133 Sandwich Puns and Sandwich Jokes to Take a Bite Out Of

These sandwich puns and sandwich jokes are “sub”-stantial! They’ll be a great addition to your next lunch date.

I’ve included a free printable that can be packed right along with the food.

Funny Sandwich Puns

If sandwiches are your favorite lunch, you will be loaf with these sandwich puns. If you also love chocolate bars, these chocolate puns will make you snicker.

  • I’m in loaf with sandwiches.
  • I’m not bacon for your forgiveness, but can we still be sandwich buddies?
  • The sandwich opened a bakery and became a roll model for its fellow loaves.
  • It’s always a good thyme for a sandwich.
  • A sandwich is just a salad that’s hugged tightly by bread.
  • I don’t carrot at all if my sandwich has vegetables in it.
  • I’m bread-y for this sandwich to be over.
  • That sandwich was gouda-licious!
  • Let’s ketchup on some sandwich puns.
  • I don’t eat club sandwiches. I quit cold turkey.

I wrote a song about a sandwich. Well, it’s more of a wrap.

  • Some friends are discussing the best way to make a toasted sandwich. I’m playing Breville’s Advocate.
  • Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches. But that’s just Hawaii roll.
  • This sandwich is the real breadwinner.
  • Mayo-nnaise some more puns?
  • I guess I’ll bring the bread to the table!
  • I’m not “hamming” it up, this sandwich is delicious!
  • He really knows how to butter someone up!
  • Let’s make our problems into patty melts!
  • It’s time to turn a new leaf and bring home the bacon!
  • Don’t be so cheesy, just take a sandwich!

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  • I have a “beef” with this sandwich pun!
  • This sandwich is so good, it’s like a “hug” for my taste buds!
  • I was going to tell a joke about a sandwich, but it’s a little “stale”…
  • You “butter” believe this sandwich is delicious!
  • I don’t always eat sandwiches, but when I do, I prefer them to be “sub”-stantial!
  • I’m a big fan of sandwiches, but I always get “wrapt” up in them.
  • The pilot preferred his sandwich plane.
  • I look back and I think my decision to order a veggie sandwich was a missed steak.
  • I left my sandwich in the elevator at work. I wanted to take my lunch to the next level.
  • The thing you won’t catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.

  • The sub-shop employees had to work their buns off to meat the deadline!
  • Life can be a knotty sandwich sometimes.
  • That’s a piece of cake! Or should I say, a piece of sandwich?
  • I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy.
  • The other day I had a mean sandwich, it tasted average.
  • Analogies are like ham sandwiches. I am currently making one.
  • I decided to open a sandwich shop in the middle of our residential district. It’ll be called Suburbway.
  • The sandwich became famous for being a real ham-bassador!
  • I ordered a BLT, but they forgot the L, now I’ve got a BT… just bacon and tomato.
  • The sandwich started a fitness routine, but it couldn’t make it past the first crunch.

I told my sandwich a joke, but it was just a little flatbread.

  • The sandwich tried to go on a diet, but it couldn’t resist the temptation to be an over-eater.
  • Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered, just like a sandwich.
  • Life is like a sandwich; you have to fill it with the best ingredients.
  • I can’t be-leaf how amazing this sandwich pun is!
  • This sandwich is my jam, and by jam, I mean peanut butter and jelly.
  • I’d tell you the joke about some jam on a piece of bread but you might spread it.
  • I was born and bread in the small town of Sandwich.
  • Do not ever try to eat a chess sandwich because it would be such a stale mate.
  • When the sandwich broke up with his bread girlfriend, he told her she deserved butter.
  • Did you hear about the new bread bakery? It’s making quite a lot of dough!

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  • Let’s have a toast for the sandwich!
  • I’m always one slice short of a sandwich.
  • Let’s have a sandwich party, it’ll be a brie-lliant idea!
  • You’re the mayo to my sandwich, spreading happiness everywhere.
  • This sandwich is stacked, just like my priorities.
  • Let’s be like two slices of bread and stick together!
  • The best meal at the beach is a sand-wich.
  • If you put a sandwich under water, it becomes a sub sandwich.
  • The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust.
  • Radical bakers are always going against the whole grain.
Sandwich Jokes and sandwich Puns
  • The boxer ordered his favorite lunch again – a knuckle sandwich.
  • My sandwich is jam-packed.
  • I eat sandwiches every day. It’s the same meal a-grain and a-grain.
  • Wheat’s for lunch?
  • Don’t ever talk to a sandwich when it’s lettuce speak!
  • I always wrap my sandwiches in foil. I find it quite the “wrap” artist!
  • I was making a butter sandwich and all of a sudden it flew away. I guess my butterflies.
  • Don’t let this opportunity slip through your fingers — grab it and make a sandwich!

Sandwich Jokes for Kids and Adults

What’s better than a giant sandwich? Sandwich jokes that get the kids rolling with laughter.

  • What did the sandwich say when they forgot their homework? – Crumbs.
  • Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches? – In their launch box.
  • What did the sandwich say when they’d brushed their teeth? – I’m ready for bread.
  • Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite? – They’re well-bread.
  • Why was the sandwich in a grumpy mood? – It woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
  • Why did the sandwich go to the therapist? – It had a lot of layers to work through.
  • Why did the sandwich go to art school? – It wanted to become a Vincent van Goat Cheese
  • What did the sandwich say to the slice of cheese? – “You’re grate!”
  • Why did the sandwich go to the dentist? – It needed a filling!
  • What do you call a sandwich that you have to take a boat to eat? – A sub-marine!

Why did the tomato turn red? – Because it saw the sandwich dressing!

  • How does a sandwich greet its friends? – With a “mayonnaise” to meet you!
  • What did the sandwich say to the waiter? – Can you bring me another round of bread?
  • What do you get when you cross a sandwich and a math problem? – A sub-tract sandwich!
  • What do you use to make an argument sandwich? – Disagree-dients.
  • What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date? – You make me melt.
  • What do you call a pun sandwich? – A Punini.
  • When does a sandwich cook? – When it’s bakin’ lettuce and tomato.
  • What kind of cheese does a guitar enjoy in his sandwich? – String cheese.
  • What did the leftover turkey say? – Make me a sandwich.
  • What’s in an astronaut’s favorite sandwich? – Launch meat.

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  • What do you get when you eat a sandwich in bed? – Bedcrumbs.
  • What did the llama say when she was invited to the picnic? – Alpaca sandwich.
  • What do you call a sandwich which you can only bend down and eat? – A below-knee sandwich.
  • What is a whale’s favorite sandwich? Krilled cheese.
  • How do dogs make sandwiches? With purebred.
  • What did the sandwich say when it won the race?I’m a-bread of you!
  • What do you call a sandwich that talks back to you? – A snarkwich!
  • Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? – Because it was feeling a little blue!
  • What do you call a sandwich that you can’t see? – An Invisalign!
  • How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches? – With jam in.
  • What did the policeman have on his sandwich? – Some traffic jam!
  • What do cows like to put on their sandwiches? – Moo-stard.
  • Why didn’t the potato chips believe anything the sandwich said? – Because the sandwich was full of baloney.
  • What did the sandwich say to the slice of cheese? – “You’re grate!”
  • What do you call a sandwich that you eat while standing up? – A walk-meal!
  • What’s a deer‘s least favorite sandwich bread? – Sour doe.
  • What does Bugs Bunny put on his intergalactic sandwich? – Space jam.
  • What’s a turtle’s favorite sandwich? – Peanut butter and jellyfish.
  • How do you make a toasted sandwich in the jungle? – Put it under a gorilla.
  • What drink goes with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? – Nut-tea.

What does the sandwich say to his girlfriend? – “I loaf you a lot. You butter believe it!”

  • What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches? – The Deli Llama.
  • What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich? – Lettuce all smile.
  • Where do you get an Indian Sandwich? – At the New Delhi.
  • Where do golfers go to eat? – The sand-wedge shop.
  • Why don’t Americans eat snail sandwiches? – Because they like “Fast Food”.
  • Which English town makes the worst sandwiches? – Oldham.
  • How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ? – Diagon alley.
  • Did you hear about that new heavy metal themed sandwich shop? – It’s called Pantera Bread.
  • What do sandwiches use to secure their pants? – A “bread” belt!
  • What do cheese and mystery novels share in common? – Both tend to deteriorate over time.

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  • What sport are chicken sandwiches best at playing? – Featherweight boxing!
  • Why can’t a sandwich ever win at hide and seek? – Because it is always full.
  • Why do sandwiches lend themselves so well to meditation? – Because they always uncover one’s inner peas.
  • When does a sandwich cook? – When it’s bakin’ lettuce and tomato.
  • How does a sandwich flirt? – By giving you “pepperon-eye!”
  • Why don’t sandwiches attend football games? – Because they fear getting tackled!
  • What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face? – Too close for comfort food.
  • What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich? – A Luncheon!
  • What is Bruce Lee’s favorite fast food sandwich? – Whop-paaa!
  • Why do sandwiches love sitting near a fire? – They like to feel toasty.
Sandwich Jokes and Sandwich Puns (3)
  • What do you call a pack of sandwiches on a skateboard? – Meals on wheels.
  • How are chicken sandwiches hitting the gym? – By performing some bread-lifts!
  • What do wilderness survival experts use to cook their burgers? – Bear Grills.
  • What is it called when a robot eats a sandwich in one chomp? – A megabyte.

Printable Sandwich Jokes and Sandwich Puns

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