42 Gingerbread Jokes and Gingerbread Man Jokes PRINTABLE

Nothing says Christmas like gingerbread. Here are some gingerbread jokes the whole family can enjoy.

You’ll find gingerbread man jokes and gingerbread house jokes, too.

Funny Gingerbread Jokes

These gingerbread jokes are a great pick-me-up if you feel crumby.

Why do basketball players like gingerbread cookies? – Because they can dunk them.
What does gingerbread do after it’s done baking? – Loaf around.
What do you sing when gingerbread cookies are in the oven? – Jingle smells, jingle smells…
Why did the gingerbread fail the math test? – Because it couldn’t count on its candy decorations!
Why didn’t the computer programmer have any Gingerbread? – Because he deleted his cookies.

These gingerbread man jokes aren’t cookie cutter!

Why did the gingerbread boy stay home from school? – Because he felt crumby!
What does the gingerbread man sleep on? – Cookie sheets.
What did the gingerbread man say at his job interview? – I just really feel like I’m cut out for this position.
What type of glasses do gingerbread men wear? – Eye candy.
What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man? – Why don’t you try icing it?
Why did the gingerbread man decide to wear pants? – He thought he had crumby legs.
Why are there gingerbread men but not gingerbread women? – It’s the pastryarchy.
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs? – Candy canes.
What do you call someone who steals Gingerbread Men? – A crook-ie
How does a Gingerbread Man start his car? – With a cook-key.

Why did the gingerbread man join the army? – To become a tough cookie!
What do you call a gingerbread man who can’t keep a secret? – A ginger-‘blab’!
Why don’t gingerbread men make good secret agents? -They always ‘crumble’ under pressure!
Who was the most dangerous cookie? – The Ninjabread Man.
How do you catch a runaway gingerbread house? – With a cookie trap!

Gather up kids of all ages and laugh at these gingerbread house jokes while you decorate your gingerbread house.

Why did the gingerbread house go to the dentist? – He had gingervitis.
What’s the best thing to put into a gingerbread house? – Your teeth.
What did the baker say when his gingerbread house burned down? – That cost me a lot of dough.
Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house? – The property taxes were gastronomical.
When should a contractor come to your gingerbread house? – When it seems to be too crummy.
What do you call a scared gingerbread house? – A bashful cottage!
What did one gingerbread house say to the other? – “I’m sweet on you!”

Why don’t gingerbread houses ever have parties? – Because they’re afraid the guests will eat the walls!
What did the gingerbread house say when someone knocked on its door? – “Who’s there?”
Why did the gingerbread house go to the doctor? – It had too many icing injections!
What do you call a gingerbread house on the beach? – Sandy Claws’ vacation home!

You’re one smart cookie visiting our gingerbread puns!