87 Bread Puns and Bread Jokes to Rise a Laugh PRINTABLE

Jokes have a great way of connecting us. It almost seems like the sillier the pun, the more laughs it gets. These bread puns and bread jokes are my jam, and I hope they’ll be yours, too!

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Bread Puns

This collection of bread puns is just wheat you need to get a butter day rising.

• I loaf you.
• I don’t want naan of that.
• It is wheat it is.
• I heard the baker up the road had a loaf-changing experience.
• Here’s a toast to butter days.
• Don’t grain on my parade.
• You’re the apple of my rye.
• Wheat be cute together.
• Rye don’t you bake me on a date?
• I’m gluten love with you!

Rise to the occasion. Get a bread start!

• My loaf for you is rising.
• Let’s tie the bread knot already!
• Will you be my com-PAN-ion?
• A bread baker’s factory burned down. Now, her business is toast.
• Work your buns off because you knead the dough!
• Don’t let them pitas against each other.
• Sausage bread will stick by your side for batter or for wurst.
• Rye-se and shine.
• Bready or not, here I crumb!
• Don’t go baking my heart.
• Re-pita story one more time.

• We’re on a knead to know basis. 
• All you knead is loaf.
• I’d tell you a joke about butter on bread, but you might spread it around.
• I could mop the flour with you in a bread pun battle.
• ‘Cause I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough. What am I doughing here? I donut belong here.
• Bae-goals!
• You’re looking like a stud muffin today!
• You’re my butter half.
• Don’t go baking my heart.
• You’re the yeast I could do.

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• I’m rolling with the dough punches.
• Let’s rise to the occasion!
• I’m not lion, this bread is mane-ificent!
• Baguette out of my way!
• You’re no bun!
• Stop loafing around!

This is my jam!

• It was a hy-bread.
• I’m rolling in the dough.
• Let’s get toasty.
• I went there yeast-erday.
• Wheat make great friends!
• Let’s breadstick together.
• At yeast we have each other.
• Crust me, I got this.

Bread Jokes

Butter up your kids with some bread jokes, straight out of the oven.

• What do elves use to make sandwiches? – Short-bread.
• How do you get a raise at the bread factory? – Butter up your boss.
• What’s a mermaid’s favorite meal? – A sand-wich.
• What did the bread say when he returned from his vacation? – “Home, wheat home.”
• What did the loaf of bread say during a breakup? – You deserve butter.
• What are the tell-tale signs of a radical baker? – They’re always going against the grain. 
• What did one piece of bread say to the other?  – I loaf you. 
• What did the bread say to the oven? – It’s getting toasty in here!
• How does bread make you fall in love? – It gives you loads of flours. 
• Why did the baker give a bad review to the hotel? – The hotel was infested with bread bugs.

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• Who was that handsome star in the Hollywood baking movie? – Bread Pitt
• What do you say to toast that’s fallen on the floor? – “Butter luck next time.”
• Where do loaves of bread go to send post to each other? – The toast office.
• What did the bread say while playing hide and seek? – “Bready or not, here I come!”
• What happens when a baguette forgets his umbrella? – He gets soaking wheat all over.
• Why does bread hate summer weather? – Because summer heat can get too toasty.
• Why are bread jokes funny? – Because they never get mold.
• Why was the bread maker so grumpy? – She woke up on the wrong side of the bread.

• Why did the bread maker take a second job? – She wanted to make some extra dough.
• What’s the true identity of Greek Spider-Man? – Pita Parker.
• When is a loaf of bread like a golf ball? – When it has been sliced.
• What do you call a roll that loses weight? – Flat bread.
• What did the slice of bread say to the person giving him too much flattery? – Stop buttering me up!
• What does the bread sing when it is learning the musical scales? – Dough, Re, Mi, Fa…
• Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend? – The relationship was crumbling.
• What did mama bread say to her kids? – It’s way past your breadtime!
• Why does bread hate Southern summers? – The weather is too toasty.
• What do you call a curious piece of toast? – Wonder Bread.

How does the bread court his sweetheart? – With lots of flours.

• What did the toast say to the psychic? – You bread my mind!
• What did one slice of bread say to another after a long day? – Don’t worry—tomorrow will be butter.
• What does a loaf of bread say to a friend after doing them a favor? – “It’s the yeast I can do.”
• Why are bread jokes funny forever? – They never get stale.
• What do you call 52 slices of bread? – A deck of carbs.
• What are the best shoes to wear while eating bread? – Loafers.
• What happened after the baker set a new record for baking the most loaves? – He became the breadwinner.
• What series was the dinner roll binge-watching? – Breaking Bread.
• Why did vampires leave the restaurant? – Someone ordered garlic bread.
• Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend? – The relationship was crumbling.
• What is a baker’s favorite time of year? – Yeaster.