Gingerbread and Gingerbread man Jokes for Kids with printables

Nothing says Christmas like Gingerbread. Here are some gingerbread jokes the whole family can enjoy.

You’ll find gingerbread man jokes and gingerbread house jokes too.

Gingerbread Jokes

What kind of music do gingerbread people listen to? – Gingerbread house!
Why did the gingerbread boy stay home from school? – Because he felt crumby!
Why do basketball players like gingerbread cookies? – Because they can dunk them.
What does gingerbread do after it’s done baking? – Loaf around.
What do you sing when gingerbread cookies are in the oven? – Jingle smells, jingle smells…

What does the gingerbread man sleep on? – Cookie sheets.
What did the gingerbread man say at his job interview? – I just really feel like I’m cut out for this position.
What type of glasses do gingerbread men wear? – Eye candy.
What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man? – Why don’t you try icing it?
Why did the Gingerbread Man decide to wear pants? – He thought he had crumby legs.
Why are there gingerbread men but not gingerbread women? – It’s the pastryarchy.

Why did the Gingerbread house go to the dentist? – He had gingervitis.
What’s the best thing to put into a gingerbread house? – Your teeth.
What did the baker say when his gingerbread house burned down? – Dang that cost me a lot of dough.

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