Preparing for your next cheese and cracker party? Or maybe you just love little cheesy humor? This cheese joke collection (including cheese puns) will brie just what you’re looking for!
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Funny Jokes about Cheese
- What do you call a giant monster made of cheese? – Gorgonzilla.
- What did the teenage cheese yell at its parents? – Leave me provolone!
- What do you say to someone who is trying to steal your cheese? – This is nacho cheese!
- Which cheese is the smartest? – Cheese Whiz.
- Which cheese is made backward? – Edam
- Which cheese does the pope like most? – Swiss cheese, it’s holey.
- How can you make a mouse smile? – Say cheese!
- What cheese can you use to clean your teeth? – Dental Schloss.
- What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke? – There was a meltdown!
- Why did the cheddar cheese decide to go to the gym? – To get shredded.
Brie Jokes
- What kind of music does cheese listen to? – R’n’brie.
- What kind of weather is extra cheesy? – Partly cloudy with a light bries.
- What did one cheese say to cheer the other up? – You’re a gouda friend, it’s gonna brie ok.
- What’s the cheesiest channel on TV? – Brie-Brie C.
- What’s the cheesiest line in Shakespeare? – “To brie, or not to brie, that is the question!”
Mac and Cheese Jokes
- Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? – I would tell you but it’s dangerously cheesy.
- What do you call pasta with a cold? – Macaroni and sneeze
- What do you call a fake macaroni? – An impasta.
- What did Lara eat for dinner? – Croft Macaroni and Cheese.
- When should you go on a macaroni and cheese diet? – If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
Gouda Jokes
- What did the detective say to the suspected cheese thief? – “I believe you’ve been up to no gouda.”
- What did the cheese say to its rival? – “You’re gouda, but I’m feta.”
- What did the cheese say to her friend after a makeover? – “You’re looking gouda!”
- Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? – Never mind, it’s not that gouda.
- Why did the cheese get promoted? – He did a really gouda job at work.
Cheese Puns
- This might sound cheesy, but I think you are really grate.
- Relax. Just take it cheesy.
- Got to brie-live in magic.
- I’m grateful for your presence.
- I swiss you the best.
Brie Puns
- You brie long with me.
- Please brie mine.
- You will always brie a part of me.
- Wait for me. I’ll brie back.
- I beg to disabrie.
Mac and Cheese Puns
- I once told a joke about macaroni. It was pretty cheesy.
- Me to my mac and cheese: I am so glad I fondu you.
- This may be cheesy, but I think mac and cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner is really grate.
- Me to my spicy mac and cheese bowl: Just in queso you didn’t know, I really love you.
- It’s impastable not to love macaroni and cheese
Gouda Puns
- It’s really gouda to have you here.
- It’s a gouda sign.
- Talk to you later. I gouda go.
- Gouda luck on your studies!
- Life’s so gouda.
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For more giggly fun, check out these books:
- Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
- Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
- Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
- National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
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