20 Funny Family Jokes to Share With Everyone PRINTABLE

If you’re looking for a collection of jokes that the entire family can enjoy together, you’ve come to the right place. These family jokes are perfect for kids and adults.

For more family-friendly joke collections: knock-knock jokes, easy jokes for little kids, sweet jokes, animal jokes, and beach jokes.

Family Jokes

Funny Family Jokes

  • Why did the brother strawberry cry? – Because his mom was in a jam!
  • Why did Grandpa fall in a well? – Because he couldn’t see that well!
  • What time did Dad go the dentist? – Tooth hurty.
  • What do you say to your sister when she starts crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
  • How do you make aunty-freeze? – Take away her blanket.
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  • Why is a computer so smart? – It listens to its motherboard.
  • What’s it called when you have your Grandmother on speed dial? – Instagram.
  • Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days? – Because their kids have to play inside.
  • What three words can solve all of Dad’s problems?- “Ask your mother.”
  • My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. – They’re his watchdogs.
  • What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? – Mitosis.
  • Why did Grandma put wheels on her rocking chair? – She wanted to rock and roll.
  • What do you call an angry French aunt? – A crossaunt.
  • Has R2-D2 ever had brothers? – No, only Transistors.
  • Have you ever heard that Bruce Lee has a vegan brother? – His name is Broco Lee.
Family Jokes

Family Knock-Knock Jokes

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broccoli? Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  • Knock! Knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel not working?
  • Knock! Knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weekend. Weekend who? Weekend do anything we want!

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