Ice Cream Puns, Ice Cream Jokes, Ice Cream Riddles

I’m skipping the story and getting straight to the pint! We love jokes around here.

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Ice Cream Puns

I scream, you scream we call scream for more ice cream puns!

• I’m cone-fident that ice cream is the sweetest treat.
• I’m never board when I have ice cream on a waffle cone.
• I wrote my dessert-ation on ice cream puns.
• Some ice cream puns are rich, others are nutty, but all of them are sweet.
• I’m skipping dinner and getting straight to the pint.
• Having my own ice cream shop is a real cream come true.
• Did you hear about the ice cream bandit? He’s one smooth cream-inal.
• My relationship with ice cream is unhealthy because it’s so cold.
• I’ve already had one ice cream today, so this is my secondairy.
• Today’s forecast sunny with a chance of sprinkles.
• Just another manic sundae

Go shawty it’s your sherbet day

• I’ve got the inside scoop
• I love you un-cone-conditionally
• Do I love ice cream? You sherbet I do!
• Who needs ‘Game of Thrones’ when you could have Game of Cones?
• You’re the Rocky to my Road – together, we’re unstoppable!
• Ice cream is like a good friend – it’s always there when you need it.
• You’re the swirl to my world.
• I’m dairy excited for some ice cream!
• Ice cream is always a waffle lot of fun!
• I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream, berry much!

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• Life is better with sprinkles on top and ice cream in hand.
• I was able to explain taxes to my kids by eating 38 percent of their ice cream.
• A balanced diet is an ice cream in each hand.
• Hurry! The dessert parade is starting, and I don’t want to miss the ice cream float.
• I’ve got a PhD in scoopsology.
• I love all types of ice cream. I don’t play flavorites.
• Mint ice cream must be good at poker because it has so many chips.
• A deer’s favorite ice cream flavor is cookie doe.
• Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor is vein-illa.
• And an electrician’s favorite flavor is shock-o-late.
• If you’re feeling down, eating ice cream will help rum raisin your spirits.
• The ice cream truck blew a tire driving down the rocky road.

• I’m insecure about my favorite ice cream flavor. Call it my Neapolitan Complex.
• I like ice cream strawberry much.
• Hey ice cream, wanna spoon?
• Anything is popsicle
• Get here as soon as popsicle
• Snap, crackle, pop-sicle
• Things are about to pop-sicle off
• My ice cream and I have a rocky relationship – rocky road, to be precise.
• Cone-gratulations
• I don’t cone-done that behavior
• Game of Cones is the best show ever.

Hope your birthday is gelato fun.

• I would buy all the ice cream in the world if I won the gelato-ry (lottery)
• All in one fell scoop.
• Learn to share and stop Häagen-da’ ice cream.
• I’m losing cone-trol.
• A day without ice cream is practically un-cone-stitutional.”
• I’m not playing flavors; I love all ice cream equally!
• Don’t dessert me now, there’s ice cream to be eaten!
• Watch out for the brain freeze; it’s a real ice-scream!
• Life’s full of tough choices, like cone or cup… but always ice cream.
• I cone’t believe how much I love ice cream!

Ice Cream Jokes

These ice cream jokes are both sweet and sticky! Enjoy.

• Why did the ice cream go to therapy? – Because it had too many sprinkles of anxiety!
• What do you call an ice cream that tells jokes? – A pun-dae!
• What’s an ice cream’s favorite type of movie? – A sundae matinee!
• Why did the ice cream truck break down? – It had too many popsicles!
• How does an ice cream greet people? – It says, “Cone-ratulations!”
• What do you get when you cross an ice cream with a psychic? – A sorbet that knows your future cravings!
• What did one scoop of ice cream say to the other scoop? – “You’re my sher-bae!”
• How do you catch an ice cream thief? – You cone-fiscate their dessert!
• Why did the ice cream go to school? – To get a little “scoop-education”!
• What’s an ice cream’s favorite game show? – “Who Wants to Be a Chill-ionaire?”

How do you make a milkshake laugh? – Tell it a butter joke!

• What do you call an ice cream that can sing? – A “melody of deliciousness”!
• Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes? – Sundae School.
• Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party? – It’s cool.
• Why are popsicles so snobby? – They have a stick up their butt.
• Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream? – Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional!
• What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream? – Spoon!
• Why did the ice cream van break down? – Because there was a rocky road!
• Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella? – In case there’s a chance of sprinkles.
• What does an ice cream lawyer say? – You got served!
• Why is ice cream so bad at tennis? – They have a soft serve.

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• Why do you never meet a workaholic ice cream? – They’ve always known how to chill out.
• Why did the newspaper journalist interview the ice cream? – She was looking for the scoop.
• What kind of ice cream goes in a birdbath? – Bask’n Robins
• How is ice cream as a boyfriend? – The sweetest.
• What is ice cream’s favorite breed of dog? – Dashchundae.
• Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison? – They got their just desserts.
• What does the ice-cream call her girlfriend? – Her one and cone-ly.
• You know what they say about ice cream parents? – They always have flavorites.
• What’s Mikey Mouse’s favorite treat? – Mice cream!
• What football team loves ice cream? – Aston Vanilla!

• Why did the ice cream cone get sick? – He spent too much time in the freezer!
• What did the ice cream say to his partner on valentines day? – You make me melt!
• Why does the ice cream always get out of trouble? – He’s too sweet!
• What does no one want to eat and smells fishy? – A sardine ice cream!
• How did Reese eat her ice cream? – Witherspoon.
• What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor? – Veinilla.
• What ice cream is always drunk? – Rum and raisin!
• What do you get when you cross and ice-cream, dog and a cow? – Milk-shake
• Why did no one take the pistachio ice cream so seriously? – He was nutty!
• What flavor of ice cream is always on the go? – Mango!

What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor? – Shock a lot.

• Why does the ice cream man go so slow? – Because he’s a sundae driver!
• Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?” – “Sure, Bert.”
• What did the popsicle say to his daughter? – Stick with me, kid!
• What is a horse’s favorite flavor of ice cream? – Strawberry!
• Why was the ice cream cone misunderstood? – She was always waffling!
• What is a monkey’s favorite flavor of ice cream? – Banana!
• What did the dentist say to the ice cream? – You’re way too sweet!
• How do you defeat an ice cream in a fight? – Break their cone!
• What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream? – Spoon!
• What did the commentator say when Ice Cream FC scored? – What a scoop!

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• How do you make a banana split? – Cut it in half
• What do you call people who like to eat Rocky Road ice cream all year long? – Cocoa-Nuts
• What is Chewbacca’s favorite ice cream? – Wookie-dough ice cream
• What is it called when you find a freezer with no Moose Tracks Ice Cream in it? – A Moose-take
• What flavor of ice cream is never on time? – Choco-Late
• What flavor of ice cream is a sheep’s favorite? – Baaaaaterscotch 
• How do you make a baby float? – Put two scoops of ice cream on them
• How is melted ice cream like music? – If you don’t C Sharp, you’ll B flat!
• How do you make a blueberry shake? – You tell it a scary story
• What can you make from an Alaskan cow? – Frozen yogurt

Ice Cream Riddles

Use a little brain freeze power on these ice cream riddles.

• I come in many flavors, a delight to all your senses, but leave me out too long, I’ll disappear, no pretenses. What am I? Answer: Ice Cream
• In a bowl you use a spoon, on a cone you give a lick. This frozen dairy dessert many flavors you can pick. Answer: Ice Cream
• I am something that’s frozen but which you would choose to lick. I’m sometimes sold from a truck which when moving plays music. Answer: Ice Cream
• In bowls or on cones, my colors are a sight, from chocolate to strawberry, I make your day bright. What am I? Answer: Ice Cream Scoop
• I’m not a star, but I twinkle in the light, sweet, cold, and creamy, I’m a summer night’s delight. What am I? Answer: Ice Cream Sundae
• I twist and I turn, in a dance so fine, chocolate and vanilla, in a twist combine. What am I? Answer: Swirl Ice Cream Cone

• There are 12 ice cream cones in a freezer, you take away 5. How many do you have left? Answer: 5 because you take away 5. The other 7 aren’t yours. 
• I travel in trucks, playing a melodious tune, bringing joy to your street, every afternoon. What am I? Answer: Ice Cream Truck
• I hide beneath the scoops, a little surprise; drizzle me with sauce for a treat before your eyes. What am I? Answer: Sundae
• I’m small and round, a frozen treat, pour me in a bowl, enjoy the sweet beat. What am I? Answer: Ice Cream Sprinkles
• I’m often a tower, yet I hold no royalty. Fill me with scoops for a handheld treat, you see. What am I? Answer: Cone
• Italian by design, rich and less air. I’m a smoother kind of cold, eaten with flair. What am I? Answer: Gelato
• Crafted with care, flavors galore, I’m a gourmet delight, you’ll always want more. What am I? Answer: Artisanal Ice Cream
• Three colors side by side, I’m quite the stripe. I can offer a trio of tastes in every type. What am I? Answer: Neapolitan
• In this cold place, I rest and bide; here I will stay until I’m outside. What am I? Answer: Freezer