137 Potato Puns and Potato Jokes Peel a Laugh PRINTABLE

These potato puns and potato jokes are the root of a peeling good time! You can use them directly from this page or scroll down to get the printable. Either way, you’re sure to get all your tator’s laughing.

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Potato Puns

These potato puns are smashing!

• My friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.
• Russia decided to launch a satellite full of potatoes into orbit. It’s called the spudnic.
• Can you peel the burn? 
• He was deep in tot.  
• Feeling salty. 
• Keep your eyes peeled. 
• What are your tots on the matter? 
• You’re a real spud. 
• Taters gonna tate. 
• I “yam” what I “yam”

I’m “starch” stuck on you

• It’s a “potato-licious” day!
• Don’t be a “hot potato” – just chill!
• Peel it in your bones. 
• We’re bake in business. 
• I’m rooting for you!  
• You’re a peeler of strength. 
• It’s the tot that counts. 
• Fry and stop me.  
• It’s time for a fresh starch. 
• Don’t be a couch potato. 
• I’m “chipping” away at my problems.

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• This party is “smashing”!
• Let’s not “fry” over small things
• I’m “rooting” for your success
• Let’s make it a “potato-tastic” day
• Don’t be a “couch potato” – get up and do something!
• You’re the “cream” of the crop!
• My friend and I love potatoes. That’s why we’re spuddies.
• That potato is so quiet. He must be a medi-tater.
• Mr Potato Head’s wife is upset. She says he won’t tater anywhere.
• I met a girl who owned three French fry factories. I was impressed, but she said it was just small potatoes.
• I’ll butter you up.  
• This is so yammy. 
• I yam what I eat. 

• I yam in love with you.  
• It’s crunch time. 
• I’ll see you tater. 
•  It’s been a long day. I yam fried.  
• You look baked. 
• You’re one hot potato. 
• Friend chip goals. 
• You’re such a chip skate.  
• All that and a bag of chips. 
• We’ve found the mother chip. 

I’m tater-ly in love with you.

• Don’t be a dictator-tot, share your fries.
• You’re the root of my happiness.
• I’m mashed up in you.
• Trying to get my chip together.  
• We’re a perfect mash.
• My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
• I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
• Remember, it’s the little tot that counts.
• Attempt to fry and you won’t stop me.
• It’s time for a starch makeover, a fresh beginning.
• Avoid being a sedentary couch potato; keep moving!
• Potato advice to a radish: “Stop being so rad-ish!”

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• Potato puns are a-peeling.
• I am what I consume, and I yam proud of it
• The potato that danced like a pro? A true tater-tot!
• Why didn’t the potato chips believe anything the sandwich said?
• Because the sandwich was full of baloney.
• I’m a hot potato, but you can handle me.
• Let’s turnip the heat and have a spud-tacular time.
• You’re tuber-ly awesome.
• I’m not a couch potato, I’m a potato couch.
• Remember, it’s the little tot that counts.
• Stay humble, mash well.
• You can’t please everyone. You’re not a french fry.

Potato Jokes

You can butter up even the starchiest spud with these potato jokes.

• Why did the potato cross the road? – He saw a fork up ahead.
• My friend had a terrible time working for a potato merchant. They gave him the sack.
• I know you’ve already heard potato jokes. I’m just here to rehash them.
• Did you hear about the potato-hiding content? – I won because my carbo-hide-rate was so good.
• I’m going to cook with potatoes. They’re very a-peeling.
• My friend has a vegetable patch. It takes away his cravings for potatoes.
• What do you call a good-looking french fry? – A hot potato.
• What do you call potatoes with right angles? – Square roots.
• What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? – A hesi-tater.
• What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? – A medi-tator.

Who is a potato’s favorite author? – Edgar Allen Poe-tato.

• Why do potatoes make good detectives? – Because they keep their eyes peeled.
• What do you use to carry potatoes? – A tater tote.
• Which day of the week do potatoes fear most? – Fry-day.
• How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? – When they act salty.
• Why did the potato go to the gym? – To become a hot potato.
• Why did the sea monster eat five ships carrying potatoes? – No one can eat just one potato ship.
• What do you call a potato that’s hesitant to jump into boiling water? – A dithering spudder!
• Why did the potato break up with the sweet potato? – Because it couldn’t handle the yam-dram!
• How do potatoes make new friends? – They use hash-tags!
• What do you call a potato after it’s been through a grater? – Shredded and emotional!

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• Why did the potato go to therapy? – It had too many complex issues to peel with!
• What do you get after a potato rainstorm? – Spuddles.
• Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? – It was decap-potatoed.
• What did the father potato say to his daughter before her football game? – I’m rooting for you.
• What do you call a first aid vehicle made out of potatoes? – A yambulance.
• What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? – The Mash Potato.
• Why did I win the potato-hiding contest? – Because my carbo-hide-rate was so good.
• Why does everyone love sweet potatoes? – They’re yammy.
• What’s a potato’s favorite TV show? – Starch Trek.
• Which disease is the biggest killer of potatoes? – Tuber-culosis.

• What did the potato say to the tomato? – You say “to-may-to”, I say “to-mah-to”.
• Why do scarecrows struggle to share secrets? – The potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears.
• Why aren’t the potatoes friends? – They got off to a bad starch.
• Who is the most powerful potato? – Darth Tater.
• What do tomatoes and potatoes have in common? – Toes.
• What do you call a potato that’s always looking for a fight? – An agi-tater.
• What do you call a fake potato? – An imi-tater.
• What do you call a baby potato? – A small fry’!
• Why did the potato skip the boxing match? – It didn’t want to ‘beet’ up anyone!
• Why did the potato hit the beach? – To catch some ‘rays’!
• What do you get when you cross a potato with a dinosaur? – A mash-o-saurus!

What do you call a potato that’s a musician? – A tuber-talent!

• Why was the potato so good at math? – Because it knew how to count on its spuds!
• What does a potato say on a sunny morning? – What a mashing day!
• Why shouldn’t you give mashed potatoes to a zombie? – They’re already a little grave-y.
• Why was the potato unpopular at parties? – He was a mashed potato.
• What did the guests say at the potatoes’ wedding? – They’re a mash made in heaven.
• What do you get when you put potatoes on the kitchen floor? – Mashed potatoes.
• Why did the potato refuse to join the circus? – It was too tuber-shy!
• What do you call a potato that’s constantly gossiping? – A tater-tale!
• Why did the potato go to outer space? – It wanted to be a masher-naut!
• What do you call a potato that’s in denial? – A spud-delusional!

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• Why did the potato go to therapy? – It had too many root issues!
• What do you call a potato that’s a detective? – A tuber-sleuth!
• What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? – Vader tots!
• What do you call a potato who works as an EMT? – A resuscitater.
• Why did the sea monster eat twelve ships that were carrying potatoes? – Because nobody can eat just one potato ship!
• How did the Irish potato become bilingual? – He became a French Fry.
• Why did the potato make the road trip? – To reach the other fry!
• Favorite horror movie of a potato? – The Silence of the Yams!
• Why did the potato break up with the sweet potato? – They were too different to mash.
• What did one frat boy potato say to the other? – Let’s get s-mashed!
• What should you say to a well-dressed potato? – You look smashing.
• What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? – Anyone can mash potatoes, but no one can pea soup.
• What did the mother potato say to her child on his birthday? – Have a s-mashing birthday!
• What do you say to a potato on its birthday? – “Happy spudding birthday!”