73 Guess What Jokes for Kids and Adults to Laugh Together

This collection of guess-what jokes with answers is just plain silly. It’s sure to get you and your little ones giggling. Connecting on a silly level with my kids is one of my favorite things. When they can’t help but smile, I know something special has just happened between us.

Guess what? We have a TON of joke and pun collections. Here are a few to get you started. Knock-knock jokes for kids, school-appropriate jokes, easy jokes for kids, and good morning jokes.

Guess What Jokes with Answers

Guess What Jokes with Answers

If the moment has grown tense a good “Guess What” transition is in order. These guess what jokes with answers are just what you need.

  • Guess what? The answer to “stressed” is spelling it backward. – Desserts.
  • My brother dressed up as a bird this Halloween; guess what he said? – Trick or tweet.
  • There was a candy party, guess who was late as usual? – Choco-late.
  • I had a dream about an orange ocean last night. Guess what? – It was a Fanta Sea.
  • Guess what makes you go on red and stop on the green? – Eating a watermelon.
  • The astronaut was using the computer; guess what key he kept pressing? – The space bar!
  • I was trying to solve a few equations about circles. Guess what? – It was pointless. 
  • I got a wooden bike with wooden handles and wheels; guess what? – It woo-den start.
  • I won a rain dance competition, and guess what I got? – Pneumonia.
  • The mathematician served something special for dessert. Guess what? – It was a pi.

Guess what you call a sleeping piece of paper? – A napkin.

  • My doctor’s name is Doctor Pepper. Guess what? – He’s a Fizzician.
  • Can you guess why everyone loves eating donuts? – I do-nut know myself!
  • Can you guess who all the little cereal kids are afraid of? – The cereal killer.
  • The baby tomato was running late for school. Guess what his mommy said? – “Come on, ketch-up!”
  • One friend took the elevator while the other took the staircase. Guess what? – Both were raised differently.
  • Guess what presidents were the greenest? – The Bushes.
  • The banana went to the doctor; guess what happened? – He was not peeling well.
  • This building has the most stories. Can you guess what it is? – A library.
  • Santa Claus’s elves went to school. Guess what they learned? – Elfabets.
Guess What Jokes with answers
  • I met a woman with one leg today. Guess what her name was? – Eileen!
  • Guess what happens when a horse falls? – He can’t giddy up!
  • Guess what? – Stairs are untrustworthy! They are always up to something.
  • Peter Pan is a terrible boxer. Guess what happens when he tries to throw a punch? – It never lands!
  • I opened the creepy closet. Guess what I found? – Narnia business.
  • Guess what monkeys eat in space? – Space bananas!
  • A famous tortoise lives next door. Guess what it’s called? – A shell-ebrity
  • Guess what a sea monster’s favorite meal is? – Fish and ships!
  • Guess what Robin Hood’s favorite font is? – Sans-sheriff!
  • Guess what number of pessimists it takes to screw in a lightbulb? None – they gave up.

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  • Guess what I have right now? – Your ear!
  • Once there was a bear with no ears, guess what they call it? – A “B”.
  • Guess what happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? – It gets toad away.
  • Two monkeys are sharing an Amazon account, guess what are they called? – Prime mates.
  • Guess what the left eye say to the right eye? – Between you and me, something smells
  • Guess what the calendar worker got fired for? – He took a day off without telling anyone!
  • Guess what, Facebook? I’m not going to tell you what’s on my mind today.
  • Two eggs went for a comedy gig, guess what one egg said to the another? – “Let’s get cracking.”
  • It has no life but it still dies, guess who? – A battery.

I saw a fairy tale T-shirt at an extremely low price. Guess what? – It was a fair retail. 

  • A boulder, a pebble, and a stone walked into a concert. Guess what happened? – They rocked and rolled all night long!
  • The teacher said he caught something. Guess what? – It was my attention.
  • A boy went up to the counter serving orange punch. He saw there was a considerable line, so he came back after an hour. Guess what? – There was no punchline.
  • Guess what you get when you cross a Labrador with a magician’s trick gone wrong? – A labracadabrador!
  • Guess what bands turbines love to listen to? – Not sure, but they’re big heavy metal fans!
  • Guess what the chop said to the steak on their first date? – It’s so nice to finally meat you!
  • The gym instructor broke up with his girlfriend, guess what happened? – It didn’t work out.
  • Scientists experimented on a rabbit and a bug, guess what they get? – A bugs bunny.
  • Guess what? What? – Good guess.

Guess what makes the moon so cold? – She’s always deflecting the sun’s rays!

  • Guess what coffee and motivational coaches have in common? – They encourage people to espresso themselves!
  • Guess what volcanoes do when they’re in love? – They lava each other for a long time.
  • I was trying to mimic a flamingo. Guess what happened? – I had to put my foot down.
  • The toast was having a sleepover. Guess what he was wearing? – His favorite pa-jam-as.
  • Guess what made the sea monster such a successful comedian? – He was always kraken everyone up.
  • Guess who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! – Everybody.
  • The cook gifted his girlfriend something she would like. Guess what? – An onion ring.
  • Guess what coat hangers do on the weekend? – They hang out, of course!
  • My dad’s golfing buddy had to borrow a pair of pants, guess what happened? – He got a hole-in-one.
Guess What Jokes
  • Guess what type of fish frequents the best reefs in the ocean? – The so-fish-ticated type.
  • Guess what move pigs learn in martial arts class? – The pork chop.
  • The shooter is opening a new store, guess what he named it? – Target.
  • My mom is coming home after a work trip tonight, guess what I am getting? – I am getting yelled at.
  • Guess why learning sign language is such a good idea? – Because it is quite handy!
  • I met a witch at the restaurant the other day, guess what she ordered? -Spook-eti.
  • The sky had to pay its bills, guess what it gave? – A rain check.
  • Cinderella couldn’t play soccer guess what she did on the field? – She ran away from the ball.
  • At the conference, the audience tried to pay but couldn’t, guess what? – Attention.
  • Guess what the zero said to eight? – Nice belt!
  • Guess what you call a sleeping bull? – A bulldozer!
  • Guess what has two hands and a face but no legs and no arms?- A clock.
  • Guess what the name of my new computer processor is? – Chip.
  • Can you guess what the man did after he became vegan? – He never made a missed steak again!
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