73 Fun Fruit Puns, Fruit Jokes, Fruit Riddles PRINTABLE

Whether you are cutting into a juicy watermelon in the summertime or tasting an assortment of crispy apples in the fall, these fruit puns will be the perfect addition.

We also have a few lunch jokes to accompany these fruit jokes and fruit riddles.

You’ll find a printable at the bottom of this post, a great way to ensure a giggle at your next snack table.

Fruit Jokes That Will Get a Laugh

Once you’ve taken a bite out of these fruit jokes, check out our cheese jokes.

• What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? – Neck-tarines!
• What do you say when you get nothing but bananas for your birthday? – Thanks a bunch.
• What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? – “You’re one in a melon!”
• Why did the zombie go fruit-picking? – It wanted to get berried.
• Which fruits love beverages the most? – Strawberries!
• What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? – A tooty fruity.
• What did the celebrity fruit do? – It made an ap-pear-ance!
• Why was the watermelon considered suspicious? – Because it was a seedy fellow.
• What do you call a bunch of strawberries playing instruments together? – A jam session!
• Which fruit always feels sad? – A blue-berry!

Why are watermelons the saddest fruit? – They’re melon-choly!

• What do you give a sick lemon? – Lemon-Aid!
• What did the grape say when it got stepped on? – Nothing, it just wined.
• Which academic subject is the most fruitful? – History, considering that it is filled with dates.
• Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 blackberries? – Because that would be a pie.
• Why were the apple and the orange all alone? – Because the banana split.
• What is King Kong’s favorite food? – Ape-ricots!
• What did the little cob of corn call his dad? – Pop Corn!
• What did the lemon say to the lime? – “Sour you doing?!”
• Why did the banana go to the doctor? – It wasn’t peeling well.

• What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? – Slippers.
• Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job? – He couldn’t concentrate!
• What are twins’ favorite fruit? – Pears.
• When is an apple not an apple? – When it’s a pineapple!
• Why would the orange stop in the midst of the road? – Since it ran out of juice.
• How is a smashed tomato repaired? – With tomato paste.
• What do you call a piece of art made by a fruit? – A masterpeach!
• What key do you use to open a banana? – A monkey.
• What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? – Straw-berries!
• Why are grapes always so unhappy? – They’ve got nothing to wine about!

Short Fruit Puns For Kids and Adults

This list of funny fruit puns are apple-solutely amazing! They hold a peach of my heart.

• You’re raisin’ your kids well.
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
• Squeeze the day.
• Don’t worry, just let it mango.
• Be like a pineapple – always wear your crown.
• You’re pear-fect!
• Wanna hear my best pickup lime?
• Not in a melon years.
• You are plum-believable!
• Olive you so much.

Grape minds think alike.

• I had grape expectations for this.
• Eat, drink, and be cherry.
• You hold the kiwi to my heart.
• And they all lived apple-y ever after.
• It takes two to mango.
• You’re my main squeeze.
• Thanks a bunch!
• I apple-solutely appreciate it.
• Know when to draw the lime.
• Practice what you peach.

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• I’ve been pine-ing for you.
• Lemons and limes fight all the time; they are bitter rivals!
• No fig deal, you got this!
• I’m grapeful for our friendship.
• If he doesn’t appreciate you, let that mango.
• I’m bananas for you, let’s never split.
• I cherry-ish you.
• Lime all yours.
• Honeydew you know how happy you make me?

Fruit Riddles with Answers

If you love clever riddles with answers, then you will really like these fruit riddles.

• Take the outside off, cook the inside, devour the outside, and discard the core. What is it? – Corn on the cob.
• I am warm and fuzzy, but I have a stone heart. As an adjective, I’m nice and fair. I’m best in summer. What am I? – A peach
• My color is red. My outside is covered in seeds, and my inside is filled in flesh. What am I? – Strawberry.
• I am made up of drupelets. My life begins in white. I turn red and purple, and then I become black when I am ripe. What am I? – Blackberry.
• I look like a heart, but I don’t beat. I am sweet and sour. What am I? – Peach.

• Eleven folks came riding by and saw twelve apples dangling high. Each stepped down to take one. Eleven apples are left? How is that possible? – The person who got one goes by the name “Each.”
• Which two fruits are an anagram? – Melon and Lemon.
• I’ve got a peel. My skin color is between red and yellow. But people call me by my color. What am I? – Orange.
• It appears green, however, opens in red. Your food is red, but when you vomit, it is black. What is it, actually? – Watermelon.

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• I grow on a tree, but can also be found in a jar. I am in the shape of a heart or a globe? What am I? – Cherry.
• This four-letter word is used before the words stone and light. It is a little green fruit as well. And Sprite has it as a flavor. What is it? – Lime.
• I have green skin and a brown heart. My flavor is nutty. I can be mashed, sliced or scooped. What am I? – Avocado.
• I am the sweetest and most romantic fruit. What am I? – Honeydew.
• You’ll eat this fruit with turkey to help fill up your belly. It sometimes comes as a sauce, and sometimes it’s a jelly. What is it? – Cranberry.