If you’re looking for a collection of jokes that the entire family can enjoy together, you’ve come to the right place. These family jokes are perfect for kids and adults.
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Funny Family Jokes
- Why did the brother strawberry cry? – Because his mom was in a jam!
- Why did Grandpa fall in a well? – Because he couldn’t see that well!
- What time did Dad go the dentist? – Tooth hurty.
- What do you say to your sister when she starts crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
- How do you make aunty-freeze? – Take away her blanket.
- Why is a computer so smart? – It listens to its motherboard.
- What’s it called when you have your Grandmother on speed dial? – Instagram.
- Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days? – Because their kids have to play inside.
- What three words can solve all of Dad’s problems?- “Ask your mother.”
- My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. – They’re his watchdogs.
- What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? – Mitosis.
- Why did grandma put wheels on her rocking chair? – She wanted to rock and roll.
- What do you call an angry French aunt? – A crossaunt.
- Has R2-D2 ever had brothers? – No, only Transistors.
- Have you ever heard that Bruce Lee has a vegan brother? – His name is Broco Lee.
Family Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broccoli? Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- Knock! Knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel not working?
- Knock! Knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weekend. Weekend who? Weekend do anything we want!
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