Gingerbread Jokes for Kids

Nothing says Christmas like gingerbread. Here are some gingerbread jokes the whole family can enjoy.

You’ll find gingerbread man jokes and gingerbread house jokes, too. 

If you’re looking for some jokes to accompany your gingerbread jokes, we’ve got you covered: Christmas jokes for kids, Christmas knock-knock jokes, Reindeer Jokes and Puns, Santa Jokes, Elf Jokes, and Christmas Dog puns & jokes.

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Funny Gingerbread Jokes

These gingerbread jokes are a great pick-me-up if you feel crumby.

  • Why do basketball players like gingerbread cookies? – Because they can dunk them.
  • What does gingerbread do after it’s done baking? – Loaf around.
  • What do you sing when gingerbread cookies are in the oven? – Jingle smells, jingle smells…
  • Why did the gingerbread fail the math test? – Because it couldn’t count on its candy decorations!
  • Why didn’t the computer programmer have any Gingerbread? – Because he deleted his cookies.
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Funny Gingerbread Man Jokes

These gingerbread man jokes aren’t cookie cutter!

  • Why did the gingerbread boy stay home from school? – Because he felt crumby!
  • What does the gingerbread man sleep on? – Cookie sheets.
  • What did the gingerbread man say at his job interview? – I just really feel like I’m cut out for this position.
  • What type of glasses do gingerbread men wear? – Eye candy.
  • What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man? – Why don’t you try icing it?
  • Why did the gingerbread man decide to wear pants? – He thought he had crumby legs.
  • Why are there gingerbread men but not gingerbread women? – It’s the pastryarchy.
  • What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs? – Candy canes.
  • What do you call someone who steals Gingerbread Men? – A crook-ie
  • How does a Gingerbread Man start his car? – With a cook-key.

What is richer than a Gingerbread Man cookie? – A fortune cookie.

  • Why couldn’t the gingerbread man make it to the party? – He had gin-jury duty.
  • How do gingerbread men keep their jackets closed? – With ginger snaps.
  • How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg? – By icing it.
  • What do you call a gingerbread man who can swim? – A gingerbread manatee.
  • How does a gingerbread man keep his house cool? – With ginger-ale conditioning!
  • What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? – Limp biscuit (Limp Bizkit).
  • What do you call an unidentified gingerbread man? – John Dough.
  • What did the gingerbread man say to the flour? – I loaf you dough much.
  • What do you call a gingerbread man in a hospital? – A injured-bread man!
  • What’s a gingerbread man’s favorite band? -The Spice Girls!
  • Why did the gingerbread man join the army? – To become a tough cookie!
  • What do you call a gingerbread man who can’t keep a secret? – A ginger-‘blab’!
  • Why don’t gingerbread men make good secret agents? -They always ‘crumble’ under pressure!
  • Who was the most dangerous cookie? – The Ninjabread Man.
  • How do you catch a runaway gingerbread house? – With a cookie trap!
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Gingerbread House Jokes

Gather up kids of all ages and laugh at these gingerbread house jokes while you decorate your gingerbread house.

  • Why did the gingerbread house go to the dentist? – He had gingervitis.
  • What’s the best thing to put into a gingerbread house? – Your teeth.
  • What did the baker say when his gingerbread house burned down? – That cost me a lot of dough.
  • Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house? – The property taxes were gastronomical.
  • When should a contractor come to your gingerbread house? – When it seems to be too crummy.
  • What do you call a scared gingerbread house? A bashful cottage!
  • What did one gingerbread house say to the other? – “I’m sweet on you!”
  • Why don’t gingerbread houses ever have parties? – Because they’re afraid the guests will eat the walls!
  • What did the gingerbread house say when someone knocked on its door? – “Who’s there?”
  • Why did the gingerbread house go to the doctor? – It had too many icing injections!
  • What do you call a gingerbread house on the beach? –  Sandy Claws’ vacation home!

Gingerbread Puns

You’re one smart cookie visiting our gingerbread puns!

  • The gingerbread man with a degree is one smart cookie.
  • I wasn’t going to bake gingerbread today, but I made a snap judgment.
  • Did the gingerbread man bring his crumbbook?
  • He’s to biter days!
  • Gingerbready or not, here I come!
  • I better quit while I’m abread.
  • You hold the cook-key to my heart.
  • The gingerbread boy yelled to the school bus, I’m crumbing!
  • Munch ado about nothing.
  • Bite the way, I made these myself.

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