107 Doughnut Jokes and Doughnut Puns to Enjoy PRINTABLE

Jokes and puns are a great way to spark a connection with your family. If you’re looking for a great way to share a laugh this weekend, these doughnut jokes and doughnut puns are perfect!

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Doughnut Jokes and Doughnut Puns

Doughnut Jokes

These a-dough-able doughnut jokes are just the things to get you giggling on a Saturday morning.

  • What do you get when you cross a donut and a muffin? – A duffin!
  • Why did the donut join the circus? – To become a dough-nut!
  • What do you call a donut that’s lost its filling? – A sad jelly.
  • Why did the donut refuse to take a drug test? – Because he was afraid he’d test positive for powdered sugar.
  • What did the donut say to the coffee? – “I’m dough-lighted to meet you!”
  • What do you call a pastry that is a priest? – A Holy Donut!
  • What do you call a cute donut? – A-dough-able.
  • Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow? – It always went back four seconds
  • How do you know that donuts are scared of burglars? – They glaze over when they see one. 

What kind of music do donuts like to listen to? – Punk rock! 

  • What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father? – “Donut hole me back.”
  • What do you call uncivilized donuts? – Bavarians.
  • What did the doughnut say to the cup of coffee? – “You’re just my cup of tea.”
  • How do you know if it’s a vegan doughnut? – It says doughnut on it.
  • What do you call a doughnut that’s afraid of the dark? – A jelly donut.
  • What did the police officer say to the doughnut? – “You have the right to remain glazed.”
  • What’s the best way to kill time? – With a doughnut.
  • What’s a doughnut’s favorite drink? – A hole-y water.
  • Why did the doughnut go to the doctor? – Because it was feeling crull.
  • How does a doughnut welcome its guests? – With open holes.
  • What’s a doughnut’s favorite exercise? – Glaze those buns.
  • Why was the doughnut so happy? – Because it finally found its filling.

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  • What do you call a doughnut with a PhD? – Dr. Doughnut.
  • What’s a doughnut’s favorite subject in school? – Geometry – it loves circles.
  • Why couldn’t the doughnut stop laughing? – Because it was filled with cream.
  • What happens before it rains donuts? – It sprinkles!
  • What did the donut say to the frosting? – I’d go glazy without you!
  • What did the bear claw say to the envious croissant? – Donut be jelly!
  • Why did the frosted donut leave his umbrella at home? – It was sprinkling!
  • How do you best describe a donut hole? – A-dough-able!
  • How does a doughnut learn to protect himself? – He takes Taekwon-dough classes!
Doughnut Jokes and Doughnut Puns
  • Which winter icon is the best donut maker around? – Frosty the dough-man!
  • Why do golfers love donuts? – Always a hole-in-one!
  • Why did the donut go to a therapist? – He felt empty inside.
  • What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial – Anecdoughtal evidence.
  • Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot – The Sahara dessert!
  • How do you know if a doughnut is an optimist? – It’s always half full.
  • Why was the doughnut acting so suspiciously? – It had a hole in its story.
  • What did one doughnut say to the other? – Doughnut worry, be happy!
  • How did the doughnut propose to its partner? – With a glazed-over look in its eyes.
  • What’s the best way to talk to a donut? – Through the hole!

What do you call a donut that’s a big fan of football? – A touch-downut!

  • Why do donuts make terrible spies? – Because they always get caught with their glaze down!
  • What do you call a bear that loves doughnuts? – A bearclaw
  • Why did the donut start going to therapy? – Because he never felt hole!
  • Why do donuts hate puns so much? – They donut like to joke around!
  • What did the cronut say to his lady love? – Everything I dough, I dough for you!
  • How does a doughnut tie its shoes? – With a dough knot!
  • What do you call a sad doughnut? – A glum glaze.
  • Why don’t doughnuts make good detectives? – They always get too jello-us.
  • What did the doughnut say when it got a hole-in-one? – I’m on a roll!
  • How does a doughnut get on the internet? – It logs in-cookie.
  • Why are doughnuts terrible at math? – They can never find the “pi” in the equation.
  • What do you call a doughnut that’s always on time? – A well-oiled pastry.
  • Why did the doughnut cross the road? – To get to the gym.
  • What do you call a doughnut that’s a fan of rap music? – A doughG.
  • Why did the doughnut go to space? – To become a do-ugh-naut!

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Doughnut Puns

When is a good time for a doughnut pun? Pastry time!

  • Donut disturb: It’s pastry time!
  • Donut? Donut mind if I do!
  • I donut know what I would do without you!
  • The person who steals the last fritter is the beignet of my existence.
  • A life without donuts is cruller and unusual punishment. 
  • I have a hole lot of love for you!
  • Donut hate! Appreciate.
  • Where have you beignet all my life?
  • I’m donuts for your dough-lightful morning pastries! 
  • Donut kill my vibe.
  • I love you dough so much!

Churr’ love is all that I need in life!

  • Today’s forecast calls for some sprinkles and a bit of frost(ing).
  • Donut be jelly!
  • For he’s a jelly good fellow.
  • You jelly?
  • This donut is jellyvision-worthy.
  • You’re a-dough-rable.
  • Time to get that dough.
  • Everything I dough, I dough it for you.
  • I a-dough-re you.
  • Don’t worry about aging donuts—they’re just going through a-dough-lescence.
  • Donut worry, be happy!
Doughnut Jokes and Doughnut Puns
  • I donut know what I’d do without you.
  • Donut worry about a thing.
  • It’s your birthday; let’s donuts!
  • Donut go breaking my heart (I couldn’t if I fried).
  • Donut be afraid to take the last one.
  • I’m the donut boss around here.
  • Donut hate, appreciate.
  • I donut care about calories when it comes to you.
  • Donut panic, it’s just breakfast.
  • You’re the hole to my donut.
  • Life is short, eat more donuts.
  • Donut judge me; I’m on a dessert diet.

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  • Donut kill my vibe.
  • Donut be a glazer and eat all the donuts yourself.
  • Donut be a hole and leave without saying goodbye.
  • Donut worry, I have plenty to go around.
  • Donut be sour, be sweet.
  • The person who steals the last fritter is the beignet of my existence.
  • A life without donuts is cruller and unusual punishment. 
  • I have a hole lot of love for you!
  • I won’t sugarcoat this — I love you a hole lot, you big weirdough!
  • I’m a-glazed! Have you ever seen a bigger bear claw?
  • My life is batter with you in it! 
  • Coffee and donuts with friends is good hole-some fun!
  • I donut know about you, but I may just love you more than donuts.
Doughnut Jokes and Doughnut Puns

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