Scary Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Halloween is here and jokes are a great way to add a little fun to this scary occasion. You and your kids can enjoy these Halloween knock-knock jokes together.

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Scary Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes 

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana suck your blood!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank! Frank who? Frankenstein!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Getyur. Getyur who? Getyur fangs outta my neck!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ooze. Ooze who? Ooze that monster over there?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut worry it is just a Halloween joke!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice Cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna hide this dead body?
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anakin. Anakin who? Anakin I get some candy, please?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce try again next Halloween!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who. Gladys Halloween.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tyson. Tyson who? Tyson garlic around your neck to ward off vampires!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry monster coming to get you.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting to kiss a witch all year!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vampire! Vampire who? Vampire state building!
• Who’s there? Howl! Howl who? Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?

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For more giggly fun, check out these books:

• Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
• Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link