132 Scary Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Printable)

Halloween is here, and Halloween knock-knock jokes for kids are a great way to add a little fun to this scary occasion. You and your kids can enjoy these Halloween knock-knock jokes together.

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Scary Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes 

Everyone loves a good knock-knock joke. Add a fun theme (or a scary one) makes it even better. Find your favorite Halloween Knock-knock joke among this list.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana suck your blood!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank! Frank who? Frankenstein!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Getyur. Getyur who? Getyur fangs outta my neck!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ooze. Ooze who? Ooze that monster over there?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut worry it is just a Halloween joke!

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice Cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna hide this dead body?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anakin. Anakin who? Anakin I get some candy, please?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce try again next Halloween!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Halloween.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tyson. Tyson who? Tyson garlic around your neck to ward off vampires!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry monster coming to get you.

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• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting to kiss a witch all year!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vampire! Vampire who? Vampire state building!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl! Howl who? Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo put on a costume for trick or treating.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost stand over there and I’ll bring you some candy!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!

• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise. Disguise who? Disguise dressed up like a monster for Halloween!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Abbott. Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door, where’s my candy?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot of Halloween candy and now I’ve got tummy ache!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the haunted house?

• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Essen. Essen who? Essen it fun to listen to these Halloween jokes?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police give me some candy!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Jacklyn. Jacklyn who? Jacklyn Hyde!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Gargoyle. Gargoyle who? Gargoyle with salt water if your throat’s sore after eating too much Halloween candy!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Aaron. Aaron who? Aaron on the side of caution this Halloween!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Alison. Alison who? Alison out for monsters very carefully on Halloween!

• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you think I was, a real ghost?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper your mouth when you’re done sucking blood!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Twick. Twick who? Twick or tweet, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Bean. Bean who? Bean waiting all day to go trick or treating!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Celeste. Celeste who? Celeste time I’m going to tell you this, trick or treat!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Diane. Diane who? Diane to eat my Halloween candy!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for Halloween!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disk. Disk who? Disk is a recorded message, trick or trick!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Norway. Norway who? Norway I’m leaving till you give me a candy!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jack. Jack who? Jack-o-lantern! Happy Halloween!

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy give me some candy please?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie body home? It’s time for Halloween house party!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mum. Mum who? Mummy, that’s who!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Knot. Knot who? Knot another Halloween knock-knock joke, please!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Havana. Havana who? Havana awesome time this spooky season.

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• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you wish there were more Halloween knock-knock jokes?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? The Earl. The Earl who? The Earl-y bird gets the best Halloween candy!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Fozzie. Fozzie who? Fozzie hundredth time, trick or treat!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Emma. Emma who? Emma gonna get any Halloween candy?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran over here to get some candy!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Norma. Norma who? Norma’lly I say trick or treat!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Imogen! Imogen who? Imogen Halloween without pumpkins.

• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Turnin. Turnin who? Turnin to a vampire this Halloween!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost stand over there and I’ll bring you some candy!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Cement. Cement who? Cement to scream when she saw Dracula but she fainted instead!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, dressed up like that?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ghost says. Ghost says who? No, a ghost says booooo!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Glad you’re excited about Halloween, too!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Wolves Say. Wolves say who? Wolves say Happy Howl-oween!

• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Tad. Tad who? Tad old black magic!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing telling Halloween jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another Halloween Knock Knock joke?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prize! Happy Halloween!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Venice. Venice who? Venice Halloween candy coming out?!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive Halloween!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to dress up like a vampire!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Thumping. Thumping who? Thumping scary is right behind you!
• Knock, knock! Who there? Noah. Noah who? Know a place I can hide from ghosts?!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Shore. Shore who? Shore hope you like Halloween jokes!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Max. Max who? Max no difference. Trick or treat!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Wolvesly. Wolvesly who? Wolves say Happy Howloween!

• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Bone. Bone who? Bone appetit, it’s time for candy!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you’ll never guess.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another knock knock joke for ya!
• Knock Knock! Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher your candy where my hand is!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, let’s get this costume party startled!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful, and creep it real!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal killer! Pleased to eat you!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dana. Dana who? Dana talk with your mouth full of candy!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Barbara. Barbara who? Barbara black sheep, have you any candy!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon out of here!

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• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Elias! Elias who? Elias a terrible scary thing!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Hope. Hope who? Hope you’ll give me some yummy Halloween candy!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Halloween knock-knock jokes?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Jagger! Jagger who! Jagger’d edge!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spirit says! Spirit says who? No, spirit says boo!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wren. Wren who? Wren will these Halloween knock knock jokes ever end?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Scale Ton! Scale Ton who? Scale Ton is bone-tired, open the door!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome Halloween sweets to me.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dracula. (Nobody’s home.)
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe please give me a Halloween treat?

• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Felix Felix who? Felix-cited about Halloween!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo Who? Boo berry ice cream please.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy Great Pumpkin come to my patch tonight?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Chuck. Chuck who? Chuck and see if there are any zombies outside.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy vampire really turn into a bat?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Curry. Curry who? Curry my bag of candy.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Cyclops. Cyclops who? Cyclops says trick or treat.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Cyclops. Cyclops who? Cyclops at the door – ahhhhh!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn leave me out here in the dark!

• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Datsun. Datsun who? Datsun nice costume.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, let me in.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen Halloween make you happy?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Eva. Eva who? Eva see a werewolf?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Eiser. Eiser who? Eiser glowing in the dark.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Falafel. Falafel who? Falafel after eating so many sweets.
• Knock Knock! Who’s there? Haden. Haden who? Haden out so the werewolf doesn’t get me.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Parton! Parton who? Parton me buy it is Halloween!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Robin! Robin who? Robin your house!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Wine! Wine who? Wine don’t you like these Halloween jokes!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Chile! Chile who? Chile out tonight It is only Halloween!

• Knock, Knock Who’s there? Hank. Hank who? Hankerin’ for some Halloween candy.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Harriet. Harriet who? Harriet a bunch of his candy.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh’s afraid of ghosts?
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Hutch. Hutch who. Bless you.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Juan. Juan who? Juan Eyed Monster.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Lenny. Lenny who? Lenny a costume so I can trick or treat.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Omar. Omar live who? Omar gosh, that’s a spooky costume.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Skully. Skully who? Skully-ton is bone-shakin’ at your door!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Tinker Bell. Tinker Bell who? Tinker Bell isn’t working, try knocking instead.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Eyesore! Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Albi. Albi who? Albi goblin up the Halloween candy!
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Terri. Terri who? Terrified of goblins.
• Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Darwin! Darwin who? I’ll be Darwin you to open the door!

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