73 Guess What Jokes for Kids and Adults to Laugh Together

This collection of guess-what jokes with answers is just plain silly. It’s sure to get you and your little ones giggling. Connecting on a silly level with my kids is one of my favorite things. When they can’t help but smile, I know something special has just happened between us.

Guess what? We have a TON of joke and pun collections. Here are a few to get you started. Knock-knock jokes for kids, school-appropriate jokes, easy jokes for kids, and good morning jokes.

Guess What Jokes with Answers

If the moment has grown tense a good “Guess What” transition is in order. These guess what jokes with answers are just what you need.

• Guess what? The answer to “stressed” is spelling it backward. – Desserts.
• My brother dressed up as a bird this Halloween; guess what he said? – Trick or tweet.
• There was a candy party, guess who was late as usual? – Choco-late.
• I had a dream about an orange ocean last night. Guess what? – It was a Fanta Sea.
• Guess what makes you go on red and stop on the green? – Eating a watermelon.
• The astronaut was using the computer; guess what key he kept pressing? – The space bar!
• I was trying to solve a few equations about circles. Guess what? – It was pointless. 
• I got a wooden bike with wooden handles and wheels; guess what? – It woo-den start.
• I won a rain dance competition, and guess what I got? – Pneumonia.
• The mathematician served something special for dessert. Guess what? – It was a pi.

Guess what you call a sleeping piece of paper? – A napkin.

• My doctor’s name is Doctor Pepper. Guess what? – He’s a Fizzician.
• Can you guess why everyone loves eating donuts? – I do-nut know myself!
• Can you guess who all the little cereal kids are afraid of? – The cereal killer.
• The baby tomato was running late for school. Guess what his mommy said? – “Come on, ketch-up!”
• One friend took the elevator while the other took the staircase. Guess what? – Both were raised differently.
• Guess what presidents were the greenest? – The Bushes.
• The banana went to the doctor; guess what happened? – He was not peeling well.
• This building has the most stories. Can you guess what it is? – A library.
• Santa Claus’s elves went to school. Guess what they learned? – Elfabets.

• I met a woman with one leg today. Guess what her name was? – Eileen!
• Guess what happens when a horse falls? – He can’t giddy up!
• Guess what? – Stairs are untrustworthy! They are always up to something.
• Peter Pan is a terrible boxer. Guess what happens when he tries to throw a punch? – It never lands!
• I opened the creepy closet. Guess what I found? – Narnia business.
• Guess what monkeys eat in space? – Space bananas!
• A famous tortoise lives next door. Guess what it’s called? – A shell-ebrity
• Guess what a sea monster’s favorite meal is? – Fish and ships!
• Guess what Robin Hood’s favorite font is? – Sans-sheriff!
• Guess what number of pessimists it takes to screw in a lightbulb? None – they gave up.

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• Guess what I have right now? – Your ear!
• Once there was a bear with no ears, guess what they call it? – A “B”.
• Guess what happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? – It gets toad away.
• Two monkeys are sharing an Amazon account, guess what are they called? – Prime mates.
• Guess what the left eye say to the right eye? – Between you and me, something smells
• Guess what the calendar worker got fired for? – He took a day off without telling anyone!
• Guess what, Facebook? I’m not going to tell you what’s on my mind today.
• Two eggs went for a comedy gig, guess what one egg said to the another? – “Let’s get cracking.”
• It has no life but it still dies, guess who? – A battery.

I saw a fairy tale T-shirt at an extremely low price. Guess what? – It was a fair retail. 

• A boulder, a pebble, and a stone walked into a concert. Guess what happened? – They rocked and rolled all night long!
• The teacher said he caught something. Guess what? – It was my attention.
• A boy went up to the counter serving orange punch. He saw there was a considerable line, so he came back after an hour. Guess what? – There was no punchline.
• Guess what you get when you cross a Labrador with a magician’s trick gone wrong? – A labracadabrador!
• Guess what bands turbines love to listen to? – Not sure, but they’re big heavy metal fans!
• Guess what the chop said to the steak on their first date? – It’s so nice to finally meat you!
• The gym instructor broke up with his girlfriend, guess what happened? – It didn’t work out.
• Scientists experimented on a rabbit and a bug, guess what they get? – A bugs bunny.
• Guess what? What? – Good guess.

Guess what makes the moon so cold? – She’s always deflecting the sun’s rays!

• Guess what coffee and motivational coaches have in common? – They encourage people to espresso themselves!
• Guess what volcanoes do when they’re in love? – They lava each other for a long time.
• I was trying to mimic a flamingo. Guess what happened? – I had to put my foot down.
• The toast was having a sleepover. Guess what he was wearing? – His favorite pa-jam-as.
• Guess what made the sea monster such a successful comedian? – He was always kraken everyone up.
• Guess who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! – Everybody.
• The cook gifted his girlfriend something she would like. Guess what? – An onion ring.
• Guess what coat hangers do on the weekend? – They hang out, of course!
• My dad’s golfing buddy had to borrow a pair of pants, guess what happened? – He got a hole-in-one.

• Guess what type of fish frequents the best reefs in the ocean? – The so-fish-ticated type.
• Guess what move pigs learn in martial arts class? – The pork chop.
• The shooter is opening a new store, guess what he named it? – Target.
• My mom is coming home after a work trip tonight, guess what I am getting? – I am getting yelled at.
• Guess why learning sign language is such a good idea? – Because it is quite handy!
• I met a witch at the restaurant the other day, guess what she ordered? -Spook-eti.
• The sky had to pay its bills, guess what it gave? – A rain check.
• Cinderella couldn’t play soccer guess what she did on the field? – She ran away from the ball.
• At the conference, the audience tried to pay but couldn’t, guess what? – Attention.
• Guess what the zero said to eight? – Nice belt!
• Guess what you call a sleeping bull? – A bulldozer!
• Guess what has two hands and a face but no legs and no arms?- A clock.
• Guess what the name of my new computer processor is? – Chip.
• Can you guess what the man did after he became vegan? – He never made a missed steak again!

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