73 Fun Fruit Puns, Fruit Jokes, Fruit Riddles PRINTABLE

Whether you are cutting into a juicy watermelon in the summertime or tasting an assortment of crispy apples in the fall, these fruit puns will be the perfect addition.

We also have a few lunch jokes to accompany these fruit jokes and fruit riddles.

You’ll find a printable at the bottom of this post, a great way to ensure a giggle at your next snack table.

Fun Fruit Puns, Fruit Jokes, Fruit Riddles PRINTABLE

Fruit Jokes That Will Get a Laugh

Once you’ve taken a bite out of these fruit jokes, check out our cheese jokes.

  • What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? – Neck-tarines!
  • What do you say when you get nothing but bananas for your birthday? – Thanks a bunch.
  • What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? – “You’re one in a melon!”
  • Why did the zombie go fruit-picking? – It wanted to get berried.
  • Which fruits love beverages the most? – Strawberries!
  • What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? – A tooty fruity.
  • What did the celebrity fruit do? – It made an ap-pear-ance!
  • Why was the watermelon considered suspicious? – Because it was a seedy fellow.
  • What do you call a bunch of strawberries playing instruments together? – A jam session!
  • Which fruit always feels sad? – A blue-berry!

Why are watermelons the saddest fruit? – They’re melon-choly!

  • What do you give a sick lemon? – Lemon-Aid!
  • What did the grape say when it got stepped on? – Nothing, it just wined.
  • Which academic subject is the most fruitful? – History, considering that it is filled with dates.
  • Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 blackberries? – Because that would be a pie.
  • Why were the apple and the orange all alone? – Because the banana split.
  • What is King Kong’s favorite food? – Ape-ricots!
  • What did the little cob of corn call his dad? – Pop Corn!
  • What did the lemon say to the lime? – “Sour you doing?!”
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? – It wasn’t peeling well.

  • What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? – Slippers.
  • Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job? – He couldn’t concentrate!
  • What are twins’ favorite fruit? – Pears.
  • When is an apple not an apple? – When it’s a pineapple!
  • Why would the orange stop in the midst of the road? – Since it ran out of juice.
  • How is a smashed tomato repaired? – With tomato paste.
  • What do you call a piece of art made by a fruit? – A masterpeach!
  • What key do you use to open a banana? – A monkey.
  • What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? – Straw-berries!
  • Why are grapes always so unhappy? – They’ve got nothing to wine about!

Short Fruit Puns For Kids and Adults

This list of funny fruit puns are apple-solutely amazing! They hold a peach of my heart.

  • You’re raisin’ your kids well.
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
  • Squeeze the day.
  • Don’t worry, just let it mango.
  • Be like a pineapple – always wear your crown.
  • You’re pear-fect!
  • Wanna hear my best pickup lime?
  • Not in a melon years.
  • You are plum-believable!
  • Olive you so much.

Grape minds think alike.

  • I had grape expectations for this.
  • Eat, drink, and be cherry.
  • You hold the kiwi to my heart.
  • And they all lived apple-y ever after.
  • It takes two to mango.
  • You’re my main squeeze.
  • Thanks a bunch!
  • I apple-solutely appreciate it.
  • Know when to draw the lime.
  • Practice what you peach.

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  • I’ve been pine-ing for you.
  • Lemons and limes fight all the time; they are bitter rivals!
  • No fig deal, you got this!
  • I’m grapeful for our friendship.
  • If he doesn’t appreciate you, let that mango.
  • I’m bananas for you, let’s never split.
  • I cherry-ish you.
  • Lime all yours.
  • Honeydew you know how happy you make me?

Fruit Riddles with Answers

If you love clever riddles with answers, then you will really like these fruit riddles.

  • Take the outside off, cook the inside, devour the outside, and discard the core. What is it? – Corn on the cob.
  • I am warm and fuzzy, but I have a stone heart. As an adjective, I’m nice and fair. I’m best in summer. What am I? – A peach
  • My color is red. My outside is covered in seeds, and my inside is filled in flesh. What am I? – Strawberry.
  • I am made up of drupelets. My life begins in white. I turn red and purple, and then I become black when I am ripe. What am I? – Blackberry.
  • I look like a heart, but I don’t beat. I am sweet and sour. What am I? – Peach.
  • Eleven folks came riding by and saw twelve apples dangling high. Each stepped down to take one. Eleven apples are left? How is that possible? – The person who got one goes by the name “Each.”
  • Which two fruits are an anagram? – Melon and Lemon.
  • I’ve got a peel. My skin color is between red and yellow. But people call me by my color. What am I? – Orange.
  • It appears green, however, opens in red. Your food is red, but when you vomit, it is black. What is it, actually? – Watermelon.
  • I grow on a tree, but can also be found in a jar. I am in the shape of a heart or a globe? What am I? – Cherry.
  • This four-letter word is used before the words stone and light. It is a little green fruit as well. And Sprite has it as a flavor. What is it? – Lime.
  • I have green skin and a brown heart. My flavor is nutty. I can be mashed, sliced or scooped. What am I? – Avocado.
  • I am the sweetest and most romantic fruit. What am I? – Honeydew.
  • You’ll eat this fruit with turkey to help fill up your belly. It sometimes comes as a sauce, and sometimes it’s a jelly. What is it? – Cranberry.

Fun Fruit Puns, Fruit Jokes, Fruit Riddles PRINTABLE

Printable Fruit Puns, Fruit Jokes, and Fruit Riddles

These printable fruit puns and jokes will make a great pear for your next picnic! Print them out and hand them to your guests with the napkins!

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