Reindeer Jokes and Reindeer Puns for Kids

What’s Santa’s favorite animal? The reindeer, of course! 

Here are some reindeer puns and reindeer jokes that will surely make your deer ones laugh.

For more holiday cheer, check out our other joke collections created for this time of year. Christmas jokes, Santa jokes, elf jokes, and winter jokes. 

Reindeer Jokes   

Round up the reindeer jokes for your next Christmas party.

• What do reindeer want for Christmas? – A Pony Sleigh Station.
• Which of Santa’s reindeer has the cleanest antlers? – Comet.
• What’s a reindeer’s favorite game? – Stable tennis
• Where do reindeer like to stop for lunch? – Deery Queen.
• What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? – Go to a re-tail shop for a new one.
• What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees? – Horn-aments.
• Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? – No, they already have names.

Why were the reindeer so itchy? – They had antarc-ticks.

• What do you call a reindeer at Halloween? – A cari-boo!
• What do you call a reindeer with three eyes? – A Reiiindeer.
• How did Santa’s reindeer look when they got three piece tailored suits? – Dashing.
• How do you get into Donner’s house? – Ring the deer bell!
• What do reindeer say before telling a joke? – This one will sleigh you!
• What kind of money do reindeer use? – Bucks!
• What do reindeer use to communicate? – The antlernet.
• Who won the race between Rudolph and Prancer? – Rudolph won by a nose.

• What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle? – It must have rained-here. (reindeer)
• What did the reindeer get when he crossed a bell with a skunk? – Jingle smells.
• What is brown, white, and red all over? – A sunburned reindeer.
• Who helps deliver Christmas gifts to New England? – Mainedeer.
• What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes? – A comedeer!
• What’s a reindeer’s favorite type of dance? – The prance, of course!
• What’s a reindeer’s favorite type of exercise? – Deer-obics!
• Why did the reindeer become a gardener? – He had a green antler!
• What do you call a reindeer who can’t make up its mind? – A deer-cisive!

Rudolph Jokes

Rudolph is so special he gets his own jokes!

• What street in France do reindeer live on? – Rue Dolph.
• Did Rudolph go to school? – No he was ‘elf’ taught.
• Who laughed and called Rudolph names? –  Olive, the other reindeer.
• What did Santa say when the reindeer were being sassy? – “Don’t be rude-olph!”
• Why was Santa so pleased with Rudolph guiding the sleigh? – Because it was a bright idea.
• Hey Rudolph, you light up my life.
• How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? – He looks at the calen-deer.
• Why didn’t Rudolph make honor roll in school this marking period? – Because he went down in History.
• Who’s the smartest member of Santa’s sleigh team? – Rudolph the red-nosed braindeer.

Reindeer Puns

Make it rein with holiday cheer with these reindeer puns.

• It does appear like reindeer. We should bring an umbrella. 
• What do reindeer say before telling a joke? – “This one will sleigh you!”
• They are so deer to her.
• Do I count as royalty if I reign deer?
• And then they lived happily ever Antler…
• I’ll be deer in spirit.
• I love the holiday season deerly.
• Merry Christ-moose!
• Make it rein with holiday cheer.
• Oh deer, Christmas is here.
• Watch me whip. Watch me sleigh, sleigh.
• Be a deer, and fetch me some hot cocoa

• The forecast this Christmas is cloudy with a chance of reindeer.
• Sleigh hair, don’t care
• I’ll be there in a Blitzen.
• A very merry Christmas to you and all those Deer to you.
• It would be a little Rudolph you not to like this pic.
• Let’s rein it in a bit.
• Oh deer! Pulling out all the stops this Christmas.
• Donner-ver forget where you came from.
• The kids were fawning over Santa.
• Having a Rud-awfully good time this Christmas!
• Another day. Another sleigh.

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