70 Funny Chocolate Puns and Chocolate Jokes PRINTABLE

These chocolate puns and chocolate jokes will make you do more than just snicker. They’re the Kit-Kat’s meow. You will like them a choco-LOT!

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Chocolate Puns

Are you looking for what to write when gifting chocolate or the perfect greeting for a chocolate-loving friend? These chocolate puns are perfect!

• I saw a joke about chocolate bars, but it wasn’t that funny. So, I just snickered.
• I heard a rumor that chocolates have therapeutic powers. They can heal temper tantrums and break sadness!
• In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
• Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
• I can’t Reese’st you!
• This will definitely come in candy.
• You make me melt.
• Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.

I like you a choco-lot.

• I didn’t know if I should tell her or not, but I decided it was the candy-coated thing to do.
• This job is a dark chocolate, and it’s really weighing me down.
• I always “choco-lit” up when I see you.
• He’s a “sweet talker,” but it’s all just “chocolate-coated” lies.
• I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve.
• Chocolate is my greatest weakness, but I don’t think I can break it apart.
• You are the Kit Kat’s meow.
• I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
• I like the way you Rolo.
• The conspiracy theories convention was a lot like a box of chocolate. It was all full of nuts.

• The person who handled customer transactions at Chocolate Bank quit his job. So the bank hired a Nutella.
• An ant suddenly fell into a tub full of chocolate. It’s now known as the decad-ant.
• He’s always been the “caramel” of my eye.
• I like my coffee, like my chocolate, “dark and rich.”
• She’s a “truffle-shuffle” kind of girl.
• I’m “nuts” about chocolate.
• Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’ll get, but I hope it’s not the one with nuts because I’m allergic.
• People keep accusing me of stealing their Kit Kat. Give me a break.
• Did you hear about the chocolate factory? They had a meltdown; it was a hot mess.

Airports only sell plane chocolate.

• Crocodiles love to drink hot croco-late.
• Every time I commit to not eating chocolate, the bar looks at me and Snickers.
• For their dessert, most French cats like the chocolate mousse.
• Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.
• The chocolate bar went to therapy because it had some serious ’emotio-nut’ issues.
• The chocolate parents were going through a Sour Patch. But they made it through.
• Everyone was looking at the chocolate at school. It was doing some awesome Flipz.
• The little chocolate Reese-ently told her parents much she appreciates them.
• When a chocolate bar goes to the desert, it becomes hot chocolate.
• I’m in a bit of a crunch writing this pun!

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Chocolate Jokes

These chocolate jokes are perfect for kids and adults alike. You’ll find the printable chocolate jokes and chocolate puns at the bottom of this page. They work great for a class party or snacktime afterschool.

• What kind of candy is never on time? – Chocolate.
• What do you get when you cross a red racing car, nuts, and chocolate? – A Ferrari Rocher!
• Which is a chocoholics’ favorite kind of party? – One that’s choco-lit!
• What is a monkey’s favorite cookie? – Chocolate chimp.
• What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate? – A Mars bar.
• What’s the best part of Valentine’s Day? – The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

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• How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate? – Turn off the lights.
• What is suns favorite chocolate bar? – A milky way.
• What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair? – Chocolate chip wookiee.
• What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? – A Kitty Kat bar.
• What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? – Almond Joy To The World.
• Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? – Because it lost its filling!

• Why did the farmer buy a brown cow? – He wanted chocolate milk.
• Why did the chocolate bar cry over his milk glass? – Because it was his bitter half.
• What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat? – Chocolate mousse
• What fruit loves chocolate? – A cocoa nut.
• What do you call female chocolate? – Hershey.
• What kind of bar is kid-friendly? – A chocolate bar.
• What do you call a mummy dipped in chocolate? – Pharaoh Roche.
• What do you call a cow with a stutter that makes chocolate milk? – Cacao.

What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate? – S’morse Code.

• What kind of chocolate does the dryer like? – Lindt Chocolate.
• What is Lightning McQueen’s favorite chocolate snack? – Cacao.
• Why did the M&M go to University? -Because he wanted to be a Smartie.
• What’s a chocolate’s favorite day of the week? – Sundae.
• What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? – A Kitty Kat bar.
• Which chocolate is in the Baseball Hall of Fame? – Babe Ruth.
• Why did the candy bar cross the road? – Because he was choco-late for the bus.
• What’s a sheeps favorite treat? – A chocolate baa.
• What kind of candy makes fun of you? – Tootsie Trolls.
• Why was the chocolate cake such a bad friend? – He kept desserting people.

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Print your Chocolate Puns and Chocolate Jokes

Printable jokes for kids are great to have on hand. You can use these chocolate puns and jokes to hand out to trick-or-treaters for Halloween, or along with your homemade Valentine’s for the class party.

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