78 Coffee Puns, Coffee Jokes, and Coffee Riddles PRINTABLE

Espresso your love for a good laugh with these coffee puns and coffee jokes.

Then brew up a perfect blend of fun and thought with some coffee riddles.

You might also like our collection of knock-knock jokes and clever riddles with answers.

Coffee Puns, coffee Jokes and coffee Riddles

Coffee Puns

I’ve bean busy collecting coffee puns just for you!

  • Hey girl, how you bean?
  • We make the perfect blend.
  • Rise and grind!
  • Don’t worry, be frappe-y.
  • I’m no programmer, but I’m fluent in Java!
  • What a tall order! 
  • I’ve bean busy. 
  • Java nice day! 
  • I’ll do it by whatever beans necessary. 
  • This is cool beans. 

Quit making fun, I’m tired of being roasted! 

  • Words cannot espresso what you bean to me.
  • I hope your coffee is as strong as your determination! 
  • Sorry, affogato your name. 
  • Have a brew-tiful day! 
  • Listen, I need to venti. 
  • I’m so sick, I’ve been coffee and sneezing! 
  • You’re un-frapp-ing believable! 
  • This is how we brew it. 
  • Tall, dark and handsome: the perfect cup of coffee. 
Coffee Puns, coffee Jokes and coffee Riddles
  • Perk up and let your inner strength brew! 
  • There’s trouble brewing. 
  • Better latte than never! 
  • Sip happens. 
  • My favorite colors are red, white and brew! 
  • Don’t mocha me laugh! 
  • It’s raining and pour-overing. 
  • Thank you for bean a friend! 
  • My love of coffee is beanormous!
  • Espresso your creativity!

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  • To bean or not to bean?
  • What have you bean up to?
  • Cold brew help me with this?
  • Hands up! You’re under a-roast.
  • Are you a comedian? You sure do have a latte jokes! 
  • I don’t give a frappe! 
  • Everything I brew, I brew for you. 
  • I need a cup of coffee before I can espresso my feelings.
  • We’re the perfect blend. 
  • I’ve bean thinking about you a latte. 

Coffee Jokes

Rise and grind with some flavorful coffee jokes.

  • Why did Mr. Coffee call the police? – Because he was mugged!
  • What do you call a sad cup of coffee? – A depresso.
  • What should a father say to his daughter every day? – You’re brewtiful. 
  • What does a barista do in the morning? – Rise and grind!
  • Why did the coffee go to therapy? – It had bean struggling with its grounds. 

What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym? – The French press.

  • What did the director say at the end of the coffee commercial? – That’s a frappe!
  • You spilled your entire cup of coffee? – What’s sumatra with you?
  • Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? – Because he was pressed for time.
  • Why did the coffee get promoted at work? – It had a latte of brewing potential!
  • What’s the opposite of coffee? – Sneezy.
  • What’s a coffee’s favorite spell? – Espresso Patronum!
  • What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee? – A mugging!
  • What do you call a baby cow? – Decaf. 
  • How are coffee beans like teenagers? – Both are always getting grounded.
Coffee Puns, coffee Jokes and coffee Riddles
  • How is divorce like an Espresso? – It’s expensive and bitter.
  • What do gossiping pots do? – Spill the beans.
  • Why would Italians create exceptionally great coffee? – Because they are capable of creating their own espresso.
  • What did the coffee say to their date? – Hey there, hot stuff!
  • What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? – We’re meant to bean together!
  • How does a tech guy drink coffee? – He installs Java.
  • How does coffee talk to its therapist? – It spills the beans.
  • Why did the barista get fired? – They kept showing up to work in a tea-shirt.
  • What did the coffee say about its late assignment? – Better latte than never!
  • What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you’ve been there before? – Déja-brew.

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  • Why are all baristas good at solving mysteries? – Because they know how to find the grounds.
  • Why did the coffee shop close for the day? – Because a storm was brewing.
  • How does a coffee tree greet people? – With a latte enthusiasm!
  • Where do birds go for a cup of joe? – To the NESTcafe.

Coffee Riddles

Riddles are a great way to add a little laugh to puzzling out a question. These coffee riddles will be just that for you!

  • I push people through their days. The late hours do excite me. I frequently spiral out of control quickly. So who am I? – Coffee
  • I’m a dark little bean when I start, ground and brewed, I become art. Sip me slow or drink me fast, I’m the hero that wakes you last. – Coffee
  • Some people find me to be bold, while others find me mild, hot, or cold. What am I? – Coffee
  • I rise with warmth, a ghost in the air, carrying whispers of tropical flair. In every kitchen, I dance with grace, A steamy wisp with a hidden face. – Coffee Aroma.
  • In my cup, there lies a swirl, of minutes and hours in a whirl. Morning, noon, or night. I keep the moments tight. – Coffee Break.
  • Hold me close, feel the heat, without a flame, I’m your treat. In hands cold or hearts meek, I bring warmth that words can’t speak. – A Cup of Coffee.
  • I do have a national day where I’m handed out for free since Mondays might be depressing, which is why you require me. Who am I, then? – Coffee
  • From a plant to a cup, I travel far, over mountains and under stars. Roasted, ground, then brewed to sip, I’m a world-traveling fellowship. – Coffee Bean.
Coffee Puns, coffee Jokes and coffee Riddles

Printable Coffee Puns, Coffee Jokes, and Coffee Riddles

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One Comment

  1. wow. I just love your collection of puns especially “I’m no programmer, but I’m fluent in Java!” is my favorite. So refreshing!
    Have a brew-tiful day!

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