Who loves dogs? Who loves jokes? Who loves Christmas? Wouldn’t you know it, we figured out a way to combine all three! Below you’ll find a hilarious collection of holiday dog jokes and extra funny Christmas dog puns.
As if that wasn’t festive enough, when you finish here you can check out our Christmas Jokes, Christmas knock-knock jokes, Gingerbread Jokes, Christmas Puns, and Christmas Riddles.
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Christmas Dog Jokes
- What did the pupper wear Christmas caroling? – Christmas collars, of course!
- What do you call a litter of puppies born at the North Pole? – Santa’s little yelpers!
- What did Jack Frost train his puppy to do? – Nip at your nose!
- What did the Lhasa Apso say to Santa Claus? – I’ve been a furry good dog!
- Did anyone water the Christmas tree? – “I did!” exclaimed the dog.
- How do dog decorate for Christmas? – They deck the paws with bows of collie.
- What is a dog’s favorite Christmas song? – Fleas Navidad
Christmas Dog Puns
- On the fur-st day of Christmas…
- Chestnuts roasting by an open fire, Puppy nipping at your nose..
- Dachshund through the snow…
- May you have a very Hairy Christmas and a Yappy New Year!
- Santa Paws is comin’ to town…
- Christmas dog love is fur real.
- Have a bow-wowtiful Christmas!
- Here comes Santa-paws!
- “Bark! The herald angels sing.”
- May your days be snuggly and bright
Merry Christmas Dog Puns
- Merry Christmutts everyone!
- Have yourself a furry little Christmas!
- Ho, Ho, Ho. Merry Woofmas!
- We Shih Tzu a Merry Christmas!
- We woof you a Merry Christmas!
Holiday Dog Puns
- Yappy Holidays!
- Husky Holidays
- Happy Collie-days
- Happy Howl-days
Add your favorite Christmas Dog puns and jokes to the comments.
For more giggly fun, check out these books:
- Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
- Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
- Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
- National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
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