31 Funny Banana Jokes and Banana Puns to Serve with Your Banana Split

You know we could not have created a collection of banana jokes without including the most popular banana joke of all time!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Now read on, to see if you can find a new favorite banana joke.

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Funny Banana Jokes for Kids

  • What do bananas say when they answer the phone? – Yellow.
  • Why was the plantain sent to the principal’s office? – It went bananas during class.
  • Why couldn’t the banana yell high? – It could only yellow.
  • Why did the monkey like the banana? – Because it had appeal.
  • Which former politician loves bananas? – Al Gore-illa.
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  • What kind of a key opens a banana? – A monkey.
  • Why was the banana so upset? – Someone mistook him for a plantain!
  • How did the unripe banana feel about the ripe banana? – It was green with envy.
  • Why did the banana fail it’s driving test? – It peeled out.
  • How do bananas travel? – In a yellow submarine.
  • Where do bananas buy their clothes? – Banana Republic.
  • What fruit do sheep like the most? – Baaaaa-nanas.
  • What do you do if you see a blue banana? – Try to cheer it up.
  • What do fruit use to buy things? – Banana bread.
  • If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? – Slippers.

Funny Banana Puns

  • You need to be extra nice to bananas, you know why? You don’t want to hurt their peelings.
  • They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Apparently, they’re long enough already.
  • These banana puns make me peel ill.
  • A friend told me that all apples were yellow. I was like, “That’s bananas.”
  • I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana. Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
  • She is the ripe one for you.
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Banana Knock Knock Jokes

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split so ice creamed.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana Who? Banana Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana messages for me?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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Banana Split Jokes

  • Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon? – Because she had split ends.
  • What is the easiest way to make a banana split? – Cut it in half.
  • Why did they cancel the ice cream social? – The banana split with the ice cream.
  • What did the banana do when he saw a monkey? – It split.
  • Where do bananas go to learn? – Sundae school.

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