Christmas Dog Puns and Funny Holiday Dog Jokes

Who loves dogs? Who loves jokes? Who loves Christmas? Wouldn’t you know it, we figured out a way to combine all three!

Below you’ll find a hilarious collection of holiday dog jokes and extra funny Christmas dog puns. 

As if that wasn’t festive enough, when you finish here, you can check out our Christmas Jokes, Christmas knock-knock jokes, Gingerbread Jokes, and Christmas Riddles.

Christmas Dog Jokes        

Santa’s little yelpers would like to be included this holiday! These Christmas dog jokes are the perfect way to do just that.

• What did the pupper wear Christmas caroling? – Christmas collars, of course!
• What do you call a litter of puppies born at the North Pole? – Santa’s little yelpers!
• What did Jack Frost train his puppy to do? – Nip at your nose!
• What did the Lhasa Apso say to Santa Claus? – I’ve been a furry good dog!
• Did anyone water the Christmas tree? – “I did!” exclaimed the dog.
• How do dog decorate for Christmas? – They deck the paws with bows of collie.
• What is a dog’s favorite Christmas song? – Fleas Navidad
• What did the Christmas trees say to the yappy dog? – You’re barking up the wrong tree!
• What did the pupper say to the fruitcake? – Oh, Christmas treat, oh Christmas treat!
• Why did the doggo deserve an extra-special Christmas stocking? – It had been a ruff holiday season!
• What’s a Dog’s Favorite Christmas Decoration? – Rin-Tin-Tinsel

• What do you call a wet dog with a bell on his collar? – Jingle smells
• What happened to the dog that ate a Christmas tree? – He farted a cracker.
• What did the dog say after he opened his presents? – Thanks fur everything.
• What does a dog say when they hate Christmas? – Bah hum-pug!
• What do a Christmas tree and a dog have in common? – Bark.
• It’s raining cats and dogs, what do you do? Nothing, it is ok as long as it doesn’t reindeer.
• Why did the snowman turn yellow? – Ask that little dog over there.

Christmas Dog Puns

May you have a very Hairy Christmas and a Yappy New Year! I bet if you use these Christmas dog puns, you will!

• On the fur-st day of Christmas…
• Chestnuts roasting by an open fire, Puppy nipping at your nose..
• Dachshund through the snow…
• May you have a very Hairy Christmas and a Yappy New Year!
• Santa Paws is comin’ to town…
• Christmas dog love is fur real.
• Have a bow-wowtiful Christmas!
• Here comes Santa-paws!
• “Bark! The herald angels sing.”
• May your days be snuggly and bright
• The snuggle is real.

I’ve been a furry good dog!

• Winter Woof-derland
• The most woof-derful tail of the year
• Santa’s little yelper
• Up on the woof-top
• Pup on the housetop
• I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Paws
• There’s No Place Like Bone for the Howlidays
•  Oh Little Town of Bethlehound
• We know you’re excited for presents but no Snoopy-ing!
• Oh, Christmas tree or Christmas tree! How tasty are your branches

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• Rudolph the red-nosed retriever!
• I’m pup to my ears in gifts.
• I’m only wearing this for extra treats.
• Rockin-a-Hound the Christmas Tree
• O Come All Ye Fur-ry…
• There’ll be potty bells jingling and tin-tin-tinkling too.
• Let it Throw, Let it Throw, Let it Throw
• Bring us some puggy pudding

Merry Christmas Dog Puns

• Merry Christmutts everyone!
• Have yourself a furry little Christmas!
• Ho, Ho, Ho. Merry Woofmas!
• We Shih Tzu a Merry Christmas!
• We woof you a Merry Christmas!
• We ruff you a barky Christmas!
•  We Hope You Unleash All Kinds of Joy This Season!

• We Three King Charles Spaniels
• All I Want for Christmas Is Cockapoo
• Paw-mise me you’ll have a Merry Christmas!
• Chestnuts roasting by an open fire, puppy nipping at your nose
• Sending you pawsitive vibrations this Christmas!
• Fleas Naughty Dog!
• After such a Ruff Year, we wish you a won-dog-ful Christmas!

Holiday Dog Puns

• Yappy Holidays!
• Husky Holidays
• Happy Collie-days
• Happy Howl-days
• Feliz Navi-dane!
• Happy Paw-lidays! Season’s Treatings!
• Happy Chihuaolidays!
• Eat, Drink, and Be Hairy!
• Happy Howlidays
• Happy Holidogs

Happy Pawlidays!

• Furry Christmas
• Merry Woofmas
• Jingle Paws, Jingle Paws, Jingle all the way
• Christmas dog love is fur real.
• Sending you Pugs and kisses this holiday season.
• Have a wonder-fur Christmas & a Yappy New Year!
• Have a fetching holiday 

Print your Christmas Dog Puns and Jokes

Whether you’re heading to a Christmas dog party or looking for the perfect Christmas dog pun for your holiday card, print these out and carry them with you.

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For more giggly fun, check out these books:

• Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
• Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link