Reindeer Jokes and Reindeer Puns for Kids with printables

What’s Santa’s favorite animal? The reindeer, of course!

Here are some reindeer jokes and puns that will surely make your deer ones laugh.

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Reindeer Jokes

What do reindeer want for Christmas? – A Pony Sleigh Station.
Which of Santa’s reindeer has the cleanest antlers? – Comet.
What’s a reindeer’s favorite game? – Stable tennis
Where do reindeer like to stop for lunch? – Deery Queen.
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? – Go to a re-tail shop for a new one.
What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees? – Horn-aments.
Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? – No, they already have names.
Why were the reindeer so itchy? – They had antarc-ticks.
What do you call a reindeer at Halloween? – A cari-boo!
What do you call a reindeer with three eyes? – A Reiiindeer.
How did Santa’s reindeer look when they got 3 piece tailored suits? – Dashing.

What street in France do reindeer live on? – Rue Dolph.
Did Rudolph go to school? – No he was ‘elf’ taught.
Who laughed and called Rudolph names? – Olive, the other reindeer.
What did Santa say when the reindeer were being sassy? – “Don’t be rude-olph!”
Why was Santa so pleased with Rudolph guiding the sleigh? – Because it was a bright idea.

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