78 Moon Jokes and Moon Puns for Kids PRINTABLE

Looking for a laugh that’s out of this world? Check out these hilarious moon puns and moon jokes that are sure to make you howl at the moon!

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Moon Jokes

Get ready for your evening outdoors with these moon jokes for kids!

Why is the moon bald? – It has no ‘air!
When is the moon the heaviest? – When it is full.
Why did the singer decide to go to the moon? – He wanted to make the moon rock.
How does the moon cut its hair? – Eclipse it.
What’s closer, France or the Moon? – The Moon, obviously! You can’t see France from here!
Why don’t asteroids ever hit the moon? – Because it has no atmos-fear!
What do you call cheese made on the moon? – Slice of Luna!
What do you call a moon that likes to body build? – A lunar swole!
Why did the moon get a low score on his test? – He was just going through a phase!
What do you call a bug on the moon? – A lunar-tick.

What do you call a body of water on the moon? – Luna-sea.
Where did the cow after visiting the moon? – To the Milky Way.
Where do astronauts go to fish? – Moon river
What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes? – “I guess you had to be there.”
Why did Russia’s Luna-25 spacecraft crash into Moon ? – There wasn’t any nursery or hospital nearby to aim at.
Why did the astronaut break up with the moon? – Because it needed space!
How do you throw a party on the moon? – You planet!
What do you call a moon that has fled from the police? – A Luna-tic!
What do you call a lycanthrope who tells jokes? – A stand-howl comedian!
How do werewolves keep their fur looking nice? – With a moonicure!

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How do you make a Moon laugh? – Tell it a “crater” joke!
What’s a Moon’s favorite bedtime story? – “Goodnight, Earth”!
What do you call a lunar fashion show? – A moonwalk!
Why was the Moon feeling tired? – Because it had too many light years!
What phase was the moon in when the astronauts landed on it? – The full moon, of course!
What do you call cashews that grow on the moon? – Astro-nuts.
Why doesn’t the moon fall down to earth? – Because of the moonbeams.
Why is it expensive to live on the moon? – Because the costs are out of this world.
What does the moon eat when it is hungry? – A satellite dish!
Moon, why does your stomach hurt? – I’m hungry, I’m full only once a month!

What type of money is used on the moon? – A star bucks.
What does the moon say when asked why it is sad? – I’ll be better, I’m going through a phase.
What to do if the moon is angry with you? – Only Apollo-gise and he will forgive you.
Why is declaring yourself the monarch of the moon a bad idea? – You’d have no air apparent.
Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? – Because it’s a little meteor
How do we know the moon is hairless? – The moon spends half the month waxing!
What do little shops become at full moon? – Werehouses
What do the moon and the dollar have in common? – They both have four quarters.
What does the moon like to read? – A comet book!
Why didn’t the Moon have any friends? Because it was always too a-lone.

What do you call a fake Moon? A lunar-cy.
Why did the astronaut put pepper on his space suit? – To keep away the astronauts!
What did the alien say to the Moon when it landed on Earth? – Nice Moon-landing!
How do you know when the Moon is going on vacation? – It leaves a note that says “Gone to a far side of the galaxy”.
Why did the Moon go out with the Sun? – Because they had amazing cosmic chemistry!
How do you keep a Moon from exploding? – With a star-tification!
What does the moon do when the power goes out? – It lights a moonlight.

These moon puns for kids are out of this world!

The moon landing was obviously fake. Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.
Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me.
Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Early critics say the food is good, but there’s no atmosphere.
I’m not sure what the first church on the moon will look like. But I’m sure the mass will be the same.
Use your i-moon-gination.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
I’m currently obsessed with the Moon, although I think it’s just a phase.

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The full moon’s favorite type of music? Lunar melodies!
I told the full moon a joke, but it didn’t say anything—it just kept waxing and waning.
I wonder how NASA felt after Apollo 11’s success? I bet they were over the moon.
The full moon loves to dress up—it’s always in its full formal attire!
How much is the moon worth? One dollar, because it has four quarters.
I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars. So, I took her to the planetarium.
How do you store supplies for a colony on the moon? In crate-rs.
My kid is obsessed with the moon. I’m hoping it’s just a phase.

The full moon was feeling a bit round—apparently, it was on a crescent diet.
It’s just a phase.
Her story was very nebula-s.
The full moon really knows how to shine—no need for a spotlight in the night sky!

Print these moon jokes and moon puns to bring on your next outdoor adventure or for a night of star gazing in your own backyard.