am I? – Answer: CPU (Central Processing Unit)
  • Riddle: I’m small and portable, a keeper of files. Take me anywhere, store data for miles. What am I? – Answer: USB Drive
  • Riddle: I’m your device’s short-term thought, helping run programs that you’ve bought. What am I? – Answer: RAM (Random Access Memory)

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  • Riddle: I execute commands without delay, whether to compute, save or play. What am I? – Answer: Computer
  • Riddle: I’m the body connecting every part, making sure they all do their part. What am I? – Answer: Motherboard
  • Riddle: I’m a global web, a net that is vast, connecting the world oh so fast. What am I? – Answer: Internet
  • Riddle: Not hard to fathom or to install, I am created to perform a task and that’s not all. What am I? – Answer: Software
  • Riddle: An unwelcome guest in your device, I may cause damage that’s not nice. What am I? – Answer: Virus
  • Riddle: I direct traffic, I’m quite the guide, organizing data that flows worldwide. What am I? – Answer: Router

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  • Riddle: A barrier against cyber strife, I protect the digital life. What am I? – Answer: Firewall
  • Riddle: A digital eye, always awake, in video calls, I partake. What am I? – Answer: Webcam
  • Riddle: I provide the juice, the power, and might; without me, your computer can’t take flight. What am I? – Answer: Power Supply
  • Riddle: I’m a cord that connects, long and lean, to a network wide and unseen. What am I? – Answer: Ethernet Cable
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