Jokes, jokes, and more jokes. This collection of corny jokes will get you giggling, even if you don’t want to. We use jokes for a lot of things around here, check out the printable corny jokes section below to get some ideas.
Then, head over to some of our most popular joke collections. Knock-knock jokes, school-appropriate jokes, Star Wars jokes, and lunchbox jokes.
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Once you’ve printed these corny jokes the ways to use them are endless. We have a physical therapist who memorizes jokes to tell just patients are getting tired. My mom wrote a different joke on a whiteboard every day for the high school kids in her cafeteria.
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Corny Jokes
- What do you call a pig that does karate? – A pork chop.
- Why did the bike fall over? – It was two tired.
- What did the policeman say to his belly button? – You’re under a vest.
- Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? – He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
- Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage? – Because every play has a cast.
- What do you call an alligator detective? – An investi-gator.
- What kind of ghost has the best hearing? – The eeriest.
- How did the dead brother and his dead brother resemble each other? – They were dead ringers.
- Why are there gates around cemeteries? – Because people are dying to get in.
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?- Because it’s pointless.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Where can you buy soup in bulk? – The stock market.
- If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? – Mistle-toes.
- What’s brown and sticky? – A stick.
- What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her? – Namaste.
- How do you tell if a vampire is sick? – See if he is coffin.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? – An im-pasta.
- When do computers overheat? – When they need to vent.
- Why do bees have sticky hair? – Because they use honeycombs.
- Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long? – Because then it would be a foot.
- What do you call a factory that sells good products? – A satis-factory.
- What kind of music do planets like?- Neptunes.
- What do you call a man that irons clothes? – Iron Man.
- Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? – He couldn’t see himself doing it.
- How did the barber win the race? – He knew a shortcut.
Corny Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says mooooo!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good. Hawaii you?
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- Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
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- National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
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