Sweet Jokes and Knock-Knock Jokes the Whole Family Will Love

Are you looking to share a smile with someone you love? You’ve come to the right place. We have sweet jokes, sweet puns, and sweet knock-knock jokes just for you!

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Sweet Jokes

• How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? – He gave her a ring.
• What happened when the candle went dating? – It found the perfect match.
• How did the paper clip and the magnet get together? –  It was an instant attraction.
• What did the calculator say to the pencil? – “You can always count on me!”
• Why are artichokes so beloved? Because they are known for their hearts.
• What did one piece of toast say to the other? – “You’re my butter half!”
• What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? – “Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.”
• What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? – “I’m sweet on you!”

Sweet Puns

• Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.
• Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
• Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.
• Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
• You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
• What did the cat say to her girlfriend? – “You’re purrr-fect for me.”
• What did the volcano say to its true love? – “I lava you!”
• What did one raspberry say to the other? – “I love you berry much.”
• What did one light bulb say to the other? – I love you watts and watts.
• What did one pig say to the other? – Don’t go bacon my heart!
• Is your name WI-FI because I’m sensing a strong connection?
• Did you hear about the notebook who married the pencil? – She finally found Mr. Write.
• What did the stamp say to the envelope? – “I’m stuck on you.”
• What does the ghost call his true love? – His ghoul-friend.
• What did the Australian zoologist do with his sweetheart? – Spend koala-ty time together.

Sweet Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do love you a lot.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank, who? Frank you for loving me.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno, who. Juno that you’re the love of my life?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice, who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.

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