133 Cooking Jokes and Cooking Puns for your Chef PRINTABLE

Let’s taco-bout what a good cooking joke and cooking pun can add to dinner time at your house. Jokes and puns have a way of bringing a little laughter, and laughter is great for connection.

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Cooking Jokes and Cooking Puns

Cooking Jokes

Get your sadness cured with these cooking jokes for kids and adults.

  • Why did the chef take some meat to the doctors? – To get it cured
  • What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? – Nacho cheese!
  • What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? – “Where’s popcorn?”
  • What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? – Sanka!
  • What do you call main courses that you eat in front of the TV? – On trays
  • What’s a pirate’s favorite food? – Brrrrr-gers!
  • Why do the French like to eat snails? – Because they don’t like fast food!
  • Who won the Asian cooking contest? – It was a Thai.

What is Pac-Man’s favorite cooking utensil? – A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

  • How do horses order their food? – A la cart
  • What do you call a cooking pot that doesn’t age? – A Peter Pan
  • How does a penguin make pancakes? – With its flippers!
  • What does a chef become while the food is cooking? – A waiter
  • What do you get when you put three ducks in a box? – A box of quackers.
  • What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about cooking? – A Few Good Menus.
  • Did you hear the joke about oatmeal? – It’s a lot of mush.
  • What is the chef’s favorite thing to do? – Cut the cheese.
  • Why did the chef have to stop cooking? – He ran out of Thyme.
  • Why did the chef quit? – They cut his celery.

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  • Why don’t skeletons like to cook? – They’re afraid they’ll bake a bone-cake!
  • Why did the pot get an award? – It was pot-tastic!
  • What do you call a pot that’s always late? – A slow cooker.
  • How do you compliment a well-behaved pot? – “You’re cooking up a storm!”
  • What’s a pot’s favorite type of music? – Rock and roll (the dough)!
  • Why did the pot become a teacher? – It wanted to pot-tify young minds.
  • What did the salt say to the pepper? – “I love you, but you’re too peppery for me.”
  • What do you get when you cross a chef with a mathlete? – A cook-a-culator!
  • Why did the chef use a ruler while cooking? – To make sure his measurements were on point.
Cooking Jokes and Cooking Puns
  • What did the chef say when they couldn’t find their spice rack? – This is a thyme-sensitive situation!
  • Why did the chef bring an umbrella to the kitchen? – In case of scattered showers, of course.
  • How do you make a soup extra spicy? – Add a touch of cayenneception.
  • What is a sous chefs favorite song? – Dice Dice Baby.
  • Why can’t chefs play baseball? – They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
  • What do chefs use to clean their countertops? – Counter-productive cleaners.
  • Which national holiday is also an online cooking assistant? – e-stir
  • What do you call a sleeping pizza? – A piZZZZa.
  • What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? – Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.

Why was the cooking joke not funny? – Because it didn’t pan out.

  • How does a cucumber become a pickle? – It goes through a jarring experience.
  • How do pots greet each other? – “We’re quite the hot pair!”
  • What’s the best food to eat before a workout? – Mussels.
  • What is a skeleton chef’s specialty? – Spare ribs.
  • What does a nosey pepper do? – Gets jalapeno business.
  • How do pots communicate? – They “clank” out messages to each other!
  • Why could the chef not cook a tree branch? – Because he used a non-stick pan.
  • Why did the cops take the flavor to prison? – Because it is a salt with a harmful weapon.
  • What’s a panda‘s favorite cooking utensil? – A pan…duh.
  • What did the chef say to the boiling water when he was cooking pasta? – Goodbye, you are going to be mist.

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  • Which country a foodie likes the most? – Veit-nom.
  • Which day of the week an egg likes the least? – Fry-day.
  • What’s a pot’s favorite dance? – The “casserole” shuffle.
  • Did you hear about the pot that won a contest? – It was quite “pot-ular.”
  • Why was the egg be remorseful for being an omelet? – Because the egg was not all it cracked up to be.
  • What’s a chef’s favorite type of music? – Salsa!
  • Why do chefs make great comedians? – They always cook up good jokes!
  • What’s a chef’s favorite type of car? – A souped-up vehicle!
  • How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house? – He came home from work with gnocchi.
  • Why do chefs love gardening? – They enjoy growing their own herbs!
  • What’s a chef’s favorite type of exercise? – Spatula yoga!
Cooking Jokes and Cooking Puns
  • Why do chefs love to travel? – They’re always in search of new culinary adventures!
  • What’s a chef’s favorite type of weather? – A little chili!
  • Which TV show a foodie likes the most? – Breaking Bread.
  • Why couldn’t the baker come in to work? – He just wasn’t in the right bread-space.
  • What did the sushi say to the bumblebee? – Wasabi.
  • What did the dinner roll say to the cream cheese? – You butter back off, pal!
  • What are chefs always trying the win? – The Hunger Games.
  • What did the chef say to the skeleton? – Bone Apetit.
  • What is the best paying job in the world? – I don’t know, but pizza chefs sure make a lot of dough.

Cooking Puns

It’s always a good thyme for a cooking pun to add a dash of humor!

  • I asked my baker friend if she had any good bread puns. She said, “I have a loaf.”
  • A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  • I’m on a roll in the kitchen. It’s my bread and butter.
  • Let’s taco ’bout how amazing my cooking skills are.
  • I donut mess around in the kitchen.
  • My kitchen is where the magic happens. Prepare to be amazed.
  • I’m feeling grate in the kitchen today.
  • Life is batter with a little baking in the kitchen.
  • I’m on a whisk-taking adventure in the kitchen.
  • Spice up your life with some culinary creativity in the kitchen.

I’m a saucy chef with a dash of humor.

  • I’m cooking up a storm in the kitchen. It’s a whirlwind of flavors.
  • I’m trying to quit cooking, but I just can’t seem to kick the habit.
  • My cooking is so bad, even the smoke alarm cheers me on.
  • I tried to make a beef stew, but it turned out a little stew-pid.
  • I had to take a break from cooking…I was feeling baked.
  • Prepare to be amazed by my egg-cellent cooking skills.
  • Life is short. Eat dessert first, especially if it’s homemade from my kitchen.
  • I’m a master of spices. I can make any dish pepper-fect.
  • Let’s mix things up and stir up some fun in the kitchen.
  • I’m flipping out over my pancake skills. It’s batter than ever.

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  • I’m a whisk taker in the kitchen. No recipe is too challenging for me.
  • I’m the cream of the crop when it comes to culinary creativity.
  • I started cooking spaghetti. Just to pasta time.
  • Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen? A fish got battered.
  • I’m all about that baste, ’bout that baste, no trouble.
  • I knead you to know that I’m a dough-mestic goddess in the kitchen.
  • I’m a kitchen ninja, slicing and dicing with precision.
  • I’m a food pun-derful chef, always serving up laughs and tasty treats.
  • I’m a whisk-taker, taking culinary risks and creating masterpieces.
  • I’m a kitchen superhero, saving taste buds one dish at a time.
Cooking Jokes and Cooking Puns
  • I’m sizzling with culinary passion, grilling up perfection.
  • I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
  • My wife asked for some peace and quiet while cooking dinner. so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
  • Did you hear about the pasta and its cooking water? Their relationship was strained.
  • I told a pot joke, but it didn’t “boil” down to much.
  • A watched pot never boils, but it sure does get steamed!
  • I knead to get baking before I loaf around.

It’s a whisk worth taking in the kitchen.

  • Donut worry, be happy and bake on!
  • I’m just here to stir up some trouble in the kitchen.
  • Let’s taco ’bout some egg-cellent cooking skills!
  • Chickpeas like to upstage everyone. They always respond with “bean there, done that.”
  • You’re bacon me crazy with these food puns!
  • It’s a whisk worth taking in the kitchen.
  • Let’s taco ’bout how to sauté away your problems.
  • Life is short, eat the cake first!
  • Don’t go baking my heart with all these puns.
  • Let’s raisin the bar on our cooking game!

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  • I’m feeling grate in the kitchen today.
  • Let’s turnip the heat and get this party started!
  • These puns are truly egg-ceptional!
  • The steaks are high when grilling in the kitchen.
  • I’m a seasoned chef, always adding a sprinkle of love.
  • Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef? He kneaded the dough
  • Baking paper is something I forgot to buy. Looks like my cooking will be foiled again.

Make sure you don’t leave alphabet soup cooking on the stove unattended. It could spell disaster.

  • Frying high as a kite in the culinary sky.
  • Whipping up a storm in the kitchen, I’m a whisk taker.
  • My skills are butter than yours in the kitchen.
  • I’m grape in the kitchen, always raisin the bar.
  • I’m soy into cooking, it’s miso much fun.
  • My dad really loves puns, he’s always seasoning his jokes with a little bit of garlic.
  • I heard the vegetable orchestra was a real hit – they really know how to turnip the beet!
  • These cooking puns are truly a recipe for success.
  • These cooking puns are really heating things up.

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